This is dedicated to William Shakespeare, because I am a deep thinker, like that.

Beauty and Oishi

"Guys, you don't have to do that for me." Oishi said. As much as he liked his teammates giving him makeover for him, he just knew it would lead to chaos... and insults, just like the last time. And the last time. And the time before, um, that time. "Really, don't. I insist."

Fuji and Eiji smiled and Oishi gave a trusting look at Tezuka.

X

"Um." said Oishi. "I don't know what to say,"

"You're happy, we know!" Momoshiro said happily, earning a smack in the head from Kaidoh. "What the hell was that for?" Momoshiro glared at Kaidoh, who shrugged.

"Ninety-two percent chance that Oishi is pissed off, and eight percent chance that Oishi is elated." Inui said. He was good.

"Inui!" Fuji hissed, and the room was quiet. "So, what do you think?" Fuji said, proud.

"Nya, tell us! We want to hear it from you." Eiji said, latching himself onto Oishi.

Ryoma took a sip of his Ponta. "He's pissed."

Fuji opened his eyes, "Now, Echizen, don't be so negative. Of course, Oishi loves his new hairstyle. Don't you, Oishi?"

Ryoma adjusted his cap and handed his racket to Kawamura, who honestly said: "YOU'RE UGLY!"

Oishi twitched, and Ryoma gave an 'I told you so!' look.

"Tezuka," said Oishi.

"I'm sorry." Tezuka said apologetically. Fuji was just so... scary, and what could he do that could scare Fuji back?

"I hate you and you let me down on my birthday! I'm never speaking to you ever again!" Oishi cried, throwing a the hairdressers scissors at Tezuka.

The scissors broke Tezuka's glasses, and everyone was enchanted by Tezuka's beauty. Until he got his spare glasses, that is - and then the chaos resumed.

"I don't get it. How can you hate your hair? It makes you look exponentially cooler, Oishi-senpai!" Momoshiro said, confused. He liked to use words like 'exponentially' to seem smart.

"Yeah!" Eiji said, nodding.

X

Oishi woke up, panting. It was all a dream. Thank God.

"Happy Birthday, Oishi-kun." Fuji said, smiling. He was holding a pair of scissors. From the corner of his eyes, he could see Tezuka giving him an apologetic look.

Oh, crap.

FIN

(advanced) happy birthday, Oishi Syuichiroh. I am impatient, and I can't wait to post this until Oishi's birthday so this is what you get.