What 11-24-13 Would Have Been Like...
If There Was No Car Coming
by LDEJRuff
Brian and Stewie were both ready for their street hockey game. Brian was carrying the net while Stewie carried the hockey sticks. The two made their way to the street.
"Okay, Brian," Stewie began, "I'm just putting this out there, but I'm a baby, and only dicks don't let babies win."
Finally, the two were on the road.
"God," Brian said, "look at this day, huh? You know, usually, I'd be sitting inside writing, you'd be working on one of your machines, but here we are enjoying it."
"Yes, it is a nice change of pace," Stewie agreed. Then, he realized, "Oh, wait. I got to go grab my knee pads. I was using them for...for...for this other thing. Anyway, I'll be right back."
Stewie went inside the house while Brian put the net together.
"Ah," Brian sighed, finishing putting the net together. "Perfect."
Brian then realized that he forgot something, and he went to the garage to go get it, leaving the net behind. He opened the garage door, looked at his Prius with a smile and picked up the hockey puck next to it.
Stewie wondered what Brian was doing. "Brian?" he asked. "What are you doing in the garage?" he continued, putting emphasis on "ga" in "garage", like he was saying "gay".
"Oh," Brian began. "I was just, uh, looking at how pretty awesome my Prius is while getting the puck."
"Oh, pretty awesome," Stewie repeated. "Why don't you marry it, huh?"
"Yeah," Brian chuckled, "that's real funny. All right," he continued, sounding a bit serious. "Game on."
He ran to the road with puck in hand, with Stewie following.
"Hey," Stewie began, "I was about to say that."
And the two of them played their game with no problems at all.
This could be the end of the story, but what would happen if there were other versions of it? Ever wondered?