waltzing out of wizard prison land

by sahriaWatkins

well basically the timeless chrimbo classic is made harry pottered good to annoy parents. one off

VOLDEMORT:
Slayers freed from their jailers

Homeland secur'ty failures

Convicted ex-cons

Just won back their wands

Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

THE AZKABAN 10:
Cry, "Hooray!" for the Dark Lord,
Who serves as our parole board

Dementors fake out

So we can break out

Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

VOLDEMORT

In the meantime, I have my supporters

All of whom will serve me eagerly

With a little spying And some torture

I'll finally procure The prophecy

VOLDEMORT & THE AZKABAN 10:
And of course we'll conspire

Cause we're such fiendish liars

To Potter lay low And crush his halo

Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

FUDGE

Voldy and his ilk, they ev'ry law shun

Death Eaters are rallying to Black

In my statement I am urging caution

Do not have a cow or a heart attack

HARRY & HERMIONE

So we learn from the papers

Of the DE escapers

Oh how scary to see

voldys dark company

Waltzing out of wizard prison land.

ALL

Waltzing out of wizard prison land,
Waltzing out of wizard prison land.