A/N: Hola, another weird story that's just here, and, and that's just it.ya
know?
F-Dawg Breaks It Down
Yo yo!!! Wasssaaaap!!!
I'm bringin this joint to ya from B.E. up in M.E. Loose wit my homies trippin flippin wicked can't ya see I been down in the ghetto Mordor, in them cracks Rappin, slammin down track after track Kiss mah ass, takin ya back, this and that Bonnie & Clyde, shake it up tonite Who's yo dawg? Doin mah song, drillin Saruman and Sauron Givin them the twist, the shit, everybody loves it Orcs, Uruk-Hai, Wraiths ain't got no wits Idiots goin thru Middle-Earth looking for this (holds up ring) I'll give em the whoop ass Problem child Kiss ass Lick ass Be that Be bad YEOW! Duct taping up Elrond's mouth Shutting him in a storage closet Deposit, and lock the keys up See ya later, ya ol fart See, I am smart? Dun need ya skills Got hit wit a Morgul knife Still livin mah life Witout no more problems Got Arwen to myself Raped Estel, dragged him to the cell Took Anduril
Yo, man stop Dis shit ain't rite You know betta than to take a friendz wife The ring's screwed you up big time Makin you rhyme Consuming you mind Makin ya kill Baby, All for the thrill You know in yourself This ain't gonna help Try and wonder why You ain't gonna get by Ring's gotta mind of its own It'll take ya all alone Throw ya down Spit ya out Useless now Come to your senses Destroy the ring Ain't no bling bling Kill the evil Destroy it all Or your kingdom will fall To darkness and hell Gotchu under its spell Enslaving the free Breakin the peace Wake ya from your beauty sleep The world's at an end You're thinking 'But then again I could've destroyed it then' Ain't no more time for regrets Gotta get your ass outside 'fore it gets fried For Sauron to torture you DAMN ELBERETH!! You fool Why'd ya hafta go and do this to the free world too?
Jeez, never meant for it to be so obscene and dark. Yeesh, sorry about the potty mouth-ishness. Weird rite? Go on flame. But it would be nice to get nice reviews. I just wrote wut rhymed and what came to mind! Guess that's what happens when you're a fan of Eminem and also obsess over Lotr-hehe. You get psychologically twisted, that's what!!!!
F-Dawg Breaks It Down
Yo yo!!! Wasssaaaap!!!
I'm bringin this joint to ya from B.E. up in M.E. Loose wit my homies trippin flippin wicked can't ya see I been down in the ghetto Mordor, in them cracks Rappin, slammin down track after track Kiss mah ass, takin ya back, this and that Bonnie & Clyde, shake it up tonite Who's yo dawg? Doin mah song, drillin Saruman and Sauron Givin them the twist, the shit, everybody loves it Orcs, Uruk-Hai, Wraiths ain't got no wits Idiots goin thru Middle-Earth looking for this (holds up ring) I'll give em the whoop ass Problem child Kiss ass Lick ass Be that Be bad YEOW! Duct taping up Elrond's mouth Shutting him in a storage closet Deposit, and lock the keys up See ya later, ya ol fart See, I am smart? Dun need ya skills Got hit wit a Morgul knife Still livin mah life Witout no more problems Got Arwen to myself Raped Estel, dragged him to the cell Took Anduril
Yo, man stop Dis shit ain't rite You know betta than to take a friendz wife The ring's screwed you up big time Makin you rhyme Consuming you mind Makin ya kill Baby, All for the thrill You know in yourself This ain't gonna help Try and wonder why You ain't gonna get by Ring's gotta mind of its own It'll take ya all alone Throw ya down Spit ya out Useless now Come to your senses Destroy the ring Ain't no bling bling Kill the evil Destroy it all Or your kingdom will fall To darkness and hell Gotchu under its spell Enslaving the free Breakin the peace Wake ya from your beauty sleep The world's at an end You're thinking 'But then again I could've destroyed it then' Ain't no more time for regrets Gotta get your ass outside 'fore it gets fried For Sauron to torture you DAMN ELBERETH!! You fool Why'd ya hafta go and do this to the free world too?
Jeez, never meant for it to be so obscene and dark. Yeesh, sorry about the potty mouth-ishness. Weird rite? Go on flame. But it would be nice to get nice reviews. I just wrote wut rhymed and what came to mind! Guess that's what happens when you're a fan of Eminem and also obsess over Lotr-hehe. You get psychologically twisted, that's what!!!!