AN: Hey there people, I don't know who is gonna read this, because I'm assuming Romeo and Juliet doesn't have that large a fanbase, but here's a warning: This story is MOSTLY going to follow the original plotline, but with a lot more sex, and more relationships going on. And that M rating is no joke. I hope it's fun to read. I'm mostly posting this for my friends, but I'd love it if anyone else who reads this reviews. Anyways, on with the story!

ACT 1, Scene 1

Verona. A street.

Enter Romeo and Mercutio.

Romeo: Is it not a lovely day today?

Mercutio: You seem to be in a good mood today Romeo. Why is that?

Romeo: I do not know why, but I feel today shall bring good tidings. Ever since I woke up this morning I feel as if something would happen to me, something that was destined to be. I knew that the stars would be in my favor today.

Mercutio: Thou speaketh of destiny and stars. I do not believe in such things. Destiny, stars and dreams, I abhor them. They make men believe that they have no control over their lives. Destiny is for cowards who don't take action, who leave it up to fate to decide the outcome of their lives.

Enter Rose.

Romeo: OHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh! Who is that hot babe over there that is making me have odd feelings down there?

Mercutio: OHHHHhhhhhh I dunno.

Romeo: I'm gonna go hit on her!

Mercutio: NO! I WANNA!

Romeo: NO WAI! MHAHAHAHAHA! Romeo goes to talk to Rose first.

Romeo (to Rose): Hey babe, wanna go fuck?

Rose: YES!

Romeo: Let's go then!

Rose: WAIT A SECOND! It seems I would prefer to be a virgin!

Romeo: THAT SUCKS!

Mercutio: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Romeo: SHUT UP YOU! Romeo punches Mercutio

Enter Juliet.

Romeo (to Mercutio): Hey look! Another hot babe!

Mercutio: DIBS!

Rose: Hey! What about me! Sure, our relationship would be sexless, but it will be fun!

Romeo: Sorry, but Juliet is hotter than you, and I am a sex maniac.

Rose: Goes in a corner and slits her wrists.

Exit Rose.

Mercutio (to Juliet): Hey there.

Juliet: Looks ar Mercutio. Ugh, what kind of douchebag are you?

Mercutio: I am not a douchebag!

Juilet: Don't talk to me, fag.

Mercutio: I am not gay, and that's offensive! What kind of young lady are you, using such offensive language?

Juliet: Whatever.

Romeo (to Juliet): Sorry, my friend is high right now.

Juliet: Oh, that's fine, hottie. What's your friend smoking anyways? I want some!

Mercutio: actually I'm sniffing this awesome stuff right now, I'll share if ya sleep with me.

Juliet: ... Ugh this decision sucks.

Mercutio: Attentively starts dancing to ''Get down on it'' but fails and looks gay.

Juliet: Was that supposed seduce me?

Mercutio: Yes, in fact.

Juliet: That was such a turn off. Get away from me, you loser.

Romeo (Butts in): ANYWAYS! So, Juliet, wanna fuck with me?

Juliet: Anything is better than Mercutio here.

Romeo: YES!

Juliet: Where are we gonna do this?

Romeo: Right here!

Romeo and Juliet start undressing each other.

Mercutio: Can I stay and stare at you doing this?

Juliet: Um, eww? Romeo, how can you be friends with such a perv?

Romeo: He's the princes cousin. I was hoping to leach some money off of him.

Mercutio: Fine! I know when I'm not wanted!

Exit Mercutio.

Romeo and Juliet start making out and doing things a little more graphic then that...

Juliet: OH YESS!

Romeo: I am glad that this pleases you.

EXUNT

AN: So, just a backstory about when I was writing this (You don't have to read this). It was originally my friend's assignment for english class, hence the normal writing in the first few sentences, but she asked for my help. I couldn't think of anything, so I made up this weird, sex-based plot. I hadn't yet read Romeo and Juliet at that time, but I had seen the play a few times. That's why Rose at first wants sex, but then becomes bi-polar and says she wants to be a virgin. That's when my friend pointed out that she was nun-like.

I'm going to be posting the first and second acts throughout the week, since I have already written those, 1 scene a day. After that, who knows when the next stuff will come. Just a little warning!

So anyways, please review! I don't know that anyone is reading this unless you do :)