James walked up to Lily and asked her a very inappropriate question. It was "Can I grab your boob?"
Lily responded by saying, more like warning, "If you did, I would slap you and walk away fuming."
And so James said, "Most girls would be like 'tell me when you're done.'" He edged his way towards her breast. She slapped him and walked away.
Moral of the Story: Lily got a boob job on her vacation in America. Don't touch it cause they're like the tits in Austin Powers that have the guns in them. P
Wait a second! The moral is too early! Well you needed the info from it to get this next part. James didn't care about a little slap from his love. He wanted to touch her boobs. So he ran up to her and touched her chest. They fricken went off like a machine gun in 12 wars! Bullets were everywhere! Everyone died. Even the people outside the grounds were shot. Lily had killed the entire world except the two authors of this story and you, our only reader. So please review! D
Fin
(P.S. This actually happened to Prevans today. The guy is a jerk. Well, everything happened except the touching of the boobs, and the guns in them part, and the fake part. HAGS!)