Yeah I am doing another parody! Disclaimer (heh this time I didn't forget!
*strike a pose*) I do not own anything beside myself. There was simple ^_^
I'm trying a new style of writing parody. Mm... yeah that's pwetty much all!
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It was the final battle against Sephiroth and everyone were tensed. How could such a small group could defeat the all mighty Sephiroth (Sephy: yeah!) who will get killed anyway. (Cloud: *point and laugh of Sephy* Sephy: *grumble* *glare*) Cloud squeezed his grasp around the handle of his huge sword (Red 13: its to wonder how a girlie man like Cloud can lift th- *look at Coud lifting his sword* oh god no!!! *run away*)
Sephiroth laughed as he floated in the air (Yuffie: hahaha birdie man! *see Sephy lift the masamune* O.o) "You think you can defeat me? Heh-heh-heh." Cloud narrowed his eyes. Tifa tried to look menacing even if that nightmarish vision was scaring her.
"Can't you stop talking and we start fighting!?" She asked dare fully. She could barely contain herself. The tension around her was so strong... Sephiroth lifted a hand in front of him still trying to restrain his laugher.
"I will be glad to grant your wish."
With that said, Sephiroth threw an energy ball at Tifa. It speed was far too great for her to dodge it. She was knocked backward but Barret grabbed her before she crashed on the ground. (Tifa: my savior! Barret: O.o) Cloud charged at Sephiroth with a fierce determination (Sephy: its not determination its stupidity Aeris: stop saying insult Sephy! Sephy: ¬¬ you're aware they made a party when you died? Aeris: *is insulted* OH!) but he was knocked backward by a powerful magic shield. While he was in the air he twisted his body and landed on his two feet, a hand on the ground and the other over his head, the sword still pointing at the black clothed man.
Red 13 tried to run around the silver haired man to find a weakness but Sephiroth shoot him away with another magical ball. (Sephy: I am all powerful bow to me! Cloud: yeah... let me call the psychiatric hospital now... ¬¬;; )
"Enough with the playing. What I want is a fight!" Sephiroth quickly bolted at the direction of Tifa and Barret. They both quickly realized that they were in trouble and ran in separate way while Barret tried to shoot at their opponent. Only to see the bullet get destroyed as it crashed in the magical shield.
"Dammit Someone shoot down that godammit shield!"
The voice was easily recognized. The pilot Cid who we never knew if he was that good since we never saw him pilot something (Cid: the Highwind!? Doesn't this ring a bell!? Stupid author!) oh well sorry then. The good pilot Cid who could be bad or not depend of how you controlled the Highwind in the game (Cid: *start cussing* Red 13: someone please, put a tape on his mouth I'm getting a headache! ~TAPE~ Cid: mpffff!)
The courageous smoking man (Aeris: smoking is a bad habbit! Cid: shut up Aeris! Aeris: *sob* ) jumped, aiming at making fall Sephiroth. But he too was knocked backward because of the shield. He crashed against a rock but seemed unharmed, judging by the numerous cussed he had yelled. Cid grabbed his spear again and returned in the heat of the combat. Sephiroth looked at him, his cold piercing gaze made froze Cid for a time. The pilot quickly cast a strong fire spell against the shield, but the fire merely bounced back at him. He jumped beside, avoiding to be turned into a crispy human. (Sephy: barbecue anyone? Cloud: no we aren't cannibal US! Sephy: then you don't know what you're missing! Cloud: OO;; )
Sephiroth quickly summoned numerous electric bolt (Red 13: its because bolt are electric! Barret: shut up Einstein) against the whole group. But most of then had the time to cast a counter spell beside Yuffie. They were still holding a grudge for having stole their materias back in her hometown, so they didn't gave her valuable materias. (All: *glare* Yuffie: ... nyuck nyuck nyuck! Cloud: you are getting beaten up in that fic because of that. Yuffie: .... Gah I thought I was Tifa! Tifa: YOU-) The material huntress tried her best avoid most of the attack but she wasn't able to stop two of them.
During that attack, Cloud tried to sneak up behind Sephiroth to take him down, or at least destroy the shield. The silver haired man turned to face Cloud but too late. The blond guy had summoned Knight of the Round. The most powerful magic available in the game! (Barret: not very storyish! ~Barret is shoot by a bolt~ Red 13: heh... Author using her power... ~thunder~ Red 13: I did nothing!! O.O)
The shield was broken as many shard of random color fell on the ground like the snow. Tifa yelled a hourra! Of victory even if she did nothing for that (Tifa: well then make me do something useful! Sephy: a suicide! A suicide! Tifa: -.-) But the cheerful feeling suddenly fell when they saw Sephiroth, unharmed, unsheathing the legendary sword, Masamune. (Cloud: Why does he have to have a legendary sword!? Vincent: don't whine, you got a better sword anyway... Cloud: oh yeah I forgot ^^;)
"Come on we defeated the shield. Now we just need to take him down!" Cloud tried to bright up the group. They knew it was easier to say than done. While they weren't much focused on Sephiroth (Sephy: fatal mistake heh-heh- heh Cloud: huh? No I have no comment here. Sephy: why did you talked then? Cloud: *in a fake mysterious voice* don't ask. Sephy: ...) he quickly appeared near Barret and slashed, aiming for the neck, but the strong man took a step back in surprise. He ended up getting a large wound on the chest. Sephiroth grinned and he kicked Barret on the wound, making the pain greater for the man.
Tifa quickly ran toward to help Barret (All: *point and laugh of Barret* Barret: grrr.) but Sephiroth shoot at her another energy ball, which sent her backward again and this time no one were able to stop her fall. During that time, Barret caught both arms of Sephiroth thinking of immobilizing him. (Barret: hey how I was able to do that? I have a gun-arm! *X-file music play*) Sephiroth jumped over Barret and landed behind him, forcing him to let got of his grasp.
Cloud was trying to reach the two before thing end up badly for Barret (Aeris: the damsel in distress! All: *snicker* Barret: stop mocking me!) Sephiroth grinned, a twisted grin and prevailed nothing good.
"Fine I'll give him back."
His cold voice echoed in the place and time seemed to have slowed. Sephiroth shoot a powerful light beam at Barret. He tried his best to protect himself but even if he weight much, he was still sent flying in the same direction than the beam. ( Tifa: woo Sephy is strong! Aeris: I agree! Cloud: hey Sephy don't steal my girl! Sephy: take Barret then! Barret: STOP THAT! Cloud: I have more taste. Plus I'm a guy. Barret: *fume*)
Barret crashed at Tifa's feet. He didn't moved. Bad sign. Cloud cussed and reached Tifa, he quickly looked if Barret was still breathing. Yes. He sighed, at least Barret wouldn't be one of the numerous victim of Sephiroth. Cloud clenched his fist as he looked at the enemy who was now attacking Red 13 and Caith Sith. (Sephy: an easy-to-win battle! Catih Sith: nyeh. *glare*)
"Tifa take care of Barret."
Cloud ran toward Sephiroth before Tifa could protest. She tried to tell something to him but he didn't heard. It didn't mattered anyway since if they were going to die, then the whole planet would meet it end, because of Meteor. (Sephy: well not really th- all: *glare* Sephy: ... awright then)
Sephiroth was literally kicking the stuffed butt of Caith Sith, sending the out grown Mog crash right in the face of Red 13. Merciless eyes spotted the small cat trying to reach back the Mog. Sephiroth smirked at that sight.
"Let me help you."
He strongly kicked the small cat. The animal made a beautiful fly but a horrible land. Of course nobody would like to land in the chest of one of your friend called... Cloud. (Caith Sith: there is a lot of people named Cloud?) Cloud threw away the cat before it could say something, far more occupied at glaring at Sephiroth (Caith Sith: meanie! Barret: ¬¬ its everyone turn! Sephy: I pass mine.)
Red 13 was trying to get out of the mess he was in. As if getting out from under a giant Mog was difficult, also that he is suppose to posse a brain superior of the human, Yuffie was recovering from the two bolt (Yuffie: I'm a fragile woman! Cloud: If I push you and you fall will you break like glass? Yuffie: huh? Cloud: *PUSH* aw, better change next time!) and Cid was... well he was somewhere! (Cid: so precise) and he should be glad that it wasn't in a hole full of spike and poisoned snake! (Cid: I said nothing! O.O)
Cloud lifted his overly too huge sword (Cloud: I eat a lot of iron in my youth!) and charged at Sephiroth like a mad Bull. By chance that his aim wasn't a wall of brick (Sephy: he'll meet one soon!) Sephiroth was sent backward (Tifa: that Author like writing that a lot huh?) because I like writing this! (Tifa: question answered) but landed gracefully instead of crashing against the ground like some other people called Barret! (Barret: it's the inconvenient of having lot muscle.)
Sephiroth ran toward Cloud, wanting to impale that young annoying man for good. His eyes widened when he felt as if a spear had been entrusted in his chest... but it was in fact what had happened! Cid who had reappeared from the void of lack of inspiration, had loosely attack Sephiroth while he had wanted to kill Cloud. A honest sentiment that only him seemed to share. Greedy man. (Sephy: I was raised like that! Cloud: you're mom. Vincent: *eye twitch* choose well your word for talking of Lucercia Cloud! Cloud: O.O She was VERY nice!)
Cloud looked as Sephiroth was trying to grasp the life escaping from his dieing body. (Cloud: this sound weird) He lifted again his far-to-huge-and- I-wonder-where-he-keep-it-when-he-don't-fight sword and finished off Sephiroth. Unlike Sephiroth, Cloud had mercy (Sephy: I don't call THAT mercy!) to not let him suffer too long. (Sephy: hum... *blink* Cloud: well? Sephy: ¬¬ you're an idiot anyway! Cloud: not quite the excuse I was waiting for -.-)
Sometime after the battle, the group was recovering the wounds they had received. Would they had been more careful it wouldn't had took so much (Cloud: stop whining start writing) yet Cloud was the most harmed because he had ACCIDENTLY fell and he had lot of wound for having fell from all the stairs to go to Jenova. (Cloud: ...)
Then because I don't feel like writing details, Cloud was spiritually transported in a long and weird tunnel with stuff in it. (Aeris: I think the author is coming lazy. Tifa: *sarcastic* I didn't had noticed) He was guided to another Sephiroth, but this one was shirtless. (Sephy: well I had to clean it because of all that blood but nooo you didn't gave me enough to finish my cleaning! Cloud: *shrug* you'll die any so why bother? Sephy: I wish I hurt you badly in that duel... )
Both arch-nemesis glared at eyes other instead of unsheathing their sword, because yes Sephiroth had cared to bring Cloud's weapon with him. What a gentleman he is. (Sephy: I like take risk! Barret: play the game then! Sephy: -.- I won't bother comment that.) After 5 minutes of loosing time at glaring at each other, they finally unsheathed their swords. Was about time (Cloud: you're the one writing this. *is hit by a huge thunder bolt* ...ouch)
While Cloud could easily end to battle with his uber cool move/limit called OMNISLASH, he didn't (Cloud: why?) because I need to write a long duel before finishing this story (Sephy: who is a bad made parody anyway.) and more pain for Sephiroth! (Sephy: -.- crap)
Both sword clashed together as they glared at each other again! (Cloud: less glaring, more attack.) Sephiroth quickly punched Cloud in the face before the young man could do anything, except maybe dodging the fist. Hit in the face and in his proud, the blond dude ran at Sephirtoh, with the easy to predict aim to cut the shirtless man in two. (Tifa: Wouldn't Sephy be cold having no shirt? Sephy: ¬¬ I wouldn't talk if I were you. Tifa: ... what?) The silver haired man jumped on his right and slashed, wanting to behead Cloud. But this time he dodged. Cloud would normally had cast a magic spell, but Sephiroth didn't made the materia come with Cloud. No wonder why. (Sephy: I'm a good tactician! Red 13: then why did you brought Cloud's sword with him? Wouldn't it been easier for you if you had just made Cloud come alone? Sephy: Shut up dog!)
Cloud tried to run behind Sephiroth, but it was kinda impossible since they were in a duel, not to mention his overly huge sword. (Cloud: my sword is alright! Aeris: ... not to sound mean but, no. Cloud: evil girl! Aeris: I save the world. Cloud: heu... evil good girl! Aeris: ... -_-) Sephiroth slashed at Cloud who was oblige to do a back flip (Cloud: I could have jumped backward you know!) because I tried to be creative for a change.
"Come on Cloud I know you can do better than this!"
Sephiroth grinned evilly like only him could do. (Red 13: everyone can grin! *grin* see? Tifa: nope I don't see any difference Red. Red13: -_- ) Cloud narrowed his eyes, surely trying to look intelligent, something impossible (Cloud: Why does you hate me so much!?) meh simply because you're.... Heum..... Cloud! =P ( Cloud: . . . I wish you get all ton of flame) The arrogant blond guy refused to fall into Sephiroth trap, or maybe he was just parano. (Cloud: I'm not I'M NOT!! Aeris: yesh you are!) So Sephiroth decided to run toward him, his long masamune ready to impale Cloud like in the past. (Sephy: good old day. Tifa: you got killed. Sephy: . . .finally it wasn't such a good old day.)
Cloud took a step beside putting his sword parrallel to him. Both sword clashed together as some sparkle came out of the clash. (Cloud: bah this is enough! Finish that fic already!) heey I decided when it finish I- (Cloud: SHUT UP AND FINISH THAT STORY) Fine okay. (Cloud: heh heh heh) Sephiroth quickly swirled and cut Cloud's chest, making a deep cut in his flesh as the crimson liquid that looked like strawberry juice (yum) poured from it in a Kill Bill style. Cloud eyes widened when he got impaled a-(Cloud: wait what the heck is that!?) well you told me to finsih it I just d- (Cloud: THIS IS NOT LIKE THIS THAT ITS SUPPOSE TO END!!! Sephy: shut up Cloud me I prefer that kind of ending!) well d'uh I can write the end I want! (Cloud: NOT AT ALL YOU MORONIC AUTHOR!! PLAY FF7 AND FINISH THE GAME YOU'LL SEE THAT IT *ME* WHO KILL SEPHIROTH!!!) nu! I prefer sacrifying you instead of Sephiroth. (Sephy: I have a sudden urge to kill myself.... Cloud: SEE? SEE? Sephiroth wanna DIE!!! SO MAKE HIM DIE!!!!!) okay okay (Cloud: ha I won!) Someone get the tranquilizer for Cloud! (Barret: *fill the tranquilizer in his gun* Cloud: o.0 AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *run away* Aeris: so much of a hero huh? Barret* ready! *shoot around tranquilizer*) wait wait no!!! X_X
~everybody got shoot a tranquilizer on arms and legs... even the author so she wouldn't have to make a true end for that parody so HAHAHA!~
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So yeah its finished, not my best parody, also that I had tried different way of writing it, very easy to notice but I'm too lazy to rewrite it properly. Oh and I know there is surely mistake in it, just ignore them ^.^ well that's all! I hope you liked it!
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It was the final battle against Sephiroth and everyone were tensed. How could such a small group could defeat the all mighty Sephiroth (Sephy: yeah!) who will get killed anyway. (Cloud: *point and laugh of Sephy* Sephy: *grumble* *glare*) Cloud squeezed his grasp around the handle of his huge sword (Red 13: its to wonder how a girlie man like Cloud can lift th- *look at Coud lifting his sword* oh god no!!! *run away*)
Sephiroth laughed as he floated in the air (Yuffie: hahaha birdie man! *see Sephy lift the masamune* O.o) "You think you can defeat me? Heh-heh-heh." Cloud narrowed his eyes. Tifa tried to look menacing even if that nightmarish vision was scaring her.
"Can't you stop talking and we start fighting!?" She asked dare fully. She could barely contain herself. The tension around her was so strong... Sephiroth lifted a hand in front of him still trying to restrain his laugher.
"I will be glad to grant your wish."
With that said, Sephiroth threw an energy ball at Tifa. It speed was far too great for her to dodge it. She was knocked backward but Barret grabbed her before she crashed on the ground. (Tifa: my savior! Barret: O.o) Cloud charged at Sephiroth with a fierce determination (Sephy: its not determination its stupidity Aeris: stop saying insult Sephy! Sephy: ¬¬ you're aware they made a party when you died? Aeris: *is insulted* OH!) but he was knocked backward by a powerful magic shield. While he was in the air he twisted his body and landed on his two feet, a hand on the ground and the other over his head, the sword still pointing at the black clothed man.
Red 13 tried to run around the silver haired man to find a weakness but Sephiroth shoot him away with another magical ball. (Sephy: I am all powerful bow to me! Cloud: yeah... let me call the psychiatric hospital now... ¬¬;; )
"Enough with the playing. What I want is a fight!" Sephiroth quickly bolted at the direction of Tifa and Barret. They both quickly realized that they were in trouble and ran in separate way while Barret tried to shoot at their opponent. Only to see the bullet get destroyed as it crashed in the magical shield.
"Dammit Someone shoot down that godammit shield!"
The voice was easily recognized. The pilot Cid who we never knew if he was that good since we never saw him pilot something (Cid: the Highwind!? Doesn't this ring a bell!? Stupid author!) oh well sorry then. The good pilot Cid who could be bad or not depend of how you controlled the Highwind in the game (Cid: *start cussing* Red 13: someone please, put a tape on his mouth I'm getting a headache! ~TAPE~ Cid: mpffff!)
The courageous smoking man (Aeris: smoking is a bad habbit! Cid: shut up Aeris! Aeris: *sob* ) jumped, aiming at making fall Sephiroth. But he too was knocked backward because of the shield. He crashed against a rock but seemed unharmed, judging by the numerous cussed he had yelled. Cid grabbed his spear again and returned in the heat of the combat. Sephiroth looked at him, his cold piercing gaze made froze Cid for a time. The pilot quickly cast a strong fire spell against the shield, but the fire merely bounced back at him. He jumped beside, avoiding to be turned into a crispy human. (Sephy: barbecue anyone? Cloud: no we aren't cannibal US! Sephy: then you don't know what you're missing! Cloud: OO;; )
Sephiroth quickly summoned numerous electric bolt (Red 13: its because bolt are electric! Barret: shut up Einstein) against the whole group. But most of then had the time to cast a counter spell beside Yuffie. They were still holding a grudge for having stole their materias back in her hometown, so they didn't gave her valuable materias. (All: *glare* Yuffie: ... nyuck nyuck nyuck! Cloud: you are getting beaten up in that fic because of that. Yuffie: .... Gah I thought I was Tifa! Tifa: YOU-) The material huntress tried her best avoid most of the attack but she wasn't able to stop two of them.
During that attack, Cloud tried to sneak up behind Sephiroth to take him down, or at least destroy the shield. The silver haired man turned to face Cloud but too late. The blond guy had summoned Knight of the Round. The most powerful magic available in the game! (Barret: not very storyish! ~Barret is shoot by a bolt~ Red 13: heh... Author using her power... ~thunder~ Red 13: I did nothing!! O.O)
The shield was broken as many shard of random color fell on the ground like the snow. Tifa yelled a hourra! Of victory even if she did nothing for that (Tifa: well then make me do something useful! Sephy: a suicide! A suicide! Tifa: -.-) But the cheerful feeling suddenly fell when they saw Sephiroth, unharmed, unsheathing the legendary sword, Masamune. (Cloud: Why does he have to have a legendary sword!? Vincent: don't whine, you got a better sword anyway... Cloud: oh yeah I forgot ^^;)
"Come on we defeated the shield. Now we just need to take him down!" Cloud tried to bright up the group. They knew it was easier to say than done. While they weren't much focused on Sephiroth (Sephy: fatal mistake heh-heh- heh Cloud: huh? No I have no comment here. Sephy: why did you talked then? Cloud: *in a fake mysterious voice* don't ask. Sephy: ...) he quickly appeared near Barret and slashed, aiming for the neck, but the strong man took a step back in surprise. He ended up getting a large wound on the chest. Sephiroth grinned and he kicked Barret on the wound, making the pain greater for the man.
Tifa quickly ran toward to help Barret (All: *point and laugh of Barret* Barret: grrr.) but Sephiroth shoot at her another energy ball, which sent her backward again and this time no one were able to stop her fall. During that time, Barret caught both arms of Sephiroth thinking of immobilizing him. (Barret: hey how I was able to do that? I have a gun-arm! *X-file music play*) Sephiroth jumped over Barret and landed behind him, forcing him to let got of his grasp.
Cloud was trying to reach the two before thing end up badly for Barret (Aeris: the damsel in distress! All: *snicker* Barret: stop mocking me!) Sephiroth grinned, a twisted grin and prevailed nothing good.
"Fine I'll give him back."
His cold voice echoed in the place and time seemed to have slowed. Sephiroth shoot a powerful light beam at Barret. He tried his best to protect himself but even if he weight much, he was still sent flying in the same direction than the beam. ( Tifa: woo Sephy is strong! Aeris: I agree! Cloud: hey Sephy don't steal my girl! Sephy: take Barret then! Barret: STOP THAT! Cloud: I have more taste. Plus I'm a guy. Barret: *fume*)
Barret crashed at Tifa's feet. He didn't moved. Bad sign. Cloud cussed and reached Tifa, he quickly looked if Barret was still breathing. Yes. He sighed, at least Barret wouldn't be one of the numerous victim of Sephiroth. Cloud clenched his fist as he looked at the enemy who was now attacking Red 13 and Caith Sith. (Sephy: an easy-to-win battle! Catih Sith: nyeh. *glare*)
"Tifa take care of Barret."
Cloud ran toward Sephiroth before Tifa could protest. She tried to tell something to him but he didn't heard. It didn't mattered anyway since if they were going to die, then the whole planet would meet it end, because of Meteor. (Sephy: well not really th- all: *glare* Sephy: ... awright then)
Sephiroth was literally kicking the stuffed butt of Caith Sith, sending the out grown Mog crash right in the face of Red 13. Merciless eyes spotted the small cat trying to reach back the Mog. Sephiroth smirked at that sight.
"Let me help you."
He strongly kicked the small cat. The animal made a beautiful fly but a horrible land. Of course nobody would like to land in the chest of one of your friend called... Cloud. (Caith Sith: there is a lot of people named Cloud?) Cloud threw away the cat before it could say something, far more occupied at glaring at Sephiroth (Caith Sith: meanie! Barret: ¬¬ its everyone turn! Sephy: I pass mine.)
Red 13 was trying to get out of the mess he was in. As if getting out from under a giant Mog was difficult, also that he is suppose to posse a brain superior of the human, Yuffie was recovering from the two bolt (Yuffie: I'm a fragile woman! Cloud: If I push you and you fall will you break like glass? Yuffie: huh? Cloud: *PUSH* aw, better change next time!) and Cid was... well he was somewhere! (Cid: so precise) and he should be glad that it wasn't in a hole full of spike and poisoned snake! (Cid: I said nothing! O.O)
Cloud lifted his overly too huge sword (Cloud: I eat a lot of iron in my youth!) and charged at Sephiroth like a mad Bull. By chance that his aim wasn't a wall of brick (Sephy: he'll meet one soon!) Sephiroth was sent backward (Tifa: that Author like writing that a lot huh?) because I like writing this! (Tifa: question answered) but landed gracefully instead of crashing against the ground like some other people called Barret! (Barret: it's the inconvenient of having lot muscle.)
Sephiroth ran toward Cloud, wanting to impale that young annoying man for good. His eyes widened when he felt as if a spear had been entrusted in his chest... but it was in fact what had happened! Cid who had reappeared from the void of lack of inspiration, had loosely attack Sephiroth while he had wanted to kill Cloud. A honest sentiment that only him seemed to share. Greedy man. (Sephy: I was raised like that! Cloud: you're mom. Vincent: *eye twitch* choose well your word for talking of Lucercia Cloud! Cloud: O.O She was VERY nice!)
Cloud looked as Sephiroth was trying to grasp the life escaping from his dieing body. (Cloud: this sound weird) He lifted again his far-to-huge-and- I-wonder-where-he-keep-it-when-he-don't-fight sword and finished off Sephiroth. Unlike Sephiroth, Cloud had mercy (Sephy: I don't call THAT mercy!) to not let him suffer too long. (Sephy: hum... *blink* Cloud: well? Sephy: ¬¬ you're an idiot anyway! Cloud: not quite the excuse I was waiting for -.-)
Sometime after the battle, the group was recovering the wounds they had received. Would they had been more careful it wouldn't had took so much (Cloud: stop whining start writing) yet Cloud was the most harmed because he had ACCIDENTLY fell and he had lot of wound for having fell from all the stairs to go to Jenova. (Cloud: ...)
Then because I don't feel like writing details, Cloud was spiritually transported in a long and weird tunnel with stuff in it. (Aeris: I think the author is coming lazy. Tifa: *sarcastic* I didn't had noticed) He was guided to another Sephiroth, but this one was shirtless. (Sephy: well I had to clean it because of all that blood but nooo you didn't gave me enough to finish my cleaning! Cloud: *shrug* you'll die any so why bother? Sephy: I wish I hurt you badly in that duel... )
Both arch-nemesis glared at eyes other instead of unsheathing their sword, because yes Sephiroth had cared to bring Cloud's weapon with him. What a gentleman he is. (Sephy: I like take risk! Barret: play the game then! Sephy: -.- I won't bother comment that.) After 5 minutes of loosing time at glaring at each other, they finally unsheathed their swords. Was about time (Cloud: you're the one writing this. *is hit by a huge thunder bolt* ...ouch)
While Cloud could easily end to battle with his uber cool move/limit called OMNISLASH, he didn't (Cloud: why?) because I need to write a long duel before finishing this story (Sephy: who is a bad made parody anyway.) and more pain for Sephiroth! (Sephy: -.- crap)
Both sword clashed together as they glared at each other again! (Cloud: less glaring, more attack.) Sephiroth quickly punched Cloud in the face before the young man could do anything, except maybe dodging the fist. Hit in the face and in his proud, the blond dude ran at Sephirtoh, with the easy to predict aim to cut the shirtless man in two. (Tifa: Wouldn't Sephy be cold having no shirt? Sephy: ¬¬ I wouldn't talk if I were you. Tifa: ... what?) The silver haired man jumped on his right and slashed, wanting to behead Cloud. But this time he dodged. Cloud would normally had cast a magic spell, but Sephiroth didn't made the materia come with Cloud. No wonder why. (Sephy: I'm a good tactician! Red 13: then why did you brought Cloud's sword with him? Wouldn't it been easier for you if you had just made Cloud come alone? Sephy: Shut up dog!)
Cloud tried to run behind Sephiroth, but it was kinda impossible since they were in a duel, not to mention his overly huge sword. (Cloud: my sword is alright! Aeris: ... not to sound mean but, no. Cloud: evil girl! Aeris: I save the world. Cloud: heu... evil good girl! Aeris: ... -_-) Sephiroth slashed at Cloud who was oblige to do a back flip (Cloud: I could have jumped backward you know!) because I tried to be creative for a change.
"Come on Cloud I know you can do better than this!"
Sephiroth grinned evilly like only him could do. (Red 13: everyone can grin! *grin* see? Tifa: nope I don't see any difference Red. Red13: -_- ) Cloud narrowed his eyes, surely trying to look intelligent, something impossible (Cloud: Why does you hate me so much!?) meh simply because you're.... Heum..... Cloud! =P ( Cloud: . . . I wish you get all ton of flame) The arrogant blond guy refused to fall into Sephiroth trap, or maybe he was just parano. (Cloud: I'm not I'M NOT!! Aeris: yesh you are!) So Sephiroth decided to run toward him, his long masamune ready to impale Cloud like in the past. (Sephy: good old day. Tifa: you got killed. Sephy: . . .finally it wasn't such a good old day.)
Cloud took a step beside putting his sword parrallel to him. Both sword clashed together as some sparkle came out of the clash. (Cloud: bah this is enough! Finish that fic already!) heey I decided when it finish I- (Cloud: SHUT UP AND FINISH THAT STORY) Fine okay. (Cloud: heh heh heh) Sephiroth quickly swirled and cut Cloud's chest, making a deep cut in his flesh as the crimson liquid that looked like strawberry juice (yum) poured from it in a Kill Bill style. Cloud eyes widened when he got impaled a-(Cloud: wait what the heck is that!?) well you told me to finsih it I just d- (Cloud: THIS IS NOT LIKE THIS THAT ITS SUPPOSE TO END!!! Sephy: shut up Cloud me I prefer that kind of ending!) well d'uh I can write the end I want! (Cloud: NOT AT ALL YOU MORONIC AUTHOR!! PLAY FF7 AND FINISH THE GAME YOU'LL SEE THAT IT *ME* WHO KILL SEPHIROTH!!!) nu! I prefer sacrifying you instead of Sephiroth. (Sephy: I have a sudden urge to kill myself.... Cloud: SEE? SEE? Sephiroth wanna DIE!!! SO MAKE HIM DIE!!!!!) okay okay (Cloud: ha I won!) Someone get the tranquilizer for Cloud! (Barret: *fill the tranquilizer in his gun* Cloud: o.0 AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *run away* Aeris: so much of a hero huh? Barret* ready! *shoot around tranquilizer*) wait wait no!!! X_X
~everybody got shoot a tranquilizer on arms and legs... even the author so she wouldn't have to make a true end for that parody so HAHAHA!~
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So yeah its finished, not my best parody, also that I had tried different way of writing it, very easy to notice but I'm too lazy to rewrite it properly. Oh and I know there is surely mistake in it, just ignore them ^.^ well that's all! I hope you liked it!