Letter From Orzammar
My Lord Vaughan,
When you sent us to look for the dwarf I had no idea how horrid a mission that was. The woman you described turns out to be the sister of the king. She is also what the dwarves call a Perrygorn. Her name is Sereda Aeducan.
All seven of us were able to enter Orzammar. Birk was killed almost instantly for bumping into a noble's bodyguard. After that we stayed away from anyone well dressed. Davy died when he fell into a pool of molten rock. Sam found out who our target was almost immediately. All the dwarves know who she is. The problem is that they all think she's Andraste reborn. Sam and Furl were killed in a riot when they said something about her.
The Smash, Hask and I found our way to Dust Town. We did make a few contacts there. The Smash ran into some thugs. He now doesn't have a tongue and they have added a tail to him. He's now a working girl for the carter. He's happy though. Hask ran away one night. I haven't seen him since.
I found a criminal who said he would do the deed. I am now in a jail cell. I did see the target. She came round to see me, asked me who sent me. She didn't remember you. She did ask one of her people if humans could join the lesion. I didn't like the sound of that, but the guy said humans couldn't. She then told them to exile me just like she had been.
My lord, I like my knees and they mostly left them intact when I gave them your name. They said if I wrote this letter to you, they would let me go with a sword, water and bread.
You may be Arl of Denerim, but you will probably want to run. One of the guards said something about giving you to the crows.
Your formerly obedient servant,
Jamie Forneder