A/N: My first Invader Zim fan fiction. This may become more of a one shot, but for now, it's a one shot. So review and tell me if it should be more of a one shot or not.

"Now to commence my evil diabolical plan of doom!" Zim yelled to no one in particular as he laughed maniacally.

"I wanna scream too! Ahhhh!" GIR screamed along with his master. Zim glared at the infernal SIR unit. GIR continued to scream as he started to juggle stuffed piglets.

"Too bad I don't have any actual plans, BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!" Zim yelled as he pointed his hand into the air.

"Warning! Incoming spacecraft detected!" the computer announced as Zim continued to point at nothing in particular.

"Computer, do not interrupt the almighty Zim!"

"Well, my apologies, almighty Zim, but don't say I didn't warn you!"

"Warn me about what?" suddenly a large crash was heard outside, "GIR, go check what just-" Zim stopped himself as he observed GIR doing the monkey dance, which consisted of putting his arms in a horizontal position, and moving them slightly up and down, while bouncing lightly on his feat, but not enough to actually make him air bourn. He sighed to himself and went to check it himself.

He quickly went up into the house, and ran to his door. However, before he could a familiar Irken showed up. She was slightly taller than Zim, had purple eyes, and her antennae were curly. Not only that, she had an odd tube stuck in her head.

"Hello Zim," she glared as her SIR unit Mimi looked as if she wanted to run into the house to find GIR and strangle him.

"I knew this day would one day come," Zim said as he composed himself, "I just didn't think it would come so soon."

Well, I didn't expect you to foresee this, looks like you're gaining some slight skill," She taunted while grinning like a maniac, "but enough pleasantries, PREPARE TO DI-"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't give you my autograph, it's far to degrading for a superior Invader such as myself," he said arrogantly with a smile.

"…what?" Tak glared at the imbecile.

"Now, I know all you and all your friends want a photo and autograph of my masculine self, but I just can't give you all false hope," he said with a chuckle, "my one true love is that of an invader," he said putting a hand on the girls shoulder. She glared indignantly at him, as she slapped away his hand.

"I'm here to kill you, you moron!" Zim gasped at her, backing away unconsciously.

"But why?!"

"You ruined my life!"

"I don't even know you!"

"It's me, TAK!" she bellowed. Zim stared at her for a few minutes, and slightly opened his mouth.

"Who?" he finally answered.

"Who? WHO?! IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!?" Zim scratched his chin for a few seconds.

"Who are you?" he said wondering if that would appease her.

"You know, the person trying to STEAL YOUR MISSION!" Zim pondered for a few seconds, and then he finally realized who she was.

"I know who you are!"

"Finally!" Tak yelled as she was about to pull out her laser gun.

"You must be my ex-girlfriend!" Tak slapped her forehead, hard, "Honestly, you women and your possessiveness," he said with a chuckle, "I'm sorry m'lady, but I'm a free bird, no one can keep me caged," he continued his rant, infuriating Tak all the more.

"Why would I want to be your girlfriend!?" she glared.

"Why wouldn't you?" Zim shot back. Tak's eye twitched, and she started taking deep breaths to keep her cool.

"I am going to kill you at a later date, WHEN YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM!" she yelled as she did that cool disappearance act of hers along with Mimi. Zim shrugged his shoulders, closed the door and walked away when his eyes bulged out.

"TAK'S BACK!" he yelled in agony and fell to his knee's.

Meanwhile

"Master, are you alright?" Mimi asked when Tak and her made it back to their new base. Tak responded with a quietly muttered 'he'll never notice me.'

A/N: well, how was it? Was I able to keep the characters in character? And was it funny? Please review and tell me how to improve.