A stinky competition
Goku and Gojyo have a 'gas' match.
It was a boring night. Gojyo and Goku were to share rooms again and it annoyed them. Not in the mood for a fight this night Gojyo ate his food as fast as he could, forgetting Hakkai's warning about eating too fast.
Gojyo burped. He covered his mouth as Goku protested, "Disgusting." Gojyo wasn't ready to back down just yet so he gave a loud belch to irritate the boy. Goku looked up.
(Ole' Wild West Music)
"Are you challenging me?"asked Goku, his golden eyes sparkled with mischief. "Moi?" questioned Gojyo, burping again. Smirking, Goku slurped the soda he was drinking and, "URRRRP!"
"Oh yeah," sneered Gojyo, he leaned on the side of his chair and broke wind, loudly. It came with an aroma.
"Whooh! Nice," praised Goku, fanning his nose, "See if you can beat this!" The boy then stood and swallowed some air, forcing it down his stomach. "You're in trouble now!" he exclaimed. "Oh," the red-head mocked, "I'm sooo scared!"
A series gas came from Goku as he shifted position. Gojyo found it too hard to stop laughing as he did a series of them himself, shouting, "Beat this!"
(Ole' Wild West Music ends)
The gas orchestra became louder and louder till they both rolled on the floor howling with laughter. They both laughed as they climbed into bed with one last loud, and unbelievably satisfying, PROOT! from both, and quickly fell asleep.
Hakkai and Sanzo came in then from the next room, wondering for the past fifteen minutes what could have gotten the quarrelsome duo entertained with each other. They nearly fainted as gas entered their respiratory system. "Holy ****!" Sanzo swore, "Oh my!" Hakkai exclaimed covering his nose, Hakuryu cued in protest and flew to the other end of the hall. "What died in here?" the blond demanded.
They looked at their two companions, sleeping and the most idiotic smiles on their faces and were not amused. Sanzo narrowed his eyes, "They are sooo dead!"
Hakkai chuckled darkly, "I would agree with that wholeheartedly." They exiting the room, deciding to deal with the miscreants in the morning, when PROOT! It came from the kappa and the monkey. Hakkai and Sanzo stood rigid in the spot.
"Have Goku sit in the passenger's seat when I'm done with them," he told Hakkai venomously. "No casualties," Hakkai replied with an equally deadly voice. "I always share," Sanzo replied.
Up in Tenkai, Kanzeon was laughing. She even managed to get a snapshot of the gas party.