Deck the halls

Deck the halls with gasoline
falalalalalalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalalalalalalala
Watch the building burning down
falalalalalalalalalalala
Now look at the people frown
falalalalalalalala

Jingle Bells (Southpark style)

Jingle bells, Cartman smells
Kyle lit a match
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
What the f*ck was that?

Joy to the World (SM Negaverse Style)

Joy to the World, Usagi is dead
We barbecued her head!
What happened to her body?
Jadeite flushed it down the potty,
And round and round it goes,
And round and round it goes,
And round and round and round it goes.

A brief selection from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (FF7 Style)
(Barrett the Big-Ass Loudmouth)

Barrett the big ass loudmouth
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it,
you would turn around and run

a/n: As you can tell, I was bored out of my mind. I know these are all incomplete and they suck ass.