That One Question
-Every kid has 'that one question'. Mikan and Natsume's son is no exception.
Mikan spit out her vitamin water and tried to refrain from choking on it.
"W-What?" She asked and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.
"So unlady like." Natsume murmured, earning a slap from his wife.
"Where do babies come from?" Their seven year old son, Tokiya Hyuuga, asked for the second time.
"Dear, why do you ask?"
"Because uncle Koko told me that babies come from the best place for a man to be in." Tokiya said, his lips pouted and red eyes shining in fascination.
"Stop that kid. Your a boy for fuck's sake." Natsume gripped the newspaper tightly as he made a mental note to kill Koko when he sees him.
"Fuck?" Tokiya asked, trying to sound the word of his tongue.
"Natsume!" Mikan hit the back of his head. "Shut up already!" She hissed before turning to their raven haired son. "Now honey, when uncle Koko said 'best place' he um..."
"Spit it out Mikan, the kid deserves to know."
"Shut Up!"
"Daddy! Please tell me." Tokiya pleaded, pouting his lips again. Natsume glared at him in disgust.
"Stop that, and do not call me daddy."
"Dad."
"Better." He said before adding, "If you wanna know how you were born, your mother keeps your birth video under the bed. If you want to know how you were made then, there are several flashdrives on my desk." He smirked and chuckled. "H-Hey! Mikan! That fucking hurts!"
"You videotape them?"
"Its more fun."
Mikan's eye twitched. "H-Honey, there are no videos."
"But mommy, dad never lies."
"Yeah dear, I never lie."
"Shut up Natsume!" The 26 year old young mother was now twitching in anger. She held a deep breath to calm herself down. "Tokiya, if you drop the subject, then, we'll buy you ice cream, kay?"
"Deal." The boy smiled at her. Mikan bent down and kissed his cheek before heading to their upstairs bedroom.
"How old are you again?" Natsume asked.
"Seven." Tokiya held up his fingers.
"Your old enough." He said and motioned for his son to come closer. "Now, kid, it started when me and your mother were nineteen...
"Headmatster, why exactly are we here?" Mikan asked politely.
"Its about your son, Mr. and Ms Hyuuga."
Mikan flinched. Their son never got in trouble...but then angain,he was an offspring of Natsume...
"What about our son?"
"He... for a seven year old he has a... very 'mature' mind."
"What happened?"
"Mrs. Hyuuga, I do not know what parents teach their children nowadays but... Tokiya-kun has... well harassed one of his female classmates and lifted up her skirt." The headmaster said.
Mikan froze in her seat. Now this situation is familiar. She could hear Natsume silently chuckle.
"We'll send him home with you."
ONE HOUR LATER, OUTSIDE THE OFFICE:
"You sexually harassed a female classmate of yours! You are grounded." Mikan growled at the boy and headed to the car.
"Dad..? Are you gonna yell at me to?"
Natsume came closer to him and placed his hand on the Tokiya's head, givig him a pat.
"Well done son... well done."
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And yeah... I have no idea how I came up with this but,its here. I'll also be uploading another oneshot but this time it is for Ruka and Hotaru :)
Please review :))
-Shin
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