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Zookeeper: Bonjour!

Reporter: (sarcastic) OOOH! What is this?! gasp Could it be? Another story?!

Zookeeper: It's not my fault that I'm out of ideas. Do you know how tough it is to balance school/life/fanfiction? Huh? Do you?!

Reporter: Yes I do, I have the same problem myself and I'm not complaining about it.

Zookeeper: Damn, why do you always have to be so right?!

Reporter: Because I'm smarter, tougher, and everything you're not.

Zookeeper: grumbles Just... read the story... and yeah... just... do it...

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The sun was setting, staining the skies with a brilliant purple hue. It was a quiet evening. The welcoming peace, however, was broken by two young girls flying towards the Son residence, giggling insanely as they did so.

"Grandma Chichi!" The black haired female demi-Saiyan shouted as the pair burst through the door, nearly knocking it off its hinges.

"WHAT THE… Oh hello there, Pan, Bra. What are you girls doing here?" Despite her calm voice, Chichi barely refrained herself from hurling something metal towards the still giggling duo. "Aren't you two supposed to be sleeping over at Gohan's?"

Upon hearing this, the giggles intensified, shifting into hysterical laughter. "You're right, Chichi." Bra answered, being the first one to recover. "We were going to sleep over at Pan's."

As if rehearsed, Pan picked up her friend's trailing sentence. "But we forgot one minor detail… today's Gohan's birthday."

"Well, yes, I believe we all went to their house to celebrate earlier, didn't we?" Chichi furrowed her brows, not knowing what these girls are getting at.

"Uh-huh. But my mom decided to celebrate with him as well… in a different way, if you know what I mean." Pan said through gasps of breath, still not fully recovering.

Finally catching the drift, Chichi burst into laughter in time with the girls. "Oh my, you girls must be pretty traumatized!"

"Actually we're okay. We escaped as soon as we heard Videl telling her 'big bad Saiyan' to get into his 'birthday suit' !" Bra exclaimed, causing all three of them to bend over laughing again.

"Well! That sure was unexpected!" Chichi gasped between her pearls of laughter. "I've always known that Videl girl was the aggressive type, but in front of you girls, my!"

Just at this moment Goku decided to make his entrance, with a huge one meter long fish slung over his shoulder. Rows of gleaming teeth were visible through its open mouth, and Goku had quite a few cuts on his arms. "Whew, here's one aggressive fish for dinner!"

All the ladies doubled over, laughing their heads off again after hearing him say this. "Oh geez! I sure hope my Gohan doesn't look like that after every night spends with Videl!" Chichi stood up, reaching for a napkin to dry her tears caused by over-joy.

"Eww! Grandma! This is my dad you're talking about!" Pan shouted, causing Chichi and Bra to fall into another fit, while Goku stood there more confused than anything.

"What's so funny?"

After dinner, and a round of explanation to Goku and even more rounds of spontaneous laughter, Pan and Bra brought up their initial request.

"Um, grandma and grandpa, we were wondering, since my house is off-limits now, can we sleep over here tonight? We have all our stuff with us and we promise we won't cause any trouble at all!" 'Yeah, right.' That was the thought of all the members in the room, including the speaker herself.

Chichi smiled warmly and nodded. "Of course you can! You two can sleep in the guest room since both Gohan and Goten has moved out now."

"Thank you Chichi! C'mon Pan, there's this fashion magazine that I have with me that you just have to take a look at!" Bra beamed excitedly, dragging Pan all the way upstairs, whose groaning at the picture of herself covered in makeup again.

Goku smiled at the duo and started to silently do the dishes while his wife cleaned the table. When he last returned, he was shocked beyond anything at how much of his love one's lives he had missed out, and just how much it had affected them. Ever since then, he's been helping around with the house more. And because Chichi did all the cooking, it only seemed reasonable that he washed the dishes.

Straightening her back, Chichi yawned and stretched her arms above her head, causing her shirt to ride up and expose a small part of her flat belly.

Goku couldn't help but smile at this. His mate was a beautiful woman…and still is. Technically she would be in her 60's by now, but the demon blood in her as well as their bond slowed her aging drastically, making her look not a day over 28. What amazed him even more was the fact that there is absolutely no trace on her that suggests her being the mother of two children…Saiyan boys, nonetheless. She still looks pretty much the way she did when he first carried her into this house decades ago, and he loves everything about it.

"Hmm…Chi?"

Snapping out of her haze, Chichi opened her eyes to see Goku staring at her with a playful glint in his eyes. "Yes Goku…?"

"Did you realize those two girls actually insulted us earlier on?"

Raising an eyebrow in bewilderment, Chichi shook her head. 'Since when did Goku become aware of these kind of things? Especially ones that I didn't even notice?'

"They came to our house because Gohan and Videl are too busy celebrating his birthday." Goku grinned as Chichi blushed shyly. 'Some of those images must have popped up in her head…'

"Yeah, and?" Chichi looked away from her husband, getting a hint of what he's suggesting.

"They're assuming we don't have a healthy sex life, Chi. I think we should prove them wrong." Goku grinned again as he watched his wife's eyes widen and began to shake her head furiously.

"Goku! What are you thinking?! Are you saying that we…mnn?" Chichi's eyes widened even more when her husband silenced her with a passionate kiss, taking advantage of her open mouth and thrusting his tongue in. After a few minutes he pulled away slowly, leaving her flushed and breathless.

"Well, we don't have to invite them to watch, y'know. We can just prove it to ourselves." Goku smirked wickedly, sweeping Chichi off her feet, and carried her up the stairs to their bedroom. "And if I keep kissing you, they won't hear a thing."

Closing their bedroom door with his foot, Goku walked straight into their adjoining bathroom. Supporting his wife with one arm, he used to other to squeeze some of her favourite lavender bubble bath gel into the tub, and turned the faucet to just the right temperature.

Chichi giggled like a schoolgirl when her husband put down the bath gel and started to fiddle with her buttons, still cradling her with his other arm. She reached back and untied the elastic that held her hair, letting it pool around her shoulders like fine black silk. 'Speaking of black silk…'

(There's is supposed to be a lemon here, but I censored it out. If you want to read the full version, go to my profile page and click on the URL to my user page.)

Goku showered both of them quickly and dried their bodies with a flash of his ki. Then, nuzzling his nose into his wife's hair to breathe in the intoxicating scent that is unique to her, he carried her to their bedroom to finish off the business.

His tail thrashed excitedly behind him as he thought to himself. 'This might take a loooong time…'

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Zookeeper: Uh... please, excuse the grammar and spelling mistakes. I'll be reading over them a few more times in the future and correcting whatever I can.

Reporter: Why don't you just do it now?

Zooekeper: Because it's supposed to be YOUR job and YOU'RE not doing it!

Reporter: shrugs

Zookeeper: ARGH! Oh and btw... I'm running out of ideas, fast.

Reporter: Serves you right.

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