Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, really. I mean why is it called fanfiction ….duh….twas written by the genius herself, jkr

Dedication: this chapter is the first of many, this first one dedicated to Julia, because….I dunno…..she's a great friend (and she owes me her life lol)

A pillow smashed into the side of James' head.

GO AWAY SIRIUS

This time, twas a grapefruit that hit James' head

James groaned, flipped over, and pulled his pillow over his head

oOoOoOoOo James……Lily wants a word…..she's waiting outside the door for you…..

WHAT…where!

Sirius snorted. You're a hopeless case, mate. That girl's got you wrapped around her finger and she doesn't even know it. You should tell her mate. Maybe this time she'll believe you.

This time it was not Sirius who snorted, but Remus.

Lily has common sense, Padfoot. Our dear Prongs however does not. Do the math

AWWWWWWWWW Remmie's being mean Prongs!

Shut up you gits….Lily likes me…..she just….doesn't know it yet?...

Remus' face saddened slightly. He knew it would happen soon. It had to…..it had been six years since James had started asking her out……a girl's resolve can't keep it up much longer…….or so he figured

Half an hour later at breakfast in the Great Hall……..

JAMES HAROLD POTTER!

Yes Lily? James said rather meekly

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR!

Ummm………dyed it?

JAMES POTTER I WILL KILL YOU IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO

The whole hall turned to look at Lillian Margaret Evans. Her hair was now a shocking neon green color, not only that but it glowed

Sirius snorted into his oatmeal. You did that Prongs?

James nodded rather sheepishly. It was three weeks ago though Siri. I forgot…..honestly

Well mate that was a smart move

At this said Lillian Margaret Evans proceeded to bombard Jameswith flying bits of toast thatshe was levitating from the surrounding plates

HEY James Potter shouted. This was the second time that morning that he had been hit with food. One of the bits of toast quite unfortunately for James had sunny side up eggs upon them and the yellow yolk was now oozing down James' forehead, ruining his just off a broomstick hair and made it temporarily obey its owner. Lily was delighted.

She skipped down the Gryffindor table and out of the Great Hall, leaving an unhappy James, a wheezing Sirius and a snorting Remus. Lovely show mate said Remus and he returned to his bacon and eggs. Sirius was now banging the table wheezing out his laughter as all of Gryffindor looked for the reason their plates were bouncing in the air.

O :wheeze: MY :wheeze: GOD :wheeze: JAMES :wheeze: THAT :wheeze: WAS :wheeze: BRILLIANT! Sirius managed between gasps of air as he fought to breathe, fought for release against the laughter that was pouring out over the Great Hall.

The eyes of all the girls in the hall were riveted to Sirius, he looked gorgeous even though he was almost having a seizure from the lack of oxygen in his brain. DO YOU NEED CPR SIRI-POO? Inquired a sickeningly sweet voice of a hufflepuff girl that was the president of the I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I SHALL LOVE SIRIUS ORION BLACK AND SHALL TRY TO SNOG HIM WHENEVER POSSIBLE fanclub, ISSTISLSOBASTTSHWP for short.

Sirius glanced up between fits of laughter. S'alright mate then snorted once again into his toast. Remus just rolled his eyes. Sirius noticed this.

O SO YA WANNA FIGHT MOONY HUH HUH HUH YOU GOIN DOWN! Said a slightly hyper Sirius. Sirius got up, took several steps back and took a running leap towards Remus.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They bowled over and over and over and right out into the entrance hall where a crowd gathered to watch the spectacle. James just rolled his eyes and them and continued to eat is blueberry muffin (A/N: I LOVE MUFFINS!).

The next morning at breakfast……..

James walked in wearing a black button down shirt and dark jeans. He was oddly carrying a guitar. O God thought Remus. This can't be good/ O my GOD what was James thinking. Please don't let Lilly kill him yet, he still hasn't taught me how to transfigure an apple into a pig yet!

James climbed up onto the Gryffindor table, some people where not so happy about this, he had stepped in the jam on his way up. He walked down the table until he reached Lilly. He dropped to his knees (well tried too… he ended up with his knee in her waffles) and grinned confidently at a shocked Lily.

DON'T YOU DARE EMBARRASS ME POTTER she hissed at him.

This he ignored and started strumming as the whole student population stared up at him expectantly.

O GOD Sirius thought JAMES POTTER IS GOING TO MAKE AN ASS OUT OF HIMSELF RIGHT ABOUT NOW WHILE SERENADING LILLY EVANS WITH HIS KNEE IN HER WAFFLES (oOoOoOoOo those waffles look good…..)

He (to everyone's great misfortune) started to sing

We were standing all alone you were leaning in to speak to me (Lily snorted at this…as IF)
Acting like a party girl dancing to the Weird Sisters then you kissed me (Lily snorted yet again)
And I think about it all the time
Sweet temptation rush all over me
And I think about it all the time
Passion desire so intense I can't take anymore because

I feel the magic all around you
It's brining me to my knees
Like a wannabe
I've got to be chained to you at this Lily glared at him in disgust

And when you looked into my eyes felt a sudden sense of urgency
Fascination casts a spell and you became more than just a mystery
And I think about you all the time
Is this fate is it my destiny
That I think about you all the time
I no longer pretend to have my hand on the wheel because

I feel the magic all around you
It's brining me to my knees
Like a wannabe
I've got to be chained to you
I feel the magic building around you

I feel the magic all around you
It's brining me to my knees
Like a wannabe
I've got to be chained to you

Lily at this point had buried her head in her hands and tried to sink as low into her seat as humanly possible while shooting death looks and Sirius and Remus as if this were their fault. James, who was blind to all this and blushing to the roots of his hair decided there was no going back and proceeded:

And I think about it all the time
And I think about it all the time
Tell me it's madness I barely know you

We were standing all alone you were leaning in to speak to me
Ten steps back you're still a mystery
Acting like a party girl dancing to the Weird Sisters then you kissed me
I can't take anymore because

I feel the magic all around you
It's brining me to my knees
Like a wannabe
I've got to be chained to you

I feel the magic building around you

I feel the magic all around you
It's brining me to my knees O I'll bring you too your knees all right…which hex should I use on him this time…….thought Lily as she desperately sank in her robes so no ne would notice who's waffles James' knee was stuck in.
Like a wannabe
I've got to be chained to you

Tell me it's madness
I barely know you

James looked pleadingly at Lily and she glared at him.

Soooooooo will you go out with me Lils?...

NOOOOOOOO….AFTER YOU HUMILIATE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL AND RUIN MY BREAKFAST BY PUTTING YOUR KNEE THROUGH IT!

Sirius once again snorted and James' eyes dropped down to his jeans. O my GOD I RUINED MY JEANS

EW GET AWAY FROM ME POTTER

……Lily?...

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT THIS TIME POTTER

………will you go out with me?...

NOOOOOO POTTER FOR THE 959th TIME! NOOOOOOOO

…..has it really been 959 times? O my GOD Lily counted YAY! She counted! SHE CARES!

EWWWWWW GET AWAY FROM ME FOR THE LAST TIME…….I'LL HEX YOU I SWEAR I WILL

James was elated the rest of the day.

She cares enough to count how many times I've asked her out Moony! LILY EVANS CARES!

DO NOT POTTER

DO TOO

DO NOT

DO TOO

DO NOT

DO TOO

Remus rolled his eyes….this would take a while……

DO NOT

DO TOO

DO NOT

DO TOO

ARGH IM SICK OF YOU POTTER! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT

She stormed away leaving James Potter with a happy smile……SHE CARES ENOUGH TO YELL AT ME AGAIN…..YAY!

Remus Lupin rolled his eyes yet again.

Are you done yet Prongs?

Yea Moony

Good cuz you still have to teach me to transfigure an apple into a pig…..

To be continued……….

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