Author's note: Heh, I wrote this with my friend. We don't own Monster Rancher or Pokemon. We've written the next part, but I need to type it up. Kay, please review!!
One day Ash and co were walking in the land of Pokemon when…………..
One day Genki and co were walking when they saw somebody up ahead…
"How did the heck did we get here?" asked Genki.
"Who the heck are you?" asked Ash.
"Genki, it could have been that strange mystery disk." replied Holly.
" What? Strange talking Pokemon you have." Sneered Misty.
"Mocchi no Pokemon!" yelled Mocchi angrily.
"Huh? Well Golem, throw Seozo up so he can look around." Holly suggested.
"Hey, Holly why don't you check to see if there are any mystery disks around?" Genki asked.
"Mystery disks? What?" Ash inquired.
"Uh, who are you anyways?" Misty asked, rather confused.
"Well, I'm Genki, monster champ, this is Holly, Mocchi, Seozo, Golem, Hare, and Tiger. We're trying to defeat Moo and unlock the Phoenix!" explained Genki.
"Oh crud! Somebody already beat me to it…. I thought it would be Gary."
"You're trying to defeat Mew?" asked Misty.
"No, Moo." Replied Holly.
"Mew?"
"Moo"
"Mew!"
"Moo!"
"Mew!"
"No, Moo! M-O-O!" shouted Genki.
"You're trying to defeat a cow?" Ash was confused.
"Well forget that. I'm a better trainer then you." Bragged Ash proudly.
"Uh, huh? I'm not a trainer."
Pikachu went up to Holly.
"Pika pi chu. Pi chu pika." (I hate you. You're ugly)
"Well, at least I'm not a rat."
"PIKA-CHU!!!!" Pikachu yelled as he shocked Holly…Well, at least he tried to shock Holly.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Ash screamed as Pikachu shocked him.
"Whoa! You scream like a girl." Genki laughed.
"Pikachu! #$%*! #*!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mocchi hungry."
Mocchi gnawed on Misty's leg.
Misty flies in the air screaming!!(Like a man)
"Ah Mocchi. You know better than that. Seozo's the turkey around here, remember?" Genki told Mocchi.
Mocchi ran backwards to get out of the way when Ash tripped over him, fortunately while Misty was comin' down. Misty's butt squashed Ash's head. It took Misty a while to figure out where she was, but finally she got off Ash.
Ash grimaced. "What was that smell? And something exploded too."
"Whoops! Sorry. I farted."
Ash slides on a gas mask. Misty whacks Ash over the head with a mallet. Moo rides around his evil cloud on a little red tricycle.
Misty brushed herself off and strolled over to Holly.
"Hey!" she whispered. "What's stupid, ugly, and has the worst hair-do ever?" Misty snickered slyly.
"I don't know, but have you tried looking in the mirror lately?" Holly whispered back dully. "And if you don't shut up, I'm going to whack you over the head with Golem's
fist – Personally."
"I don't like to fight. Can't we just talk this out like civilized Golem's?" Golem complained after hearing the news.
"Well that's just fine. I'm going to run away from here! I'm going to dye my hair green and become a guitarist in a heavy metal rock band called Scrambled Togepi's!"
"Your point being…." Holly asked.
"Togepi pi toge?!" (Scrambled Togepi's?!)
Togepi lights a match.
Togepi lights a match.
"Togepi you know you shouldn't play with fire" Misty replied.
Togepi lights Misty's hair on fire. Misty runs away screaming.
"Pi Pi Togepi" (Mommy's hair just needed a little more red to it"
"What's her problem?" asked Holly.
Golem walked over. "Some things the world may never know.