One day, Ed found a bean on the ground.
"Wee, a bean!" He said with glee as he put it in his mouth and ate it.
Suddenly, he got a funny feeling in his stomach. No, it wasn't constipation. It was a magical make-you-go-extra-tall-even-if-you're-a-person-who-hates-milk growing bean!(A/N: It makes you a giant, if you're a moron who couldn't understand that.)
"Wahahahaha!" He laughed.
Pause
"Line!"
whisper whisper
"Oh yeah, wahahahaha! Now I can crush everyone who has called me a bean!" Ed exclaimed.
Mustang pops out of nowhere and says, "And not just a bean, shrimp too! And puny, and ant, and-"Squish
"Now, as I was saying! I shall crush everyone who have called me small in any shape or form!"
But suddenly Ed explodes and everyone eats a pie that makes them disappear into another dimension.
I didn't really want this to be good or bad, I was just half-asleep and this stupid fanfic came to mind. Please R & R to tell me what you thought. NO FLAMES!