Bc of Harry potter 1
"Jack." Kim hissed poking the boy's arm.
Jack groaned.
"I didn't eat the stinkin' cupcake!" He whined.
Kim giggled slightly.
'He would be thinking about that.'
She thought unsurprised.
"Jack!" Kim tried again. The sleeping boy didn't hear her.
"Jack, I'm in trouble!"
Jack immediately grabbed the girl and pulled her under the covers with him.
There was plenty of room in the king sized bed they were sharing during their stay in manhattan. Only the best for the worlds karate finalists.
"What's wrong Kimmy?" he asked her as she detangled herself from him.
She stood up hastily.
"I - uh." She wondered how to deliver the news to her loving seventeen year old boyfriend.
"You?" Jack urged sleepily.
"I have a baby."
Those words triggered panic in Jacks mind causing him to fall on the ground with a loud thud.
"Huh?"
"I have a baby." She repeated.
Jack rubbed his side as he winced in pain.
"If that didn't hurt so much, I would think I was still dreaming." Jack stood up and looked at her.
"we- we never-" Jack didn't finish the sentence, he was positive that he could
not be the baby father as he looked at her stomach.
"Who- Whos is it." Jack asked hurt.
Kim smacked him.
"I'm not pregnant!"she hissed quietly.
Jack sighed in relief.
"Good, then good night." he smiled, kissed her cheek and went back into bed.
Kim sighed.
Kim knew getting Jack's attention in the middle of the night would be hard, but she didn't think it would be this hard.
Jack was about to fall back asleep when a sound sliced threw the silence of the room.
A scream of a baby yelling, as if it were about to be murdered.
Jack jumped surprised and more alert.
"Why the-?"
"Shhh." Kim whispered running over to her side of the bed.
There lay a baby about six months old crying- No, Screaming.
"Kim! Where did you get a baby from!" Jack hissed to his girlfriend.
Kim picked up the baby and attempted to rock it into silence.
"Because," she began silencing the baby with difficulty. " I found it stranded in the middle of the street."
"What were you doing out at twelve in the morning!" He yelled over the baby's cries. " Especially in Manhattan!" He added.
"Umm... It's twelve thirty in the morning." Kim corrected quietly.
"Can you get that thing to shut it a second?" Jack yelled frustrated.
He wanted to yell at Kim for doing something so dangerous. People mug, rape and
abuse beautiful girls like her.
"It's obviously not that easy!" Kim yelled back at him.
"Well get it quiet before it wakes Rudy up!"
"Too late!" They heard as the door was unlocked. Rudy, Milton, Eddie, Jerry and
Jacks twin sister, Taylor, walked in.
"All that screaming sounds like your having sex in here!" Jerry yelled. Quickly accompanied by an "ow!" as his girlfriend, Taylor, smacked him.
"Get it quiet!" Jack begged covering himself with a pillow.
"Don't call the baby an it!" Milton piped up, grabbing the child from Kim's incapable hands.
Just then the baby made a noise that none of them wanted to hear- or smell.
"Gahhh!" Milton yelled dropping the baby as If it were a disease.
"No!" Everyone yelled in unison, relived when Taylor jumped and caught the child.
"Milton!" Kim yelled at him.
"Oh gosh." Jack and Jerry complained, Covering their noses from the horrible stench of baby poop.
"You guys don't know how to quiet a baby." Taylor reprimanded while failing to do so herself. " You just need a mothers touch."
"What!" Jack and jerry yelled.
"She better not be a mother." Jack added, sending Jerry threatening looks.
Kim rolled her eyes and Taylor kicked both of them.
The baby was quiet for a second and we all looked down at the baby in Taylor's arms.
Had she done it?
Was She able to silence they child's cries?
The baby look at taylor and something seemed to register. One minute later, The baby cried again. We all groaned.
The baby continued to scream and Rudy began yelling at it.
He took the baby from Taylor and shook it dangerously.
"Shut you mouth, kid!" he yelled.
"Rudy!" They all yelled, trying to get him to stop before he caused any brain
damage.
"Rudy, cut it out!" Jerry yelled grabbing the baby. He picked it up and chocked
on the disgusting smell and quickly threw the child to Eddie.
"Oh man." Eddie complained before passing out. Jack just lay down attempting
to get a good nights sleep.
"Why in the world, would you bring a random baby!" Taylor yelled frustrated.
"I saw it outside, in the middle of they street and saved it from getting run over by a dumb taxi!" Kim yelled frustrated as she attempted to quiet it by a swinging it back and forth. When It just wouldn't stop crying, Kim began screaming.
"Be quiet!" she begged.
"Change the diaper." Jack groaned trying to black out the toxic smell of baby poop.
"No dah!" Rudy yelled over the screams. The phone in the room started ringing.
Jack groaned and answered it.
"It's four in the morning. What do you want?" He growled.
Obviously, Jack was not a morning person.
"We are getting complaints from-" Jack hung up on the people calling. Hotel staff, trying their best to quiet the situation. Well, so were They.
"You shouldn't change a baby's diaper if the baby doesn't like you." Milton warned.
"Why?" Taylor yelled.
"I don't care how you do it, but get that kid quiet before they kick us out!"
Rudy growled literally pushing the other four warriors into their rooms, slamming the door behind him.
The baby wailed louder.
"I think it's scared." Jack told her tiredly.
"I can't get this thing to stop screaming!" Kim cried, overly stressed.
Jack chuckled sleepily and gave up on getting the healthy amount of sleep.
"Finally, something Crawford can't do." Jack joked.
Kim glared.
"It's not my fault if the kids not co-operating!" She defended, holding her nose because the stench of the child got worse.
" you gotta change that diaper." He repeated. " and stop that god forsaken screaming!" he added.
"It's not that easy! The kid wont co-operate!" She growled.
"Come on Kim, it can't be that hard." He encouraged.
Kim growled.
"Then, you take the kid!" She yelled and handed him the baby.
As if it were magic, the kid was silent.
"Did you kill it!" Kim, gasped and ran to him.
He looked at her in surprise.
"Would I kill it?"
Kim ignored him and kept looking to the baby in amazement.
"How-how did?"
"I don't know but someone's gotta change the kids stinkin' diaper!" Jack
frowned.
"Enjoy." Kim said laying downing on her side of the bed exhausted .
"What? Me? I'm not changing a kids diaper, I don't even have a diaper." Jack complained as the baby giggled in his arms.
"Well, the baby hates me. So go change it- use a towel ." She yawned.
"No! Kim!" Jack whined.
"Jack please."
"No!" He argued, holding the kid at arm length.
The smell of the kid was making him dizzy and bringing back memories of a Porto
potty that he went in a game show.
He shivered at the thought of, ' The Chamber Of Horrors'.
"I promise to give you a prize." Kim bribed.
"Would I like this prize?" He asked, not actually thinking about it.
"Yeah," She replied mysteriously. "Yeah, you would."
"Kim!" Jack pretended to reprimand. "Obviously, we are incapable of taking care of one kid."
Kim kicked him.
"Ouch!" He complained before standing up with the giggling child. " Your lucky I love you do much."
Kim giggled and kissed him. Jack ran to the bathroom with new determination.
While jack was attempting to change the kids diaper, all that could be heard were screams of mercy, similar to when he went into 'The Chamber of Horrors.'
Jack washed his hands and ran out of the bathroom.
"It's a boy." He said disgustedly and handed the giggling boy to Kim.
Sadly for Jack, the second Kim held the child, it started screaming again so Kim
quickly gave him back.
"Who's kid is it!" Jack hissed as the baby stopped crying.
"I don't know, it was abandoned." Kim sighed.
"I could see why." Jack muttered.
Kim slapped him.
"That's a horrible thing to say." Kim repremanded.
"I know." Jack sighed.
"Sorry Jack," Kim began. " but I couldn't just leave the baby out there."
"An orphanage Kim."
"No! I couldn't leave a kid there! He'll end up like Tom Riddle- A.K.A Lord
Voldemort." Kim reminded.
"Wait, your gonna make us keep a baby-"
"Us?" Kim asked with a small smile.
"Of course, I'm always there for you." Jack reminded before continuing.
"Us, seventeen year olds are going to keep this baby, because of Harry potter?" he checked.
"Yup." Kim yawned and lay her head down on her pillow.
"So what do we call him?" Kim asked lovingly.
"The Shriek." Jack Mumbled, remembering how nobody could quiet him.
"A real name jack."
"Well, considering we are keeping it because of a fictional book series or movies, we might as well name him Harry."
"Fictional?" Kim asked.
Jack nodded.
"Your such a muggle sometimes."
She said as she fell asleep.
Jack sighed.
"Am I such a muggle, Harry?" He asked the kid in a baby voice.
"Am I muggle?" He asked again, before kissing the Harry's cheek when Kim wasn't looking.
Jack sighed and put a blanket on the floor for the baby to sleep on, but the second Jack put Harry down, he started to scream bloody murder.
"Shh.." Jack whispered quickly, picking him up so he would stop crying and not wake up his beautiful, crazy, girlfriend.
Jack attempted to put the child down and get some sleep several times, but every time he tried, the baby would start screaming again.
Jack groaned and picked up Harry for the seventh time.
'This is going' to be a long night.
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