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Kids Next Door Mission
Operation: R.E.G.R.E.T.S.
Regressive
Echoes
Generates
Recent
Evil
Team
Spirit
"You can't beat the Kids Next Door, Delightful Chumps from Down The Lame!" Nigel Uno, otherwise known as Numbuh 1, yelled at the five creepily delightful children as he and his team flew out of a giant hole in the ceiling.
The Delightful Children looked around at the mess they and the Kids Next Door had caused, ice-cream thrown on the carpets and walls, a wall had been knocked down, and to top it off, the chandelier had been smashed. Had cost a fair amount of money that chandelier.
The Delightful Children sighed.
"Father will be most unpleased." Their monotone unison whispered, the short blond haired boy reached into his pocket and pulled out a mobile phone, nothing flashy, just a simple little thing, couldn't even text. Why did he have such an uninteresting phone? Because kids that waste their time texting aren't "Delightful" by Father's standards.
The one holding the phone rang a number that the Delightful Children had to ring far too many times.
The boy held the phone slightly in front of face, something he did so all of their voices could be heard.
"Hello, Bob's Fix It?" The five droned in bored, routine fashion.
"Well if it isn't our very best customers! 'Em Kids Next Door break another wall?" The person on the other hand asked in a knowing fashion, heck he loved those Kids Next Door! They were making him a mint!
"Indeed, they did. How quickly can you be over?" The Five kept droning, knowing the person speaking's response.
"We're already there!" There was a knock at the front door, the Delightful Children's butler answered. About five men walked into the house and began the wall repairing that had become habit since they met the Delightful Children.
"Maids!" The five clicked their fingers in unison, and about twenty women in their mid-twenties swarmed around them.
"Yes Masters?"
"Clean up the ice-cream, please."
"Yes Masters." The maids bowed slightly, then got to work.
The Delightful Children watched Bob's Fix It crew rebuilding their houses walls, then turned to their Maids cleaning the ice-cream stains patiently.
"One more call…" they murmured. The blond boy rang one more number, "Father. We lost again, and they broke the chandelier."
"WHAT!" Fire somehow blasted itself through the speakers of the phone, a sure sign that Father's blood had begun to boil.
The Delightful Child's head's hung in shame; even though Father couldn't possible see them.
"I hope you understand that I'll be using you're allowance till we can repair it." Father's scolding voice rang through the air, the Delightful Children sighed out, but they were still hopeful, for their other reason for calling Father.
"Yes Father…um, Father? We had something we'd like to ask."
"And what would that be?"
"Could we invite the Interesting Twins and the Rowdy Hooligans over? For dinner and a status update?" Despite the fact that the Delightful Children couldn't show feeling, there seemed to be hope in their voices…they really wanted this.
"The Twins and Hooligans? Let me check…both groups are free of work for another week…sure! Invite 'em over!" There was a mocking undertone to his voice, and the Delightful Children felt their backs tense slightly.
"Thank you Father…Goodbye now."
"Bye children." Father said in reply, ending the call on his end.
The Delightful Children looked at each other, in mere moments deciding on whom to call first.
"Twins first." The boy dialled another number, which was quickly answered as they made their way upstairs to their bedroom.
"You have reach the-" A females voice spoke out, then stopped.
"Interesting Twins From below the Mountain." A male voice finished.
"What, may we ask, do you want?" The voices spoke in unison, and the Delightful Children allowed a slight grin to spread to their faces.
"Twins…"
"Well if it isn't the Delightful Children From Down The Lane." The girl said in surprize.
"What do you want? We're kind of busy right now." The boy said as politely as he could manage.
"We were going to invite you over to ours for Dinner and a status update. Father said you two didn't have any missions, so what are the two of you doing?"
"Practise. Got to keep disguise and espionage skills sharp." They answered.
"Right now we're disguised as monks." The boy giggled slightly,
"But that is of little important." The girl cut off his giggling quickly, and there was a cough as the boy calmed himself.
"We'll be at yours shortly." They said in final unison. Then the line cut short.
Across the pond in good old England, some Hooligans were running amuck. The short, blond haired boy, known as Jeff to his mates, was currently having an umbrella fight with Numbuh 122, the suit wearing KND operative who lead Sector E.
Jeff giggled as Numbuh 122 kept missing him; it was rather easy to distract him too.
"I ever tell ya One twenty two that that is a fine whistle you have there?" Jeff smirked, knowing how this would turn out. Numbuh 122 looked down at his suit, grinned slightly and looked back up and tipped his hat.
"Thank you. That was rather nice of you."
"No problem mate!" Jeff wielded the umbrella like a bat, and wacked Numbuh 122 upside the head. And just like that, Numbuh 122 was off to dream land.
"I'm avin' a right bubble thrashing this guy."
"Jeff, dog n bones ringin'!" The female member of the Hooligans shouted, throwing him a phone. Her name was Jenny and she was the one dressed as a beefeater.
Jeff caught the phone and answered.
"'Ello then! It's Jeff, leader of the Rowdy Hooligans From Across The Square! 'Ow can I 'elp you then?"
"Hello Jeffery, it's us." A monotone of voices spoke at once. To any normal child, this would have been slightly chilling, but to a guy like Jeff it was like old memories.
"Well if it ain't The Delightful Children From Down Lane! It's been awhile Guvs, what's been 'appenin'?" Well talking Jeff glanced at his two teammates, Jenny and the female Sector E member, Numbuh 513, were fighting. Jeff thought Numbuh 513 had an unfair advantage, but Jenny was holding up.
"That's me girl…" Jeff mumbled. Lucky the Delightful Children didn't hear him clearly enough to make out his phrase.
Jenny and Numbuh 513 were going back on forth, Numbuh 513 trying hard to smash her scarfs arms into Jenny, but Jenny was too fast. In Jenny's arms was a black staff, which she used to stab through Numbuh 513's scarfs.
"Well that wasn't nice of ya." Numbuh 513 mumbled in pain, the landing had hurt some.
"Stop whining or I'll break your chalk farm." Jenny said annoyed, and Numbuh 513 shivered as she crawled back slightly.
"Something wrong Jeffery?" The voices of the Delightful Children returned, and Jeff began focusing again.
"Oh, sorry 'bout that guvs. Just…makin' sure my teams doing well, doin' good out there Jen!" Jeff waved at Jenny, who waved back with a giggle.
"Anyways guvs, how about we rabbit on a bit, huh?"
"Sorry, no time for talking. We called to invite you over to our house for dinner and a status update of events." The tone in their voice didn't change, but Jeff's did.
"You want us to come over? That's like a fifteen-million hour flight or somethin'!"
"It is a long flight over…you and you're Hooligans can stay for a week. With free food." Jeff could slightly hear some form of smugness. Jeff sighed, it was a well-known fact between the three groups of Delightfulized Children that the Rowdy Hooligans would do most things for some food.
"Dodge! Stop messin' with Numbuh 437! We've a plane to catch!" Jeff yelled, the biggest member of the Hooligans nodded slightly and threw the big police office like operative to the floor.
"Guvs, you've got yourselves a deal. We'll be right over, I'm sure it'll be a bubble of a time!"
"We can't wait to see you and your group again…"
"Likewise! Bye for now mates!" Jeff hung up and turned to Dodge and Jenny.
"Come on guys. We've a plane to catch." They walk over to a bus stop, and climbed on board completely forgetting about the Kids Next Door.
Numbuh 122 leaned up from his dazed state.
"Well, looks like we're in a spot of bother." He then fell back to the ground.
This is my first time with a KND fanfic, so some feedback would be great!
Also, besides RHFATS' accents, if you see any mistakes point them out. Thank you.