A/N: Okay, I'm doing this as a break from homework so yea… just read, this is the one I was saying I had inspiration from Rugrats BUT it dosen't come up until ….later on hehe… sorry but I can't give out any plot details, I know I'm cruel


'Fanfiction'- Character speaking

'Fanfiction'- Character's Thoughts

'Fanfiction'- Main Character's Thoughts

Fanfiction – Flashback, Replay of Events or Dream


A Long Afternoon

A girl with long black hair up to her waist swiftly got out of a cab, paid the driver and swiftly mad her way to the house at the end carrying….around 5 luggage bags? She knocked on the door to the house and waited for a few minutes, then tried again, after ten minutes she finally gave up and pressed the doorbell, after this didn't work she got fed up and raise her foot but a miracle worked as a seemingly non-existent voice popped into her head

'Come on, your going to be living here for A WHOLE YEAR, don't give a bad impression'

The girl sighed but as she was still a little pissed of decided on a little payback. She pressed the doorbell but didn't let go and kept pressing until the door opened. A boy with long black hair and red-blazing eyes with three commas in the middle answered the door

'WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHEN CAN YOU GUYS STOP STALKING ME?'

The girl cocked her head to the side '

Didn't they agree to let me stay? Sheesh'

'Uchiha Fugaku?'

She asked uncertainly, she was answered with a glare

'Do I look anything like my father?'

Now she was pissed beyond words and confused at the same time

'Ummm…you know, If you didn't enjoy company why'd you agree to this?'

The boy looked a bit calmer, but not a lot

'I have no idea what the hell you're talking about'

She sighed and pulled out her acceptance letter


Dear Miss Mika Aira

With the student exchange programme you have been placed in the care of the Uchiha family, you shall attend university with the eldest son of the family, we hope you have a nice stay and have a great experience, if anything happens or you have any enquires, please don't hesitate to inform us, You will be staying with Uchiha Fugaku and his family, all details are with the other papers underneath

Yours Sincerely,

John Smith


The boy cursed under her breath while she was still a bit confused, if they had accepted shouldn't they know about this? Now she was dead confused she was pretty sure, she had written to this Uchiha Fugaku a few times and he seemed like a nice guy so she was dead confused, he had said he would be unable to pick her up and she had told him it was alright but….now she was dead confused

'Umm…is this the Uchiha house? Or am I like, totally lost?'

She asked

'What the fuck is going on?'

The boy shook his head

'Sorry, I wasn't…informed about this…arrangement, come in'

She raised an eyebrow

'First he swears at mean now he's being a total gentleman? Is he schizophrenic?'

He broke her out of her thoughts

'I'm Uchiha Itachi, sorry about earlier'

'Well, Uchiha-san I'm Aira Mika so do you think you can show me to my room? Because I'm tired'

Itachi looked at her

'Uchiha-san?'

'As far as I know it's a polite term used here, or would you rather me to call you? Uchiha-dono? Uchiha-sama?'

Mika said sarcastically

Itachi shook his head

'No, anyway I'll show you to one of the guest rooms, follow me'

Itachi then left and went up the stirs, when he was out of earshot Mika started complaining sarcastically to herself

'Yes, leave your poor guest out her by herself and don't help with the luggage, I sure hope he's not the one I need to go to Uni with, oh God, why me? What in Heavens name have I-'

'Are you done yet'?

'Ahhh!'

Mika yelled and quickly did her favourite move, the reverse counter kick, straight in the stomach of….


'Oh shit'

Mika stared in horror as Itachi leaned against one of the coaches in the room; she quickly rushed up towards him and quickly checked his pulse

'At least he's alive'

She murmured

'Well, it'd be embarrassing if I died because some girl kicked me'

Mika stared shocked before she glared at him

'Well this girl happens to do different types of self defence along with other different sports, Uchiha-chan'

Mika sneered, Itachi looked at her with disbelief

'Excuse me, Mika-sama'

Itachi said sarcastically, Mika rolled her eyes

'I'll continue this argument when I'm not tired, can we please go?'

'Well that's what I was doing but a certain someone decided she didn't want to follow'

'Well that's because a certain someone decided he wouldn't help carry a certain someone's luggage'

'Well that certain someone does a lot of self defence and should be able to strong enough to carry them'

Mika looked in disbelief, scowled and voiced her thoughts

'Are you insulting me? Arrg! Forget it! Sheesh I'm not even here for an hour and already I'm arguing, Kaede was right, I am an argument attracter, you know what? Do what you were doing! I'll just lie down on this couch and get some rest! And by the way! I'm tired from an 8 hour ride on a bloody plane with no medication because I forgot it and the ride was hell!'

Mika yelled and plopped herself on the closest coach available, which was a….red colour one Itachi walked toward her, she just ignored him and stared at the ceiling

'Get off'

'…..'

'Get off'

'…..'

'Get off'

'…..'

'GET OFF!'

Mika sighed and turned to face him

'You know, you remind me of Kankuro, and why do I need to get off?'

'Because in order to continue with what I was doing I need to sit on this chair because I was there before you ruined my life'

That was it. Mika couldn't stand this

'YOU STUPID PRICK ASS JERK, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL, I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR AND YOUR ALREADY TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE HELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT WHEN I FIRST FOUND OUT IN AMERICA I COULD GO ON AN EXCHANGE PROGRAMME I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN SO I SIGNED UP FOR IT THEN A LETTER TOLD ME WHERE I WOULD BE LIVING SO I PAID THEM THE MONEY AND FLEW HERE THEY DAY I WAS SUPPOSED TO AND I DIDN'T GET TO MEET THIS NICED FRIEND, OR JUST A PERSON THAT JUST IGNORED ME NOOOO IT HAD BE SONE SNOBBY THING!'

Itachi looked at her in disbelief

'The hell, she can scream all that in one breath?'

'breathe in…breathe out…in…out…in…out…in…out I should've taken meditating.'

Mika opened her eyes

'Okay, PLEASE Uchiha-san, just take me to my room'

'….'

Mika wanted to scream, out of all the men she met, hanged out and dated this guy was the one who was able to get on her nerves within….less thank an hour

'Man, how will I survive the year?'

And to add, she was normally a calm person, which took a lot to get her to scream. Mika resorted to the last option, dragging the luggage around the house until she found a room. She sighed. This would be a loooooooooong afternoon


Author's Note:

1. LOL what did you think of it?

2. Mika (Japanese: Full Moon) Aira (America: Of the Wind) so it literally means Full moon of the wind…hehe

3. John Smith? Couldn't be bothered trying to find a name and John Smith is really popular so yea…

.4 I personally love FRIENDLY arguments because I'm stubborn and I mostly win the cases

5. Red couch? I just thought of the first colour I could

6. Concerning my NejTen I want you to know I'm not stopping but barely thinking of plot to go with requests so far I've had message/choice/reviews of wanting NejTen and SasuTen

7. This probably won't have a lot of ItaOc for a while,a LONG while

8. This will take a long time to update and depending on my mood

9. Yes I redid it so it fits in

10. About my 'Rugrats all grown up' inspiration it won't be posted in a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggg time I've also gotten an inspiration from the movie 'take the lead'

11. Be prepared for a WAY WACKO pairing next chapter