Bernie Sanders wondered why God Emperor—President Trump had called him to the oval office. He was, at this point, Messianic, but not a serious threat to Trump—at least, until the campaign. He knocked solemnly on the oval office door. Before his FILTHY SOCIALIST knuckles could touch the sacred American–Freedom–Door, The Donald opened the door, and embraced Bernie in an awkwardly close handshake.

"howdy do, Bernice Anders?" asked the Trump Man. Bernie replied:

"decent. Yourself?"

The Donald didn't reply, save placing his hand on Bernie's shoulder, and looking deep until his eyes. Bernie averted his gaze.

"Donald…" he whispered.

"sshhh. There's no need to speak. You can't stump the Trump. Daddy knows what you need. Trust me."

Donald leaned forward and joined Bernie in a long, passionate kiss. Bernie was forced backwards by Donald's sheer Patriotic Power®, into the now closed door.

"but, here? now? The press—" whispered Bernie.

The Donald just kissed Bernie again, but harder. Rougher. The two started maneuvering to the couch.

"you know, Lindon B Johnson used to walk around in this office with no pants on whatsoever. It was a way to show he was the Alpha."

"I'll show you a real Alpha, you filthy socialist" said the Donald, as he began to unbuckle his belt.

In that moment, Bill and Billary Clinton entered the room. Perfectly simultaneously, they spake "we have caught thou directly in the act, Donald. The Cathedral shall have it's victory. The white genocide shall be completed."

The Donald gave a great Ogre roar, and clipped through the couch, unto the Clintons. He shouted "Shadilay, my brothers!" and whipped our his triple XL God Bless America™, Shot Heard Round the World™, Better Dead than Red™, American Flag Tattooed COCK OF FREEDOM, and shoved it down Hillary's throat, all while staring into Bill Clinton's eyes, shaking his hand at an uncomfortably close distance, like a TRUE ALPHA MALE.

We then said to Bill "how does it feel to be cucked, and then have the cuckolder lie to the media?" Donal then turned to the reporters who thought they were in the oval office for a Press Release. Daddy pointed at "Shillary" Clinton, and said

"i did not have sexual relations with that woman". 69 million Americans all burst into applause simultaneously, as Donald Trump's approval rating reached an unprecedented, Lysol® Approved 99.99%™.

With his new found power, The Donald passed the enabling act, making him full God Emperor of America. The press burst into a second round of riveting applause as the Donald came buckets on The Clinton Foundation. With his triple XL God Bless America™, Neo–Con, This Machine Fucks Commies™ COCK OF FREEDOM still harder than certain frogs upon seeing members of the opposite sex, The Trump announced that "we now have the true, final answer to Das Judenfrage. It is time for the final crusade, and the birth of a Thousand Year Reich!"

The press raised their right arms, shouted «Heil Trump!» and marched solemnly intro Israel.

Fin.