You`re like a sheet of ice,
with children playing.
You bend under the pressure,
But you`re not breaking,
And I admire you for that.
I was just a puppet,
Without a Master.
My strings had gone slack,
But it didn`t matter,
'Cause you were there for me.
You tugged lightly at the thin, invisible cords,
Maneuvering me, whenever you got bored.
And so I melt,
My hand in your ice-cold one.
And so I freeze,
Because of this coolkid next to me.
Freezing,
Frosty,
Cold,
Icy.
But so much more.
Dave.
You`re...
Such a coolkid.
You`re like a long, long road,
With cracks in the pavement.
Crumbling and crappy,
But still not caving.
And I hate that (and love it at the same time.)
Meanwhile I`m still limply hanging,
Growing dust and waiting,
For someone to come along,
And finally play with me.
Who`d of thought it`d be you?
You tugged gently at the thin, invisible cords,
Adjusting me, whenever you got bored.
And so I melt,
My hand in your ice-cold one.
And so I freeze,
Because of this coolkid next to me.
Freezing,
Frosty,
Cold,
Icy.
But so much more.
Dave.
You`re...
Such a coolkid.
What a joke.
Lemme help you out.
(Commence epic beat boxing, courtesy of Bro.)
Hey Dave, bro, I think this girl`s got the hots for you,
Even though you`re ice-cold, made of snow,
She`s still got a thing for you,
Wanting to mack on you, platonically, of course,
While you make her dance like a puppet *wink, wink* and she`ll love it, too.
Now I`m practically through, spitting out these... not-so-mad rhymes like... a dragon spits fire.
So I bid you good day with a less than three,
And when you listen to this song make sure to thank me,
Because this was dull as a sledgehammer 'fore I came along.
...
I didn`t require your help, Dirk.
I believe you`ve made it worse.
*Heavy sigh.*
Welp.
You snipped the thin, invisible cords,
Allowing me, to never grow bored again!
And so I melt,
My hand in your ice-cold one.
And so I freeze,
Because of this coolkid next to me.
Freezing,
Frosty,
Cold,
Icy.
But so much more.
Dave.
You`re...
Such a coolkid.
(Such a coo-hoo-hoo-hoohoohoohoohoohoohool kid. Such a coolkid.)
Dave.
Da-a-ave.
Dave.
Is such a coolkid (and my best friend [less than three.])
A/N: Comedy and rapping... I`m not good at it.
I hope you enjoyed this pitiful excuse at humor, and Bro`s epic rap.
THIS IS A TOTALLY PLATONIC SONG/POEM/THING.
And I love you all.