I haven't written anything in forever, well, that isn't exactly true as I've got a oneshot I haven't posted but still. This idea popped up out of nowhere and clearly there is nothing more to it.

Disclaimer: Own Harry Potter, I do not.

TEEHEETEEHEETEEHEE

Hermione Granger was extremely confused. She had been searching for her best friend ever since he went missing after dinner. So far her search of the lower floors of the castle was proving fruitless.

Ronald Weasley was annoyed. He had been following Hermione around in search of Harry for a while now and all he wanted was to go back to the common room to eat the snacks he had stashed in his trunk.

"Where is he?"

"I don't know, Hermione!"

"But it's almost curfew."

Just then the two Gryffindors turned the corner to find one Harry Potter and one Draco Malfoy walking towards them.

"Harry! Where have you been?" Hermione exclamined.

"Vidi. Vici. Veni." Harry replied.

Draco slapped a hand over his eyes, Hermione blushed, and Ron stared in confusion.

"What does…"

"No!" Hermione cut him off.

Draco and Harry exchanged a look before laughing and walking past the two frozen Gryffindors.

TEEHEETEEHEETEEHEE

Yeah, if you don't know what vidi, veni, vici means well, I switched the order of vici and veni from the original, so it means I saw(vidi), I conquered(vici), I came(veni)…

Teehee.

~Ke.