Doctors
Doctors do not appreciate being called 'Bones'.
...But if they absolutely must have to be called such, it shouldn't be in front of important people.
...Like, for example, when the Captain is arguing with Admirals and would like the Doctor to back him up.
...Because if said Doctor is going to refuse, he wants people to know exactly who refused.
Doctors do not like being run away from.
...Nor do they like having to call a certain Vulcan to carry the Captain right back to sick bay.
Doctors are not in love with hypos.
...Even though they can use them to threaten their Captain.
Doctors do not appreciate unexpected allergies.
...Especially if they cause reactions in the Captain.
...On particularly delicate diplomatic missions.
...Even when the Doctor took precautions by telling the Captain to not touch a god damn thing.
...Especially the food that has caused said reaction.
Doctors do not appreciate Captains that try to set him up with woman.
...Or Russians who asked 'Is it because you prefer ze men?'
Doctors do not like being asked to fence.
...Or to do anything besides get slammed.
Doctors do not appreciate having to pose as the Captain's boyfriend because the First Officer is otherwise occupied and the Captain can not seem to drop this 'annoying-little-slut-of-a-Orion'.
...Or posing as anyone's boyfriend, for that matter.
Doctors do not appreciate Captains who do not like to oblige their VUlcan Officers 'just yet' in times of Pon Farr.
...That means you, Jim.
No, Jim, I am completely serious.
Jim, I get about a million comms asking me why you're running around the ship, half your shirt torn off, with Spock chasing you, looking rather rabid.
OKAY BONES IS BEING SO UNFAIR I WAS JUST HAVING SOME FUN
GOD DAMN IT JIM DON'T HIJACK MY LIST! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO EVIL-
DON'T MAKE ME HYPO YOU
WAIT NO NO NO WHT THE FU-