Summary: Once more the worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius collide in the ring. However this time it's a little different. This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only available on Pay-Per-View…it's The St. Valentine's Day Massacre!
Disclaimer: You guys know the drill. I don't own anything here but the plot. The characters used herein are the property of Hartman, Davis, and Nickelodeon. All entrance music is the property of their respective singer, songwriter or record label. Wrestler names, moves, and all applicable material are property of World Wrestling Entertainment.
Video Package (Set to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name")
Valentine's Day, normally a romantic holiday. However tonight, that will change. Tonight, lovers become enemies, and for two of them, the ultimate prize is on the line (clips of Timmy, Tootie, and the wedding rings are shown).
Tonight, relationships will be put to the test under the most EXTREME conditions (clips of Jimmy and Cindy are shown). Tonight all bets are off with these competitors. Tonight, prepare yourself to witness the massacre!
(Sounds of a Tommy Gun firing and the bullets hitting a brick wall, revealing the event's logo) And now…Purple Flurp presents: The St. Valentine's Day Massacre!
End Package
The camera shows the darkened arena, and then pans to the stage as massive pyrotechnics go off in all shades of color. The yells and screams of nearly 20,000 people in attendance are nearly drowned out as massive firepower shoots out of the ring posts. The display finishes, and the lights come back on as the camera scans the crowd.
"Hello everybody, and welcome to what will be a momentous event here in Retroville!" a feminine voice calls. "This is Wanda Geronimo at ringside along with my broadcast partner for the evening Eustace Styrch. Eustace, we have one incredible card for the fans tonight!"
"Indeed we do Wanda. The concept for the evening was the brainchild of both Timmy Turner and that insufferable Jimmy Neutron. Tonight's Double Main Event is a testament to the creativity of both young men."
Wanda nodded before continuing. "Let's send it up to interim ring announcer Chet Ubetcha."
Chet stands in the ring clad in his normal suit and tie with a microphone in one hand and cue cards in the other. Suddenly, the song "Good Ole' Boys" by Waylon Jennings hits.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the honorable Mayor Jay Roberts of Dimmsdale and the honorable Mayor Walt Clark of Retroville!" the crowd goes nuts as the two men enter the ring and are handed a microphone each.
"Thank you Mr. Ubetcha. We both are very pleased to be here for yet another momentous evening of action and excitement!" Mayor Roberts says.
"That's correct Jay. I would also like to add that it is my privilege to welcome all of the fans who are here from your great city of Dimmsdale to our brand new arena!" Mayor Clark responds. Half the crowd goes wild at the mention of their hometown.
Mayor Roberts nods in acknowledgment. "We are glad to be here Walt, and we are also proud to give you one half of the Main Event. Tonight, Timmy Turner will square off against his fiancée Tootie McDonald in the first ever 'Til Death Do Us Part…Money in the Bank Ladder Match!"
He waits for the crowd to quiet before continuing. "This match is the brainchild of Timmy himself. The rules are simple: Suspended above the ring will be a briefcase. Inside it, there will be $250,000 and a set of his and her wedding rings. The only way to win is to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase! If Tootie wins, she receives the money and the couple must get married within one year. If Timmy wins, he receives the money, and he gets to decide when and even if the couple will get married!"
The crowd roars its approval at this announcement. The two men motion for quiet before they begin to speak again.
"That sounds like an amazing match Jim. For our half of the Main Event, I'd like to announce that Cindy Vortex requested a match against her fiancé Jimmy Neutron!" Once more, he waits for the crowd to quiet down before continuing. "I'm happy to say that Jimmy accepted the match. He requested, and I granted, that the match be contested under Extreme Rules! No count-out, no disqualification!"
The crowd goes nuts at the announcement. The two men smile and shake hands for the cameras. "Now sit back, relax and enjoy the show!" Mayor Clark says before he and Mayor Roberts exit the ring to much cheering and applause.
"Wow, now talk about an exciting double Main Event! Timmy vs. Tootie and Jimmy vs. Cindy, does it get any bigger then that?" Wanda enthusiastically says.
"I don't think it does Wanda. These two couples will push each other to the brink and even further! Considering that Neutron and Vortex will take place under Extreme Rules, there may be some blood shed before the night is over!" Eustace responded, glee apparent in his eyes.
"Let's send it back to Chet for the introductions for our opening contest." Wanda said.
The camera once more focuses on Chet as the bell rings.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the opening contest of The St. Valentine's Day Massacre, and it is a Submission Match!"
With that, the song "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath rings out through the P.A. system as red strobe lights go off all around the entrance way. A somewhat pudgy young man steps through the dry-ice induced fog.
"Introducing first: From Retroville, Texas, weighing in at 202 lbs…CARL WHEEZER!"
Carl, clad in a black tank top and track pants, walks down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans on either side. "It seems that the crowd isn't playing favorites tonight. Carl is getting cheers from both the Retroville and Dimmsdale fans." Wanda notes.
Eustace says nothing; he glares at Carl, who returns it in kind, but not kindly. Carl then gives Eustace an obscene gesture before turning his attention back to the entrance way.
His entrance music dies down, and then is replaced by "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira. The same fog drifts up, hiding his flaxen-haired opponent from view.
"His opponent: From Dimmsdale, California…VERONICA STAR!"
Veronica steps through the fog and makes her way to the ring. The fans stretch out their hands, but she ignores them. She has a look on her face that is a mix of concentration and determination.
"We must note that the pairings for these inter-dimensional matches were picked at random. The same can be said for the order of the matches except the Main Events. Those were determined by a coin flip between Jimmy and Timmy." Wanda quipped.
Veronica slides into the ring and straightens out her white tank top and plaid skirt before walking to center ring to stare down Carl. The referee goes over the rules with both before checking them for foreign objects. Once satisfied, he calls for the bell to begin the match.
A/N: Read and Review please. Once again I start another WWE inspired fic. I hope everyone enjoys this. Coming up, we will have this contest, a backstage interview with Chip Skylark and the introductions for the next contest!