So it was time for the 3rd year's talent show. It was a shame that the marauders were in their 6th year. But Peter's new girlfriend was a 3rd year Hufflepuff, so he was asked how to win ("Una umm eh show as hablas en Ingles" a umm eh show as you speak in English). So Peter went to Remus who went to Sirius who decided that he would tell the poor young 3rd year his theory.
"So, you go up to the man judge and say that you want to ask him something. Do you understand?" he told Alejandra.
"iSi!" spoke the Spanish speaking, non-understander of English, Alejandra (she just had a crush on Sirius, so she didn't know what he was saying, so she just agreed to whatever it was). So this is how Peter and her got together.
"You're really pretty. Would you like to be my girlfriend?" Peter shyly asked.
"Que?" (What? It sounds like 'k?) Alejandra questioned.
So Peter thought she said k, as in ok, so this is how their first kiss went.
"I really like you, and I was just wondering" he said skootching closer to the frightened Alejandra, "if you're ready to take our relationship to the next level?" he said puckering up.
"Aye aye aye! NO! Necesito ir al bano, uhhh, yo uhhh ino quiero una boda manana!" ( ah ah ah! NO! I need to go to the bathroom. Uhh, I uhh I don't want a wedding tomorrow!) Peter kissed her, and she didn't know how to respond, other than to kiss him back. She did start to like Peter after the kiss. So they went to Hogsmeade together.
ANYWAY, back to Sirius and Alajandra.
"And when the judge comes to your dressing room, say 'I vould lyke tu to syt duwn'(I would like you to sit down). And then I want you to take off your shirt for him." He did a small demonstration for her. "Comprehendy?" (Understand? In an English accent) he said giving her two thumbs up to her.
"uh uh que?" (uh uh what?) asked Alejandra.
"Great!" smiled Sirius. He left her to get a spot in the audience.
When he left, she went up to the male judge. "I 'ave a quvestion for tu" she said. "please cuum tu mis rum?" (Sorry that she has a bad accent, she said, I have a question for you, please come to my room?)
So she left and the judge came to her room and did what she thought Sirius asked. She took her shirt off, and the teacher did the rest. Peter came in and shot the professor and Alejandra. Sirius heard the bullets, and ran to the room. Peter saw him and shot him too. Sirius luckily dodged it but it managed to hit James instead. This made Sirius angry. It's not good to see Sirius when he's angry. You guessed it! He turned into the Hulk. This frightened Peter so he shot him. Once again, Sirius dodged it. It killed Remus. Man, Sirius was mad angry. So he strangled Peter (Sirius was resistant to bullets when he was in green angry form). He changed back to his normal self, and realized what he did. He took Peter's pistol and put a bullet threw his throat.
Moral of the Story: Don't make Sirius mad angry or feel the consequences. He he he.
Fin
(P.S. It's Prevans! Although SPS wrote this story I am writing the P.S.….hey! There is a hole in my jeans! Hehe lol. U liked lesson 3 didn't u though? All me there all me! Hehe. SHOUT OUT! This shout out is to the boobless wonder! A.K.A. my friend who is going to another school next year…tear tear 'ight love yall and not the hulk… just Sirius not green and overly muscular.)