A/N: Okay well this is my first story, please tell me if i should just give up on it completely, or if i should continue! Sorry this first chapter might be a little boring, but i pronise i will try to make it funnier as it continues. I was thinking along the lines of, a bowling ball war, a stalkerish front desk lady, and some... intersting arcade games! But i dont know how this chapter will end yet, some of those things might be included towards the end.
Okay, this story should be fairly short, but not quite a one-shot! It is about the cullens, and a still human Bella visiting King Pin Lanes. If you are not familiar with this place, it is a GIANT bowing alley with an amazing arcade inside of it. I just got home from there, and while i was waiting for my turn i got to thinking, wouldnt it be funny if the cullens were here?? Well i might be a geek for thinking about that, but i do it ALL THE TIME!! Anyway, ENJOY!
Chapter 1: Preparing
Bella's POV
Edward and I sat in the Volvo waiting for the others to arive. We were now parked in the King Pin Lanes parking lot, and i was breathing deeply, trying to forget my previous- and last- experience at a bowling alley. I was 10, and I slipped (wow, shocker) on the greasy area of the lane, slidding all the way down. Can't you just imagine my little body slidding down the lane, screaming at the top of my lungs. I got a strike, in the worst way possible. They even called an ambulence to make sure i was alright. The whole entire bowling alley was staring at me. It was a horrific event in my past.
I looked over at Edward, he was staring at me with a confused expression on his face. I the realized i was breathing so heavily, it was almost to the point of hyperventalation. I had only agreed to this because I could spend some qualitly time with my fiance, and my soon to be brothers and sisters. I was nervousIi was going to do something horrific again, causeing blood and attention. Now with a group of vampires, great. Edward was still staring at my so I put on a weak smile and stared into his topaz eyes.
"Are you okay?" He asked, trying to unravel the mystery of my horrific state. I guess he thought i wasnt going to tell him on my own.
"Yea, im fine," I said a little uneasily. He could tell i was shakey. "I just, dont have good experiences at bowling alleys."
"You know love, you didnt have to say yes to this." He said witha s smile.
"I know, I really do want to. It will be fun." I tried to sound enthusiastic, but my bad lying skills made it sound like i was being sarcastic. I placed my hand on his, and we locked our fingers together. Unexpectedly, he took his other hand and placed it on my back. he then pulled me to his lap and chuckled.
"You know Bella, you dont sound to happy about this. Now we wouldnt want the others to see you like this, it would hurt there feelings. They planned all of this for you... and Emmet begged them extensivly." His face was serious, but you could see his laughter buried in his eyes.
He took his other hand and placed it on my neck, he then kissed me, almost brekaig his limits. He paused quickly to let me breathe, and said, "now, lets lighten your mood a little bit." The hand he had on my neck rose and knotted itself in my hair. Both my hands did the same in his hair. Just as i thought he would go beyond usual, we heard a lound noise, just putside our window, it sounded like a choking bear. It was Emmet, of coarse. When we looked up at him, I saw Edward roll his eyes, it must be what he was thinking, but then I understood. He was making kissy faces on the window of the car, along with sound effects. Rosalie came up from behind him and smacked him on the back of the head, it look hard to me, but to him it probably felt like a child slapping an adult to him.
"WHAT??" Emmet said to her, abruptly turing around.
She pulled him off to talk alone, but I could swear I heard a "Are you that big an idiot? Have you lost brain cells?" Come from Roslaies mouth.
Edward helped me out of the car, so to be greeted by a bouncing Alice. "Are you ready for some fun?" She asked clearly exited, "I can see you already were haveing some before we arrived." She added with a wink.
I blushed a deep read, as Edward rubbed my back, it immedialty calmed me down. Everyone was here except for Carlisle and Esme, the decided they would sit this one out. I wondered if there was a reason for that. Did they go insane at bowling alleys. I thought of all the things that could be done with a bowling ball, expecially at vampire strength. I gulped, but tried to hide my fear. Of coarse, Japser noticed it. He looked at me with question in his eye, kinda like Edward had earlier. Emmet and Rosalie walked back. Emmet was frowning, but Rosalie was wearing a very cheesy grin.
"Well, arent we going in?" Rosalie asked. Emmets smile returned.
"Well hell yea we are! LETS GO!!" He almost yelled, running to the door, almost exceeding human speed limits. Rosalie went running after him, her smile becoming sincere, with Alice and Japer running along behind. They look liked children at the biggest candy store in existance. Edward continued to walk with me, we were close to the doors now, and I looked up, gulped, then tried to forget my fears, and pushed open the door that lead to possible severe injury and/or overwhelming hulmiliation.
We noticed Emmet, Rosalie, Alice and Jasper were already in a lane. They were putting on their shoes and picking out a ball to use when I heard the scream. I ran over to the sound.
"Alice, Alice! whats wrong, are you okay?" I asked, scared it was something horrible, like she forsaw the end of the world, or Victoria reincarnating. Something bad like that. I was wrong.
"I. Forgot. My. Bowling. Shoes." She answered trying to contain her anger to rip someones head off, which she could actually do. I felt relieved, but i didnt understand, why was this such a big deal? Not one other person in the Cullen/Hale family had bowling shoes, why did she?
"Thats fine Alice, you can just rent some here," I said calmly tring to reasure her. It didnt work, it only made her even more mad. I felt Jasper trying to calm her down, but it only worked slightly, she must be REALLY mad.
"Where shoes other peoples feet have been in! EWWW!, THATS DISGUSTING!" Emmet and Edward then exchanged slightly evil glance. they then grabbed Alice, picked her up and carried her to the shoe rental. Everyone elso followed behind, not doing anything to help Alice wiggle free from their tight grasp. When we saw Alice again, she was waering red and white bowilng shoes, old and dirty from other peoles feet. Rosalie look disgusted at her pair to wear, but she didnt complain like Alice. Once Alice was delt with, Edward was back at my side, with one arm around my wait. He kissed my forehead and the we walked to the desk.
"Ummm, 7 1/2 please." I asked the lady, but she wasnt even paying attention to me. Her eyes were lustfully staring at Edward, undressing him in her mind I imagine.
"Ma'am," Edward said to her politely, but firmly. This made her head turn. I could imagine what was running throught her head right now, 'is he really talking to me, is there someone behind me or something?'
"Y-Y-es?" She barely even could manage one word, but I couldnt blame her, he was dazzling. She reajusted her overlarged glasses, and ran her fingers through her red fuz ball of hair, and started smiling very weirdly. I could blame her for that.
"Yes, Jamie," he said looking at her name tag, "I thing my fiance asked for a size 7 1/2 shoe, it would be very kind of you to get that for her." I liked how her emphesized fiance, it made me proud, she seemed to notice too.
"FIANCE?" She asked. Was she seiously judging us? I cant believe this, eveyone at school thinks im pregnant already and this is like some shotgun wedding, NOW we have people we dont even know judgeing us. I starred at the floor, almost in tears. My anger was getting the best of me. "You cant be married, Your just a child, no older than me," I laughed quitly to myself when she said that. Knowing that he infact was many, MANY yeasr older than her. "Stupid lifewaster!! I Bet shes pregnant isnt she." That did it, my tears fell from my eyes, and i was suddely aware of my family behind me.
Edward held me close and wispered to me, 'she doesnt know what shes talking about, you cant listen to her, it fine. I know that hurt, it hurt me too, but look at me, it will be okay."
I looked up and saw my shoes in front of me, i also saw Emmet standing next to Jamie, with a blackjack in his hand. That made me laugh. But it also made me curious, does he keep other weapons on his person at all times. If he needed to defend hiself he could easily rip someones head off with the twitch of a finger.
I grabbed my shoes and head back over to our lane, only looking back once to see if Jamie was scared out of her witts or not. I didnt like what i saw. i wanted her to be screaming for her life, but instead, she was perfectly calm, starring a Edwards ass. I almost growled, but that would sound weird, like i was some possesed freak of something. I could tell Edward heard her dirty thoughts, because he looked back too, witha disgusted look on his face and began to hum very loudly. She began to lick her lips, and thats when i looked away. i couldnt stand it, This was going to drive me insane all day. I would find a way to show her were inseperatable.
SOO?? what did you think?? i am sorry for any grammer mstakes, its 1:30 AM, i just really wanted ti get smething posted! please review!!