Ok, this is my first fanfiction, so please review and tell me what you think, and if i should continue. There are links for to see pictures of the dresses on my profile. Ok Please read
Rosalie POV
"Edward. Edward." He really sucked sometimes at being a mind reader, well only when Bella was around. So I guess you could really say he sucked at it all the time. I swear I don't know what he sees in that human. She wasn't even that pretty and she was the slowest human I think I have ever seen in my life, my stupid to long life. "EDWARD," I practically screamed in my thoughts "ugh, you two aren't even doing anything just sitting. Pay attention to me you idiot!"
"Rosalie, could you possibly be any louder?" Edward asked, rather annoyed that I was interrupting whatever him and Bella were doing. "Oh look he really can read minds."
"Of course I can, Rosalie." He said, "I just figured you were at least smart enough to get that I was trying to ignore you."
He is such a jerk. I mean really could he be any ruder? Its bad enough he is ruining all of our lives by bringing that, that human into out lives.
"Rosalie, I here everything you are saying and you seriously need to shut up."
Gosh I really hate that he can read minds sometimes. That's just another way Bella is lucky, he can't read her mind, and she is still human. But, no she wants to throw that all away and become one of us. Ruin the life she has, her future. "Hey, Edward when you get the chance to get away from your little human I would like to talk to you alone." I threw a scornful look Bella's way just in case she got any ideas.
"Whatever, Rose" He whispered across the room. I bet Bella didn't even hear him. Ha Bella can't hear us because she only has human ears.
"Rosalie you are such a loser."
"Edward stay out of my head unless I want you in it, Gah no manners."
"Then stop thinking so loud."
"No way, I can't help it" I looked at him and stuck my tongue out.
"Did you seriously just stick your tongue out? You are so immature."
He is so mean. I, gracefully, walked out of the room. "I'm going to go find Emmett."
Ok hmm if I was Emmett where would I be? Oh eating…wait never mind stupid moment. Oh, look there is Alice I'll ask her. "Alice have you seen Emmett?"
"Not since this morning when he was looking for you."
"Oh wow he's been looking for me all morning? He's an idiot."
"Yeah well you're going to find him soon and oh gross. I wish you two wouldn't plan on doing that stuff." The look on Alice's face was hilarious. "Yuck I hate being able to see that."
"Ughh yeah sorry bout that Alice umm I'm going to go find Emmett now," If I was still human my face would have been redder than Bella's face is most of the time.
Emmett's POV
"Edward, have you seen Rosalie?"
"Yeah like two seconds ago." Edward answered.
"Wow, weren't you looking for her this morning, Emmett." Bella asked.
"Well umm yeah, but that girl is fast."
"You need to keep better track of you woman Emmett."
"Hey I can't help it she's so fast."
"She is in the kitchen."
How do you know? Oh gosh did Edward turn you into a vampire and not tell me. Edward you are so dead."
"No you idiot, I can hear her."
"What how"
"Because she is talking really loud, and I watched her walk in there two seconds ago. You really are an idiot."
"Bella I really wish I could kill you sometimes."
"Go get Rosalie."
"OK" Ahhh Rosalie, hmm, oh I couldn't wait to find her. Then to my room where…
"Emmett would mind not thinking about those things?" Edward really looked grossed out, it was pretty funny.
"Uh yeah sorry, man"
"Ok just leave."
He could be just plain rude sometimes, but whatever.
Hey look I'm in the kitchen now, koolio. Oh that's a cool word. "Hey Rosalie is not in here" I said out loud. "They lied to me, I hate them."
"Emmett why on earth are you talking to yourself?" Esme asked me in her I swear he's crazy voice.
"Esme do have any idea where Rose is."
"No dear, did you lose her again?"
"Well possibly, she is just so fast."
"Last I saw her she was with Alice on her way to find you."
"Where was that at?"
"In here."
"Wow, they didn't lie. I guess I won't kill them after all."
"Emmett, are sure your ok."
"Yeah."
"Right." I think Esme thinks I'm crazy, but I have no idea why she would.
Alice's Pov
"Alice!!" Oh gosh Emmett is yelling for me. I guess he still hasn't found Rosalie, figures.
"What Emmett? Rosalie is in your room looking for you, but run fast."
"Dude how did you know that?"
Oh gosh he really is the biggest idiot I have ever seen. "Emmett I am a vampire who can see the future."
"Oh, right I knew that."
"Sure you did." Eww, why do they plan everything they want to do when they are alone? So sick. "Emmett would you stop planning every little detail, I don't want to know what you guys are doing when you are alone.
"Oh right sorry." He was still planning things. Eww so gross I never wanted to that much of Rosalie. I am seriously scarred for eternity. Oh I know I can go shopping, but with who?
Bella, yes!
"Edward, I need to talk to you alone." I'll just threaten him that should work.
"Bella, I'll be back the pixie wants me." Aww Edward thinks I'm a pixie how cool.
"What Alice?"
"I need to go shopping."
"Why on earth would you need to go shopping? You own like everything in the mall."
"Oh you silly little boy the come out with new things everyday." I threw in a dazzling smile to help with my begging. "Plus I saw the future and it involved Emmett and Rosalie, I've been scarred and need to do something to get over that." He glared at me I guess my smile didn't help.
"Oh Eww you poor thing, but why are you telling me?"
"Because I need someone to shop with, DUH."
"No way, why don't you ask Rosalie or Esme?"
"Esme is online trying to find someone to help Emmett," Ha like there is help for Emmett. "And well um Rosalie and my vision yeah she can't go."
"Oh right. Oh you are right there is no help for Emmett."
"So will you go with me? Please."
"No way."
"Humph." I put on my whiny face just to make him mad. "Maybe Bella will go with me."
"Fine go ask Bella, but I swear she is going to kill you one day."
"Ha like she could."
"If she doesn't I will for her."
"You would never."
"Want to bet."
"Sure how much do you want to bet?"
"Never mind I don't want to bet anything against you. Did I ever mention that you are extremely annoying for such a little person?"
"Oh maybe once." I always get my way. I love it!
"Oh Bella." I called.
By the time I walked in to the living room Edward was already by her side, wow he is getting faster.
"Edward she has that look in her eyes. What does she want to do that I don't want to do but will be forced against my will to do?"
"Sorry, love, it was me or you." Edward answered in what sounded apologetic. I, just, don't see why Bella hates shopping so much. It's so much fun.
"Bella lets go shopping."
"No way Alice."
"Oh come on it won't be that bad."
"Alice all shopping is bad."
"To you"
"I'm not going."
"Yes, you are."
"No I'm n…." Ha-ha I grabbed her and we were already in my sexy yellow Porsche before she could finish. "Alice, did I ever tell you I hate you?"
"Aw you don't mean that." Did she ever tell me that? Oh well so what if she did I know she really loves me. "Ok let's go shopping."
Bella's POV
"Someone kill me."
"Careful what you wish for Bella. You are with a vampire and that could easily be arranged." Alice answered me.
"Will you Alice?"
"No, then I wouldn't have any one to go shopping with."
Is that all Alice ever thinks about, shopping? "Fine then just turn me into a vampire"
'Well I would have a shopping buddy for the rest of eternity, I just might do it."
"Oh wait shopping with you, for the rest of eternity? Oh never mind."
"That's what I thought, now be good little human and let me buy you a new dress."
"Alice, why one earth would I need another dress?" Uh-oh what torture could she have planned for me now? There's nothing coming up is there? School over the wedding, my wedding, isn't until next month and she already has my dress. What else could there possibly for her to torture me with?
"I promised Edward I wouldn't tell you."
"Oh Edward will never know" Ha right like she could keep a secret from Edward.
"Just ask Edward yourself he might tell you."
"Just tell me Alice, before I jump out of this car." That's funny maybe she would tell me now.
"Oh fine, Emmett is throwing you and Edward a party…"
"Wait, Emmett throw a party? Is that even possible?" I just can't picture Edward being able to throw a party, without screwing up. Well, this could actually be fun.
"Bella, would you let me finish?"
"Oh right sorry." I still can't picture Emmett throwing a party. Why would he be throwing us a party?
"Ok, Emmett is throwing you a party so you two can announce your engagement to the whole town." There is no way she just said that. I don't want the whole town knowing I'm getting married. Plus a party this is so going so suck. I hope Emmett plans on using fire works and everything blows up. I don't want the whole town knowing I'm getting married, what will they think?
"No way Alice"
"Yes way."
"No I mean is it really safe to have Emmett throw a party?"
"Esme will most likely help him, and I've already saw the party and nothing is going to happen."
"Alice, why do you always do these things to me?"
"It wasn't me this time it was Emmett remember."
"I won't go."
"You'll make Emmett feel bad."
"I'll buy him a puppy and he'll get over it."
"Oh come on he just wants to do something nice."
"Do I really have any other choice you will just drag me there any way."
"Yeah so you just wasted five valuable minutes of shopping time. Way to go Bella."
"Shut up Alice." I swear she is so annoying sometimes. How can I stand being best friends with her?
"Ok let's shop." I would much rather we didn't, but what can I do she's a vampire with super strength and the power to annoy you to death. I didn't really have a choice especially since there weren't any witnesses around here.
"Fine, let's get this over with."
Alice's POV
The mall is like my second home, I love it here. I still can't see why Bella hates shopping so much. The world may never know. "Bella, let's go in this store they have every kind of dress."
"Oh my gosh Alice have you seen the prices at this store I will not let you buy me something from here." What was she talking about, we have plenty of money? She doesn't need to worry about anything.
"Bella don't worry about money, I shop here all the time it's not that bad."
"Alice, do you not look at the prices? They are outrageous."
"Nope I don't really care how much something costs."
"Alice you are one messed up vampire."
"I know." Is she just now noticing these things? "Ok now time to shop."
"Fun" I really hate when she's sarcastic like that it's so annoying. Why can't she just be happy for once?
Bella's POV
"That dressing room is open" Alice's voice directed me.
"Alice what is the point of me going in a dressing if I don't have any clothes to try on yet?"
"Oh, don't worry I already have them for you." How could she already have something?
"How" Just then a woman in maybe her 30 walked over to Alice with 3 or 4 dresses in hand. I was guessing Alice knew people in this store to, wonderful.
"Here you go Miss Cullen." The lady answered in a sing songy voice.
"Thanks, Jeanie" Alice answered.
"Alice are all of those for me to try on?"
"Of course silly, after you try yours on you get to help me pick out my dress."
"Ughh, Alice there all to fancy. Do I really have to try them on?" Well at least today I wouldn't be the only person buying getting something.
"Oh stop complaining and go try them on."
The first dress I tried was actually something I might wear, so I knew Alice would never let me get it. She would think it was to plain, but it was Edwards's favorite color on me. It was blue and had long sleeves that hung off my shoulders slightly. The rest of the dress fit loosely on me except at my waist. I really liked the dress it would not call attention to me, which is exactly why Alice would hate it.
"Bella are you done yet?"
"Yeah" I answered her as I opened the door of the dressing room. "What do you think?"
"No, its so, so plain, but I love the color on you." She seemed lost in thought while she said this. No doubt thinking of another dress she could force on me. "Ok get back in there so you can try another dress on." She always seems too happy when she is talking about clothes.
The next dress I tried on would have been gorgeous on any girl but me. It was blue, but it had sequence all over it, much too flashy for my taste. It was strapless and hugged tightly to my body, all the way to the ground. I knew I would trip in it if I wore it. The bottom it flared out slightly from my body and around the middle was a brown sash. It was really pretty, but not my style, none of these dresses was my style. I slowly walked out of the dressing room to go show Alice, and tripped over the dress. I fell right into Alice's back and she nearly crushed a little girl, who standing with her mom looking for a wedding dress. "Smooth Bella" Alice laughed as she stood up. "Ohmygosh Bella you look gorgeous in that dress."
"Thanks" I blushed
"But, seeing as how you can't even walk two feet in the dress I don't think we are going to get it."
"Thank goodness!" I smiled
"What you didn't like the dress?"
"No Alice, it was gorgeous just a little too much for my taste." Of course all these dresses were too much for my taste.
"Oh ok." She sounded disappointed although I don't know why it's not like we were going to buy the dress anyway. "Well try on the last dress in there, and see how you like it."
"K Alice" Of course I already knew I probably wouldn't like it, but no use to fight.
The next dress Alice handed me was, pink. Pink? There is no way Alice was going to get me to wear a pink dress. I don't do pink it's all too girly. "Alice" I yelled from the dressing room "I will not wear a freakin' pink dress!" Why would she even think of putting me in a pink dress?
"Bella, did you even try it on yet?"
"Well, no, and it not going to it would be a waste of time."
"Bella put it on and get out here. Before I come in there and put it on you myself."
"Fine" there really is no way to argue with that evil little pixie.
The dress was pretty. The top was pleated and the bottom was flowy. It was all silky and pink. The dress would have been perfect if it wasn't pink. There was also a thin silk shawl to go with it. The dress really didn't look all that bad on me I guess, I almost looked pretty.
"Bella you are hot." Ha there is no way on earth I Bella Swan could be hot.
"I wish the dress wasn't pink."
"So you do like it." Alice eyes suddenly got brighter.
"I guess you could say that."
"Ok we are getting it, and now its time to get my dress." We could be a while, that or Alice will buy every dress in the store.
We walled into some store I had never even heard of, so I knew it was way out of my price range. "Alice how do you afford this stuff?"
"Carlisle of course"
"Ok let me rephrase, how does Carlisle afford this stuff."
"Well being alive for a couple hundred years you get quit a lot of money, and well my seeing the future and all, well I think you get it."
"Oh right." I guess that would help, but still it seems like they never run out.
Alice gracefully walked over and pulled about three dresses of a rack and went into the nearest fitting room. She came out in an outfit that really did make her look like a pixie, but still she looked like a model. The dress was short and strapless. It was red and the bottom half of the dress was sort of poufy and had pleats. Around the middle was a black sash tied in a bow. The color of the dress made her hair look especially dark.
"Alice that dress is gorgeous."
"Oh, I know I love it, but it doesn't seem like the right thing for the party. I think I'm going to try on something else." Of course nothing was going to seem right to her but everything she puts on will be beautiful on her.
The next dress was also very short, but she can pull of the short dresses her legs are perfect for them. The dress was a dark purple color almost black it had spaghetti straps and it all sort of cinched to the side in a bow with rhinestones in the center of the bow. The color of the dress made the gold her eyes seem even brighter. This color looked great with her skin and even made her hair look like it almost had gold streaks through it.
"Alice, its, its, I don't know what to say you look stunning."
"Thanks! But it doesn't seem dressy enough for the party. Maybe I can give it to Jessica."
"Why would you give it to Jessica?"
"Because she probably won't get go shopping"
"Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe we could take Jessica, Angela, and Lauren shopping." I don't why I would add Lauren in there.
"Oh that would be oodles of fun. We should go in a couple of days. I'll call them as soon as we get home. Oh I can't wait. We can bring Rosalie with us to. And Esme. I can't wait."
"Why would I bring this torture upon myself? Alice I think I'm going crazy."
"No, your not just go spend an hour with Emmett then you will remember you are completely sane." That or he will drive me insane
"Ok so do you have any other dresses to try on?"
"Yeah one more I'll be right back."
"Ok, hurry because I want to go home to see Edward." It's been three hours; I haven't talked to him in three hours. I surprised I just noticed I guess I have been having a little bit of fun with Alice. Of course, I will never admit that to her. She will expect me to do this more often.
"Ok, Bella are you ready to see this?"
"Yep come on out." OH. MY. GOSH. This had to be the most stunning thing I have ever seen. Alice's dress was floor length, and strapless. The top part around her chest was hot pink, with a floral pattern going across it. Then the rest was black. Until the bottom, at the bottom there was a slit that went up her waist and in the slit was the same thing that was at the top of the dress. There was also a sash to go with her dress. "Alice you have to get this it is perfect."
"I know I haven't been in a prettier dress."
"Are you getting it?"
"Of course I am." At that point we grabbed hands and jumped up and down squealing with joy, like little girls. Wow I really was having fun." People started to look at us like we were crazy. Finally Alice went back in and changed into her regular clothes we bought the dress and left the store. Alice also bought the other two dresses even though she had nowhere to where them.
When we finally got home Emmett and Rosalie where standing out side yelling for Jasper.
Well Rosalie was yelling Emmett was trying to jump up a tree.