Welcome to Let's
Play!
Episode 1: The Dare Game!
Episode 1: Start!
Me: Hello, *coughs*, welcome to episode one of Let's Play! This will feature three Naruto characters, aside from my cohost, Gaara!
Gaara: ......Hello.
Me: Alright Gaara! Spin the Wheel of Characters!
Gaara: .....Stop screaming. Now.
Me: *twitch* This is my show. *whispers* Be quiet, or they'll fire us!
Gaara: Who. You just said this is your show. Well. Let's get on with it.
Me: Will you shut the f*ck up you d*mn creep!
Gaara: We're going to take a small break, so all you fangirls adoring me right now will have to wait just a second while I either kill him or shut him up. Wait, what the h*ll kind of a line is that? Who wrote this?
Me: I did.
( Commercial Break )
Me: *twitch* And we're back. Sorry about that.
Gaara: I already spun the wheel. Tobi. Itachi. And Sakura.
Me: You already spun the wheel!
Gaara: Yes.
Me: Wow!
Gaara: Now you're just shouting to p*ss me off.
Me: Why yes I am! Now, Sakura. You must dare . . .
( Wheel spins )
Gaara: Itachi.
Sakura: I know! I dare you, Itachi, to make one of your clones give you a wedgie!
Naruto shouts from the audience: Way to think, Sakura! Woohoo!
Itachi: I refuse.
Me: Then you lose.
Itachi: I could care less about your foolish game. Can't somebody just dare me to go home or something so I can I eat my dinner? I'm making fish.
~At The Akatsuki Hideout~
Kisame: *looks around nervously* I felt . . . a disturbance . . .
~Back At The Studio~
Me: Itachi, you must do it.
Itachi: Whatever. Fine.
( After a few rousing minutes . . . )
Me: Well, now ha ha Itachi PFTHAHAHAHA!!! is now in the lead with one point. heh heh . . .
Itachi: Just get a move on.
Gaara: I agree.
Me: Alright, then. (Pushy cohost I have there. Why did I choose him anyway?) Now, Tobi, you must dare . . .
( Wheel spins )
Gaara: Itachi.
Me: Itachi!
Gaara: I will kill you. Without hesitation.
Tobi: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Ummm, I dare Itachi to give me his ring and cloak and allow me to join Akatsuki in place of him!
Itachi: I'm leaving.
Me: Wait, no -
Itachi: You, there.
Gaara: Me?
Itachi: Fill in for me.
Gaara: Alright.
Tobi: Oh! Then I dare you, what is it again?
Gaara: Gaara.
Tobi: I dare Gaara to rub my belly!
( Sakura, me, and the audience attempt to keep in our laughter )
Gaara: No.
Me: But Gaara, you must.
Gaara:.....No.
Me: Gaara! Do it!
Gaara: Fine.
( Gaara quickly shot out his hand and put a finger on Tobi's stomach and then removed it without a moment's notice )
Gaara: Done.
Me: Great! Now, Gaara will dare . . . .
( Wheel spins )
Gaara: Sakura. I dare you to dare me to leave.
Sakura: I dare you to leave?
Gaara: See you all later. *whispers into my ear* And if I do ever see you again, I will kill you.
Me: *twitch* Ummm, alright. . . now where am I going to get another cohost?
????: I'll do it.
Me: Sasuke?
Sasuke: Orochimaru sent me to spy on you. My turn. Tobi. I dare you to kill yourself.
Tobi: Well, Tobi is a good boy. Okay.
Me: No! Tobi! Don't do it! *turns to Sasuke* It's not your turn. Now, where will I get my next contestant?
????: The Hokage sent me to help out.
Me: Kakashi Sensei?
Kakashi: Yes. Turns out this is her favorite TV show. Now, whose turn is it.
Me: Sakura will now dare the both of you, Tobi and Kakashi.
Sakura: I dare them to make-out!
Naruto shouts from the audience: Even better! Way to go Sakura!
Me: Naruto, please leave the show to us, okay, you are already the main character of one.
Naruto: Sorry.
Kakashi: It.. is... my... *cough* mission.
( Anticipation comes over the audience. And as for the rest of the description... let's just say the dare was followed through. )
Me: Umm, wow, what a dare. Anyway . . .
Iruka: How could you!
Me: When did you get . . .
Iruka: Kakashi . . . why?
( Iruka dissapears )
Me: What the . . . okay, now Kakashi will dare Sakura and Tobi.
Sasuke: Why am I even here? I don't even get to dare anybody.
( Sasuke dissappears )
Me: Great. Now I have no cohost.
Orochimaru: I'm here.
Me: What-!?
Orochimaru: Just finish this up so I can go home.
Me: Alright. Go on, Kakashi.
Kakashi: I dare Sakura to slap Tobi's a**!
Tobi: Sounds fun!
Sakura: Never!
Kakashi: This'll be better than Make-Out Paradise!
Me: I know! And Make-Out Violence, too!
( Sakura frowns and lifts her fists
and punches me and Kakashi into the wall )
( Moments later . . .
)
Orochimaru: I guess the shows over. I will be leaving now.
Me (dazily): Great. *huff, huff*
Kakashi (dazily): Where am I?
Sakura: Hmph.
( Sakura storms off )
Tobi: I'm going to go home. I'm making fish!
~At The Akatsuki Hideout~
Kisame: ( What is this strange feeling?)
~Back At The Studio~
Me (dazily): Whatever.
Sasuke: Can I kill the audience?
Me: No! And, when did you show up?
Sasuke: I'm leaving. I must train.
Me: Well, it looks like that's the end of our show today. Next time, I will feature different characters than tonight. And maybe a guest star. See ya-
????: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!
Me: Whose baby is crying!?
( I look around )
Me: Oh. Why did you come back Tobi?
Tobi: Itachi popped out from behind the corner and scared me! Waaaah! Go make him leave! *sniffle*
Me: *sigh* Alright.
Tobi: Can you also walk me *sniffle* out of Konoha? *sniffle* Please?
Kakashi (dazily): Whose this Konoha you speak of? And where did those stars come from?
Tobi: Is he drunk?
Me: I hate my life. Well, see you next time.
Episode 1: End