Lost in Love – the not so short Long Lost Chapter of the Lord of the Rings
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In the beginning there was just young master Frodo, Master Pippin, Master Sam Wise and some other characters I cant name at this point…but will eventually…in some time. Long story short they lived in the shire, (Think that's how you spell it) Gandalf came to stay (another name I was meant to mention) and met with young Frodo, they talked for some time, Frodo with his companions went to mount of doom with the other of the fellowship, e.g.: Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Faramir and ME! (Being Russell, I have replaced Aragorn). Frodo and Sam went to the fiery pits of mount doom and threw the ring (along with golem) into the volcano and destroyed evil forever. At least that's what they think. As they got back to Rivendell and they saw Elrond. Christ were they fd. His eyes glew red as the hot intensity of mount doom, ( )
"You don't like 'im when 'e's angry" whispered Legolas to Gimli
"I concur" replied Gimli
Frodo held onto his chest for dear live and Gandalf pushed past the fellowship away from Frodo.
"Move!" shouted Gandalf
As Gimli and Legolas hit the floor as they fell from the mighty push, Legolas jumped up and brushed himself off.
"Rude much!" said he in a poofy voice
"O get over it ya stupid elf, it's only a bit of dirt!" snorted Gimli
"Gimli!" (Legolas stomps) "I thought we were friends!?"
"We are"
And they hugged into the moonlight.
Now back to the chest situation, Frodo had an imprint of the ring left on his chest.
"How In the grey havens did you get that?!" asked Gandalf
"Well it was late and me and Sam had had a few in the old Prancing Pony and we were drunk" Said Frodo in a worried voice.
At this time Elrond was so furious he had smoke coming out of his ear!
Well what is to be done about this predicament? Know one knows but find out in the next chapter of:
Lost in Love – the not so short Long Lost Chapter of the Lord of the Rings
My story®