if you read my final fantasy story, sorry for all the stuff.heh heh. but for you people that want a sadder story and a bit more realistic, get the heck outta here! Dis Is Humor!
LINKS FANTASY
(yawn) link is off to bed for the night. what will he do in the morning, well lets find out.
That Morning,
Link:yawn. oh my what a lovely morning. Navi, NAVI, Where are yah!?
Navi: Link help!
Link: (steps over to the cupboard door and opens it widely snatching navi from the mousetrap.) there you go Now you know i put you there for a safe reason right?
Navi: yah to kill me!
Link: right. WHAT!!! no i put you there for my protection, and because i dont want you near any of my power tools! remember what happened last time, you know... with my sledge hammer, that HURT, you know! So i do it for me! so you dont hurt my...
Ruto: Nuts, Nuts, anyone want some nuts?
Link: what the heck are you doing here, I mean all hail queen ruto!
and so on and so forth.
Ruto: I came to talk to you about something.
Link: what?
Ruto: this may be surprising to you but link, dear link, I love you!
Link: nooooooo.
Ruto: will you marry me?
Link: (faints)
Navi: yah i'll have some nuts now....ok?
Ruto: *murmers* yes he is out of it, now if only i could put him on his bed and i could.
Navi: WUT ARE YOU MURMERING?
Garunia walks in
Garunia: Brother what about that hug!!?? huh..... why is lying on that floor!?? huh RUTO... WHY?
(garunia thinks ruto did something bad and he picks her up and takes the mouse trap and put on her hand and chucked her out the window.)
the twist is there was no window, even if there was she'd plunge 10'000 feet in to the ocean and drown. Luckily it was a
Navi: MIRROR???? was that my mirror?
Ruto:(has one eye like this + and the other like this - and funny face)
Twinkle Twinkle Little star. i like bananas! hee hee..
Garunia: *shiffers* ooooh that was a disturbing little song.
navi flys down to link and pulls a note out of his pocket the note says if i am dead, read this note, if i am not dead read this note! link was dead, but the note said:
Thees r da 3 rools if eye dy
1. tell zelda i luv her
2 tell saria i love her
3 tell ruto to screw off!
soorie if eye have bad grammr!
Ruto reads the note and runs out the door, this is where it gets wierd.
THERE IS NO DOOR, then how did ruto get there? SHE CAN SWIM DUH!!! i said there was water i know it is 10'000 feet up and she is a good jumper, but not a good faller! But wait there is no window for her to jump through! this is odd, well back to the story!
some how there is one window on the outside and not on the inside so there is only one way to get in and not to get out.
ruto cant find the door, so she swats navi... navi dies
Garunia: wut are you doing she was probably the only one that knew besides link how to get out of this place! I was invited to a party here max people here is gonna be 200! and how do we get out? i dont know but we will be crowded until this outs falls down!
garunia realizes that the only way to get out is to have the power of a goron and the swimming ability of zora. so they had a child and the child all though looked odd it broke out and swam away. wut garunia and ruto forgot is, how does that help them?
well they fall of a cliff and drown. while their child was very ugly it had to be shot, for illegal things, like, oh i dont know, looking at people.
THE END
ok maybe it wasnt so funny but people wanted something a bit less funny so well bye!
LINKS FANTASY
(yawn) link is off to bed for the night. what will he do in the morning, well lets find out.
That Morning,
Link:yawn. oh my what a lovely morning. Navi, NAVI, Where are yah!?
Navi: Link help!
Link: (steps over to the cupboard door and opens it widely snatching navi from the mousetrap.) there you go Now you know i put you there for a safe reason right?
Navi: yah to kill me!
Link: right. WHAT!!! no i put you there for my protection, and because i dont want you near any of my power tools! remember what happened last time, you know... with my sledge hammer, that HURT, you know! So i do it for me! so you dont hurt my...
Ruto: Nuts, Nuts, anyone want some nuts?
Link: what the heck are you doing here, I mean all hail queen ruto!
and so on and so forth.
Ruto: I came to talk to you about something.
Link: what?
Ruto: this may be surprising to you but link, dear link, I love you!
Link: nooooooo.
Ruto: will you marry me?
Link: (faints)
Navi: yah i'll have some nuts now....ok?
Ruto: *murmers* yes he is out of it, now if only i could put him on his bed and i could.
Navi: WUT ARE YOU MURMERING?
Garunia walks in
Garunia: Brother what about that hug!!?? huh..... why is lying on that floor!?? huh RUTO... WHY?
(garunia thinks ruto did something bad and he picks her up and takes the mouse trap and put on her hand and chucked her out the window.)
the twist is there was no window, even if there was she'd plunge 10'000 feet in to the ocean and drown. Luckily it was a
Navi: MIRROR???? was that my mirror?
Ruto:(has one eye like this + and the other like this - and funny face)
Twinkle Twinkle Little star. i like bananas! hee hee..
Garunia: *shiffers* ooooh that was a disturbing little song.
navi flys down to link and pulls a note out of his pocket the note says if i am dead, read this note, if i am not dead read this note! link was dead, but the note said:
Thees r da 3 rools if eye dy
1. tell zelda i luv her
2 tell saria i love her
3 tell ruto to screw off!
soorie if eye have bad grammr!
Ruto reads the note and runs out the door, this is where it gets wierd.
THERE IS NO DOOR, then how did ruto get there? SHE CAN SWIM DUH!!! i said there was water i know it is 10'000 feet up and she is a good jumper, but not a good faller! But wait there is no window for her to jump through! this is odd, well back to the story!
some how there is one window on the outside and not on the inside so there is only one way to get in and not to get out.
ruto cant find the door, so she swats navi... navi dies
Garunia: wut are you doing she was probably the only one that knew besides link how to get out of this place! I was invited to a party here max people here is gonna be 200! and how do we get out? i dont know but we will be crowded until this outs falls down!
garunia realizes that the only way to get out is to have the power of a goron and the swimming ability of zora. so they had a child and the child all though looked odd it broke out and swam away. wut garunia and ruto forgot is, how does that help them?
well they fall of a cliff and drown. while their child was very ugly it had to be shot, for illegal things, like, oh i dont know, looking at people.
THE END
ok maybe it wasnt so funny but people wanted something a bit less funny so well bye!