Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater.
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Twenty-two year old Maka looked down at the clear blue pregnancy test, ashamed of what it said. Pounding on the bathroom door broke her out of her little daydream and pulled her into the real world.
"So what does it say?" Asked a low masculine voice, but Maka was too shocked to answer her husband, instead she made a high pitched squeak in her mouth.
"Maka, it's okay to tell me" said the voice. Maka stood up from the toilet and pulled her panties and pants up and made her way to the door, gripping the pregnancy test, Maka flung opened the door and shoved the test to her husband.
"You read it" she told him and made way to the kitchen to get some orange juice. A loud yell was heard as Maka opened the refrigerator.
"MAKA" yelled the guy. His snowy white hair flying into view, "are you sure of what this says?" He asked her.
"You read it, I read it, I am pretty sure that this is the real deal" she told him. He took several deep breaths and calmed down a bit.
"But, are you sure?" He asked her as calmly as he could without squeaking.
"We can go to the doctors if you want to, to make sure." She told him. He nodded and took her little hand.
"No matter what the doctor says, I will always be with you, Maka" he told her. Maka smiled and kissed him on the forehead.
"Thank you, Soul, that is all I can ask for now" she told him with a big smile on her face. Soul kissed her gently on the lips and then realized something.
"What are we going to tell the others?" He asked her, her forest green eyes widened and looked at him, quite fearful as well.
"Worse yet, what are we going to tell Papa?" She asked. Spirit barely even allowed Soul to marry Maka, but now how will they even tell him that she was pregnant? He would surely kill Soul once he found out Soul impregnated his precious baby girl.
"This is bad" Soul said. "This is really bad!"
"Thank you captain Obvious"
"Maka, this isn't a joking matter, your father is going to kill me!" Soul exclaimed.
"I know, Soul, I know!" Maka told him.
"So, what are we going to do about?" Soul asked.
"How about we tell him over the phone and then lock the door and hide under our bed" Maka suggested.
"Maka"
"Yes, Soul"
"That is a terrible idea."
"I know, Soul, I know all about my terrible ideas."
"Okay, seriously, what do you think we should do about you father?" Soul asked again.
"I don't know, maybe get him really drunk and then tell him, so the next morning he will be suffering from a massive hangover that he won't even remember" Maka told him. Soul eyes lit up and he picked up Maka and kissed her.
"Maka that is a wonderful idea" Soul exclaimed. Soul put her down and Maka gave him a questioning look.
"Really I thought it was the worst idea in existence" Maka told him.
"Think about it, if we get him super drunk then he won't even know what we are even talking about!" Soul explained.
"Okay, we'll try it, but first we need to tell the others before we tell Papa" Maka told him.
"Right"
Later at Kid's mansion
"Hiya, Soul, Maka, what brings you here?" Asked the rather bubbly Patty to her friends, "do you need more couple counseling, because if you do then you will have to wait because sis is recently working on Chrona's new relationship" Patty told them, before skipping off into the kitchen to help Kid cook tonight's dinner.
"Patty, I'll be right back do not I repeat do not touch anything sharp, start a fire, touch the stove, just don't touch anything" Kid told her while exiting the kitchen to find his guests.
"Hello, Soul, Maka, Black*Star and Tsubaki will be here soon, so please have a seat" Kid told them. They nodded and made way for the black and white living room and sat down on the nice couch.
"PATTY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THAT!" Kid hollered.
"I'm sorry, Kid, but it looked so touchable that I had too!"
"Yo, Kid, do I have to take you and Patty in for more couple counseling?" Liz asked. Her hair was pinned up in a rather tight bun and she had on fake purple glasses that were sliding off of her nose a bit. She had on a dark purple blouse with a matching skirt that went up to her knees; she also wore black stocking that covered her pale skin then to finish off the look were four inch pumps.
"No, Liz, we are fine-PATTY GIVE ME BACK THAT KNIFE!" Kid hollered. Liz rolled her eyes and walked over to were Maka and Soul where.
"So what brings you two here?" She asked, sitting down on one of the armchairs.
"Oh, um, it's a surprise" Maka told her.
"If it's more a surprise than Patty gave me this morning-"
"PATTY DROP IT!"
"NO!"
"PLEASE?"
"I like shiny things!"
"Come on, Patty, think of the you know what"
"Oh, the-"
"Shh, Patty it is a surprise!"
"Ohh, I love surprises! What is my surprise? A Pinky Pie shirt?"
"No, Patty, the surprise to everyone"
"Ohh, that surprise!"
"Yes, Patty that surprise, now Patty, hand over the knife!"
"Okay"
"Man, I just want some peace and quiet in here!" Liz complained. Just then the doorbell rang and mighty shouts were made outside.
"Why now?" Liz complained, getting up to go to the door. "Hey, Black*Star, Tsubaki, and INEOSESE!"
"Oh, no" Maka complained, stuffing her face into Soul's shirt sleeve.
"I didn't know you were coming!"
"Me neither! But I got a phone call from Patty and she told me to come over, something really important huh?" Ineosese asked Liz.
"Yeah, it is huge"
"Huger then the time when Patty and Kid announced that they were getting married"
"It's huge, now let's get you inside, you must be cold!"
"HELLO! YOUR GOD HAS ARRIVED!" Black*Star announced, Tsubaki was right next to him trying to get the now crazed man to quiet down.
"Please, Black*Star be quiet for one second!" Tsubaki begged her husband.
"I WILL NOT QUIET DOWN, MORTAL!" Black*Star hollered.
"No video games for a week" Tsubaki told him, and Black*Star was quiet for the rest of the day.
"So, how are you?" Tsubaki asked, as she stepped inside of the mansion.
"Doing well thanks" Liz told her.
"Hey, sis"
"Yes, Patty?"
"You are needed in the kitchen" Patty told her. Liz nodded and went into the kitchen. Patty sat down on the couch with Soul and Maka and sighed.
"So, why aren't you in the kitchen helping Kid?" Maka asked her.
"He banished me out here for ten minutes because I wouldn't stop touching knives" Patty told them. They all nodded and went back to talking.
"So, Tsubaki, what have you been doing?" Maka asked her friend.
"Trying to keep this little monkey here out of trouble, you know sometimes I feel that most of the time Black*Star is really just a five year old that I am babysitting" Tsubaki told them, while patting a pouting Black*Star's head.
10 minutes later…
"Patty, you can come back now!" Kid told her. "I'm sorry for yelling at you" he told her. Patty smiled and looked into his golden eyes.
"I am sorry for touching the knives when you told me not to" Patty told him.
"I love you"
"I love you, too, Kid!" Kid and Patty then walked back into the kitchen to finish up dinner.
"You know they are the weirdest couple ever" Ineoesese said.
"I never expected them to end up together" Soul announced. They all nodded in agreement, and that was when dinner was announced.
"We got yummy treats tonight!" Patty told them. "Today we are serving gumbo!" She told them. She was obviously really excited about it and couldn't wait to dig in.
"We watched The Princess and the Frog yesterday and Patty really wanted to make gumbo." Liz explained, taking a seat by Ineosese.
"I love that movie!" Maka said.
They all ate the rather delicious gumbo and talked about useless things. It was like old times again when they were back in Shibusen at least it felt that way. All of the sudden, Patty raced out of the kitchen and straight into the bathroom, with Kid closely behind her.
"Liz, what's up with, Patty?" Soul asked. But Liz didn't answer, instead she ate some more of her gumbo and ignored Soul's question.
"Sorry about that, everyone" Patty said coming back into the kitchen and taking her seat again.
"Are you okay, Patty?" Tsubaki asked.
"Yeah, I'll be fine" Patty said weakly. And then they continue to eat the gumbo.
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Ha! Finished chapter one…okay this story was created because I have a severe case of writers block from my other story about the four snow whites…yeah it is really bad…so this story and all of my other stories that are currently in the process of being uploaded and all that jazz will not be updated or uploaded that much because I have Annie rehearsal all week this week and I have to do work because my teacher's gave me work…what fun. Yes and then it is also my birthday this week…this Thursday to be precise…oh joy. Any way then the week after this week my it's my brother's birthday, and then for our birthdays we are going to Harry Potter world and I am going to get my wand…can't wait! So I hope you enjoyed this. Bye bye!
Patty Loves Giraffes~