Story: Zelda: The Misadventures of Link 1: Baby Ganondorf Remastered
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Written: August 1st, 2008
Remastered: June 30th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+ (Mild Violence & Language)
Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo or its Hyrulian Hero.
Author's note: You know how Link only grunts and yells in his games? That's the way he'll speak in this fic!
The Task From Hell
Link was relaxing in his tree house, napping his days away. He had just saved the world again by defeating some wizard-demon wannabe, so he decides to take some time off.
Suddenly, there was a knock just outside his door.
"Huh?" Link says, getting up out of his cozy bed to see whom it was. He sticks his head outside the door to find Princess Zelda, who was holding a covered basket in her hands.
"Hello, Link! How are you today?" Zelda asks him.
"Eh…" Link sighed with a smile, as if he were really enjoying his break from fighting evil.
"I see. Well, hate to bother your little break, but I have a big favor to ask!" Zelda says to him.
"Hmm?" Link says, now eyeing the basket Zelda was holding.
Zelda lifts the blanket over the basket to reveal what was underneath.
Link's eyes flew wide open in shock at what he saw.
It was a baby version of his arch foe: Ganondorf.
Stricken with fear, Link dashes back into his house, grabs his Master Sword, and returns to the door, ready to strike the infant down.
"SHRAAAAA!" Link yells, leaping toward the infant with his weapon drawn.
Zelda gasps and sidesteps the attack. Link crashes face-first onto the ground because of that.
"Link! How could you! He's just a child! I just want you to watch him for the day. Can you do that without hurting this poor defenseless child?" Zelda asks sternly.
"Ugh…" Link grunts, pulling himself off of the ground.
"Come on Link! If you don't look after him, I…I won't go out with you for a month!" Zelda threatens.
Link sighed and took the basket carrying the infant evil adversary.
"You're a sweetheart Link. Catch you later!" Zelda says, giving Link a kiss on the cheeks before leaving.
"Urgh…" Link grunts, looking down at the child with a disgruntled look. Baby Ganondorf gave a look of evil back at Link in response.
He knew it'll be a long day for him.
Continue on to the next chapter!