It was not lunch yet but the sun was out and it was so quiet that it was tremendous. He did not know where he was, but he knew that they call him Sonic. Then, the sound went up bigly, and the sky was filled with the nuclear alternative. Sonic ran from the big boom, but he stopped his run when he ran into a nasty woman and a bad hombre. They had just flipped their car as it fell over when the bomb went off.
"You two look like you flipped a car" Sonic said.
"Yes we did" the bad hombre said.
"Hello, I'm Misato" Misato said like a nasty woman.
"Why were you here?" Sonic asked.
"The car was flipped when they nuked the angel" Misato said with a voice.
"Why did they nuke the angel? That's not nice. We should listen to angels. They offer us protection, a lot of love and affection, whether we're right or wrong." Sonic said.
"I don't know." Shinji said.
"It smashed the city so the army nuked it. It didn't work. Now we can only be saved by Shinji." Misato said.
"Okay" Sonic said "I will push your car to the place you need to go to tremendously."
Sonic pushed the car all the way to the Gendo Train. The car was blue and no longer French. Sonic's push meant they did not have to steal batteries like You Know What might do. This helped them bigly. Sonic is tremendously fast. They got to the Gendo Train very fast.
When they got to the Gendo Train, Sonic found that the train was rigged. They would not let him on even though he is a tremendous American. So, Sonic had to make up a lot of plans, the best plans, to live out the American dream.
The plan can wait for later, but it was the most presidential plan ever.
Later in the Gendo Train, Sonic was using all of his best words to put the moves on Ritsuko. She was a nine, but maybe a ten if you are very tired and emotional.
"I think you have a very nice pussy" Sonic gargled.
Ritsuko says "Yes, my grandma is looking after it."
"Oh I meant your vagina but I'm sure your cat is a nice pussy." Sonic said sadly. "I'm a star. Can I push it before I grab it."
Sonic put his hand in Ritsuko's pussy. It ripped off his glove which stayed in there for many months as a gift. Sonic felt emasculated.