The Zachary Show
I sighed again It was going to be the same however I heard we had a special guest. I faked a smile and sat at my chair and to my surprise I said in a excited voice " Listen up all you Zachary's here our guest Duke Theodric himself" the entire Zachary audience was in an uproar I myself was getting a little hyper. I then asked my first question "First of this story should it be on fiction press or fan fiction to the audience" I handed the microphone to a shy seven year old Zachary "Fanfiction since your still mentioning the hunger games but adding your own talk show to it" He said in a quiet voice " I agree with him completely however that claim where its kinda like the hunger game is completely false I understand our empire has a huge cloning problem which kinda sound the hunger games overpopulation and our "Empire" is composed of clones ranging from five through ten year old Zachary's but we don't put them in arena's to duel each other to the death" Duke Theodric said in a reassuring tone " I'm sorry duke but were going to have to cut you off for a second where braking news from Zachary#246 let's here what he has to say "I'm here at Hogwarts were a full scale war has broken out of course Instead of blaming He who shall not be named the Zachary Witch-Hunter Guard blames you guessed it on Zachary necromancers the captain of the guard had this to say. "Justice will be swift and decisive" now back to you Zachary "Duke Theodric what do you have to say to that" "You know I think the guard is manipulating a tragedy and trying to attack necromancy with this pathetic excuse by the way I salute the brave thirty Zachary wizard's who are now listed as missing in action after that horrific battle". " Now to the rumors is it true as of right now while we are speaking the Original Zachary is writing down everything we say" "Those claims are also absolutely false I mean think about it why would the Original Zachary write about some second rate talk show no offense" "None taken" I said "And that's all the time we have we have to thank you Duke Theodric for coming" Suddenly a bunch of werewolf Zachary's came bursting "This is for all my brother you've killed Theodric" suddenly all mordenhiem broke loose Zachary security had little effect and even I armed myself with the chair. I sat on several five and six year old Zachary's who hate each other in general began pulling out daggers and a couple of private school witches disguised as Zachary's showed their true form and began casting pryosis spells hitting a thirteen year old Zachary cameramen who was now reduced to a pile of ash and soon Zachary Witch Hunters began attacking the private school witches Duke Theodric made quick work of the younger Zachary Werewolves and the Duke's honor guard came rushing in. I then cast a invisibility spell and called the producers "Man sir our ratings are gonna hit the roof" the bossed agreed with me I then went into my limo and drank a glass of mountain dew and said "driver to my house".