Sansational!

Summary: Sans enjoys adventurous times with Toriel as they build a future together.

Part One: A…Somewhat Decent Proposal

Sans

Life on the surface took some getting used to, but in spite of all it's challenges things were looking up for me. Way up. Also, way better than I expected. A perfect proposal was made, with a knock-knock joke of course. That perfect proposal was accepted joyfully with laughter and tears by the perfect woman. Ah, who am I kidding! I was a nervous wreck and could barely string a sentence together. I couldn't even think of one single pun! I'm surprised Tori could hear me over my rattling bones! I might have collapsed into a clickety clackin' pile if her kiss hadn't melted all my nervousness away.

I still haven't figured out what she sees in this silly bag of bones, but there's no way in HELL I'll complain. I'm pretty damned grateful that of all the monsters from the Underground she chose me to date. I'm not going to lie. We get along so great and we have so much fun together. After we made it to the surface we became very close. I'd even say she's my best friend, besides Papyrus. It was six months before we became more than friends. Toriel made the first move. She was so classy about, too. She asked me for my honest opinion about something, and of course I was willing to hear her out. I've been told I'm a pretty good listener and give pretty decent advice, so I told her to fire away with her question. She looked me straight in the eye sockets and asked me in the sweetest, smoothest voice I'd ever heard what it would take to convince a kind, thoughtful, adorable, and hilarious monster to go out on a date with her. Right off the bat I told her that any monster that she asked on a date wouldn't need much convincing, if any at all. All she had to do was ask and it was a wrap. That being said, she asked me out. You better believe I agreed to it. I would have to have been out of my mind to turn down the most beautiful, loving, kindest, and (second) funniest monster I had ever known. And here we are, a year and a half later…engaged. Wow…I'm still amazed that this amazing lady is going to be my wife!

After news got out about our engagement (in spite of us trying to keep things low key) a freak out epidemic started to spread among our friends and family. It was a sight to behold, I tell ya. When we told Frisk their smile was so big I was concerned that their face might split in half. They also made a sound that was a cross between a squeak and a…cat growl? Eh, I don't know it was just weird. Then they hugged me and Tori then ran upstairs to their room and shut the door. Papyrus' reaction was just as over the top as Frisk. Congratulations were pouring out of his mouth like a broken faucet, running around the living room in excitement, and even hopping on the couch.

"BROTHER, I MUST INFORM UNDYNE OF THIS FANTASTIC NEWS!"

"whoa, hey there, Paps! slow down. we wanted to keep things low key until we at least set a da-"

Too late. Both Tori's and my cellphone started going off, setting off a chain reaction of epic proportions. Undyne was the first to call me. She loudly stated that she didn't think I had the balls to propose while I heard Alphys losing her shit in the background screaming about her OTP's ship has sailed or some shit. I made a joke of lacking balls to begin with, so I pretty much had nothing to lose.

"For fuck's sake, Sans! You know what I meant!"

There were sounds of a bit of a scuffle when I heard the happy, nerdy squealings of Alphys.

"Oh my gosh, you guys! Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! Hnnnngggg, I friggin' LOVE weddings! Well, I've only actually been to ONE wedding, and that was Dogamy and Dogaressa's, but it was so beautiful!" Alphys rambled on for another solid three minutes before announcing that she and Undyne were coming to look at the ring. Geez, they made such a fuss. That's just what Tori and I wanted to avoid. I had a feeling about who told them, but I had no solid proof or a confession right then. Welp, what's done is done.

My fiance got quite a few calls herself. How a Froggit got Tori's number and managed call her is a bone-a-fide mystery to me. Of course word got back to Asgore. Toriel put him on speakerphone. He sounded genuinely happy for us, but I couldn't help but wonder about that. Undyne had set him up on a few dates but all of them fell flat. He said that he was over getting back with Tori, but it was pretty obvious that he still cared about her. Who could blame him. Tori's awesome…in so may ways. I've been thinking about treating him to a guys night out just to blow off some steam and maybe, ya know, hook him up with a nice lady. I know he's my future wife's ex, but Asgore is actually a pretty awesome guy. He deserves happiness just as much as anyone else.

After the initial excitement died down, my lady and I dove in to planning our wedding. Welp, Tori did most of the planning and I just gave input here and there. The details didn't really matter to me. Just tell me when and where and I'll make sure to be there. My only real concern was the first dance. There's a bit of a height difference between me and Tori so I'm not sure how that will work. Eh, we'll figure something out. The kid had some pretty cool ideas for the ceremony and the reception. I feel and pretty bad about rejecting Pap's idea of an all spaghetti buffet. He cheered up a whole lot when Tori told him that the spaghetti could be part of the varied menu.

About a month before the wedding I was hanging out with the gang at Grillby's 2. Most of the usuals were there, including Drunk Bunny, Doggo, Dogamy and his wife, Dogaressa, and Greater Dog. The former Captain of the Royal Guard had pretty much let the hotcat out of the bag about our engagement before Tori and I could even send out invitations. With the wedding coming up so soon things had gotten pretty busy for us, so hanging with the Grillby's crowd was a rare treat for me.

"wow, it's been a long time since we hung out like this. i'm so glad i was finally able to 'ketchup' with you guys." There were good natured groans and giggles all around as I took a swig of some special brand ketchup Grillby had set aside just for me.

"It's good to see you too, pal!" Doggo gave me a slap on the back so hard I nearly spit the ketchup all over the bar. "So, you plan on having a bachelor party?"

"Uh, actually, it's the best man's job to plan all that, and my bro's got it covered."

"Really? So, what's he got planned?"

"no idea, since he wants it to be a surprise. but i'm sure whatever it is it'll be fun."

That's when something strange happened. They all got this shared expression among them that was a little…disconcerting. I found myself getting a bit irritated by it.

"why are you guys giving me that look, like you know something i don't?"

Dogamy slapped a hand on my shoulder then glanced at his wife, who he asked to step away from the bar so he could speak to me male monster to male monster.

"Sans, we all love Papyrus, but we all gotta agree that his parties tend to be pretty…tame."

"so what. i happen to like tame." That's when Doggo stuck his nose, figuratively and literally, into the conversation.

"Sans…buddy…pal…if there's one thing you don't want to associate with the term tame it's a friggin' bachelor party! They're meant to be wild and crazy! Your single life is about to end so you should go out with a bang!"

"i get the feeling i'm not going to like where this is going-'

"Oh, c'mon, Sans! It's not like we're planning a political coup! It's a bachelor party! Quit being so serious and live a little!"

"all right. what do you have in mind?" The longer I listened to Doggo and Dogamy's ideas, the more I was convinced that they were trying to get Toriel to kill me.

Toriel

I was on the phone with my friend, Beatrice, a monster who used to run an inn down in Snowdin, when Sans came home. When I got a glimpse of his expression I knew something was off. His perma-smile was there, but I noticed a slight twitch at the corners. Something was bothering my fiance and I was going to get to the bottom of it. I cut my conversation with Beatrice short and focused on Sans, who seemed a bit distracted.

"Welcome home, Sans."

"oh, hey, tori."

"Did you enjoy your time at Grillby's?"

"uh…yeah! it was cool…" His voice trailed off as he rubbed the back of his head and averted his gaze. Yep, something was definitely up.

"Sans, are you all right?"

"y-yeah. i'm good."

"Are you sure, because it seems as if something's bothering you."

That's when he let out a sigh and settled on the sofa next to me. As he leaned on my shoulder he gave me a look that reminded me of a child about to confess that they did indeed sneak into the cookie jar before dinner. It was adorable yet a bit disconcerting. Oh, stars, what is he about to tell me?

"tori, i need your honest opinion about something."

"I'm all ears," I replied as I wiggled my floppy ears a bit for emphasis. That got a chuckle out of him.

"babe, you know paps already planned a bachelor party for me. welp, the gang at grillby's want to do something on their own for me, but uh…i want to run it past you first."

He paused and started wringing his boney hands. I had a feeling about what he was going to say, but I gave him a chance to speak to avoid jumping to conclusions.

"they, uh…want to take me to…t-to a, um…strip club…heh heh…"

By now Sans' skull was all sweaty and his smile was strained. I was afraid my poor bone-friend was about to have an anxiety attack. I had to put his mind at ease immediately.

"That's fine with me, love."

His look of shock was so cute. I don't think I've ever seen his eye sockets open that wide.

"wha-what?"

"I said it's fine. Go have fun. As long as you look and don't touch I have no problem with it."

Sans obviously wasn't expecting such a laid back response from me. He looked simply dumbfounded, then started nuzzling my cheek and neck.

"thank you, tori! i was worried you would flip out on me or somethin'. heh."

My skele-sweetie sounded so relieved. I was glad.

"i'm curious though. why are you so laid back about this?"

"Sans, it's really not that big of a deal. Besides, it can't be any wilder than what Muffet has planned for my bachelorette party."

I let my words sink in for a bit. I watched as a range of emotions fluttered across his face. I told him I wanted him to have fun, as long he doesn't do anything he would regret later. I promised him I would do the same and show him the same respect. He seemed satisfied with my final answer, I'm happy to say. I couldn't help smiling to myself. The next few weeks were going to be pretty interesting.

Stay tuned for Part 2: King for a Day

AN: Hello, dear readers and sinners. I'm announcing that I am taking kink and non-kink requests for this story. Nothing non-con though. Also, if you want any specific UT characters to make an appearance, let me know in the comments!