When God came back
AN: After seeing the final, I was thinking what is going to happen when God decide to come back in heaven and find only Metatron.
So this story is about God coming back, his reaction and what happens in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Earth.
I don't own the characters of supernatural, those credits goes to all the crew, producers and writers.
I only own my mistakes and my not so flawless English, I'm Dutch.
Heaven office
God stepped into his office, seeing a chair who looked familiar to a chair of the dentist.
'That's strange' God was thinking 'Since when angels need dental care?'
He walked out and saw no angels, God thought that the angels were discussing the problems caused by demons.
But everywhere he looked, there were no angels in heaven.
Except for his secretary Metatron.
'Metatron' God spoke 'Where are the angels?'
Metatron was shocked when God spoke to him and looked at the Creator.
He didn't say anything.
'Metatron, Answer me' God commanded.
'They left Father, They all left.' Metatron said.
'By themselves?' God asked.
'Yes' Metatron lied.
God knew that Metatron lied to him and he didn't like it, but he didn't show it.
'What was the occasion why all the angels left' God asked.
'Castiel and the Winchesters needed their help Father.' Metatron lied again.
God knew that Dean Winchester hate the angels and called them 'Dicks with Wings' and that Castiel never asked an angels for help, let alone all the angels after all he did.
And he knew that the angels never wanted to help Sam, the man who's tainted with Demon blood.
God wanted to know more of this 'help' and He asked Metatron why.
'They are closing the gates of hell and they can't do it without some angelic assistance' Metatron lied.
God had enough, he knew that Castiel was strong enough to help the Winchesters by himself.
He wanted to ask Metatron to tell him the truth before he saw a little light-blue light on Metatron's neck
'Metatron, are you telling me the truth and I know when you lie?' God asked
Metatron looked frightened but he regained his calm and said he was telling the truth.
'So if you are telling me the truth, why did you looked so scared just seconds ago?' God said.
Metatron cursed in his thoughts and he knew what happen when God found out when you lie again.
'Metatron, do I have to go to Castiel for confirming your story?' God said.
'No Father, I banned all the angels out of heaven' Metatron confessed defeated.
'YOU DID WHAT?' God yelled, causing the whole heaven to shake.
'HOW DID YOU DO THAT AND MORE IMPORTANT, WHO'S GRACE IS THAT ON YOUR NECK?'
Metatron knew he was in trouble and told God everything.
God was angry and he demanded the vial with Castiel's grace.
Metatron gave it to him and God locked him up in a room.
God knew how to punish Metatron but he couldn't do it alone.
Meanwhile in the roadhouse in heaven
The ground was shaking and Ash looked at Bobby.
When the ground stopped shaking, Ash said: 'What the hell was that?'
'I haven't got a frikking clue ya idjit.' Bobby said
'I think daddy's home and the angels fucked up' Pamela said when she came to the door.
'Pamela, nice to see those pretty eyes again' Bobby said before Pamela hugged him and knocked the air out of him.
'Yes it's nice to see everything again' Pamela said.
'Do you know what is happening, because there is no angels coming here for the last month' Ash asked.
'What I know is that one of the angels got some spell to banish all the angels out of heaven' Pamela said.
'So ye're mean that all the angels are fallen to earth?' Bobby asked.
'Yes all the angels except the angel who performed that spell and Castiel, who's human now.' Pamela said.
'What ye're mean, he's human now?' Bobby asked.
'Castiel was one of the necessary ingredients for the spell, or shall I say his grace.' Pamela said 'Castiel was already fallen before all the angels fell and probably see them falling out of the sky too'
'Balls, that idjit have too much heart and he's just, like Dean said, A frikking baby in a trenchcoat.' Bobby said.
Ash listen to them and when there was silence, he said: 'So what happens next?'
'I can tell you that' A voice said.
Bobby turned around and he looked shocked.
'Chuck?' Bobby said.
The man smiled and said: 'Not really, I'm God'
Pamela, ash and Bobby kneeled before him and God commanded them to stand up.
'So almighty God, what's going on?' Pamela said.
'Metatron was the angel who put a spell to cast all the angels out of heaven.' God said.
'Well excuse my language but how the hell did he do that?' Bobby asked.
'He killed a nephilim, got a bow of a cupid and he stole Castiel's grace to complete the spell.' God answered.
Bobby looked surprised and said: 'At least you are more relaxed than the idjit who always said to not blasmerry.'
God smiled and asked them about the whereabouts of the Winchesters.
Bobby didn't know because he was in hell until six months ago but he said that a vampire named Benny knew more.
God thanked Bobby and left.
Meanwhile in purgatory.
Benny walked in the forest and was in attack mode when the ground was shaking.
'What the hell was that?' Benny said.
One of the dead angels, Gabriel, said: 'That sounded like dad'
The other angel, Balthazar, looked at Gabriel and said: 'Really after all these years, he decide to show up again?'
There was a third angel, Naomi, and she smiled.
'Dad? You mean God is back?' Benny asked.
'Yes' all three angels answered at the same time.
'But why is He back, I mean Cassie was looking for Him everywhere with Dean's amulet' Gabriel said.
'Dean's amulet? I don't recall that Dean wore an amulet.' Balthazar said.
'I know, Dean gave Cassie the amulet to find Dad but didn't and gave it back to Dean when Dean and Sam went to heaven to find Joshua. But Dean's heaven was about family and Sam's not, so Dean threw the amulet, which he got from Sam, into the trash bin. I think that Dean and Cassie both lost their faith at the same time.' Gabriel said
'I don't think that Castiel lost his faith because when he and Dean were here, he always had this golden amulet in his hands when Dean was sleeping. I asked him about it and he told me this story and Castiel got the amulet out of the trash bin and saved it.' Benny said
Naomi said: 'I saw it too but we all know how strong the bond between Castiel and Dean is and I think that Castiel is saving the amulet to give it back to Dean.'
'Naomi you mean that our dear Cassie is in love with Dean.' Balthazar said.
'So that's how the connection broke. Dean said that he needed Castiel and that they were family' Naomi said.
'I knew that the angels didn't need dental care, although I have my suspicions about Gabriel here.' A voice said.
The angels were shocked and the kneeled before the man, Benny quickly kneeled after the angels.
'Father after all these years, why did you come back?' Gabriel said.
'Because Metatron banished all the angels from heaven. I can't be away for a few months before you all fucked up heaven.' God said.
'Father with all due respect but it's been four years since you left' Balthazar said.
'Nonsense it's still 2009, I come to stop the apocalypse.' God said.
'Father it's 2013, the Winchesters stopped the apocalypse by sending Lucifer back in the cage. Unfortunately Michael is trapped in the cage too, along with Adam who couldn't be saved when Sam got out.' Naomi said.
God couldn't believe it, the apocalypse was already stopped by two hunters, an old drunk and a fallen angel.
God listen to the story told by the angels and the vampire.
When they finished, God asked them where to find the Winchesters.
Naomi said where they were.
'But you better go through hell before walking on earth' Samandriel said when he walked to the group 'I'll show you the way'
Meanwhile in the cage in hell.
Adam snuggled between the archangels when the ground began to shake.
'Adam, stand behind me.' Michael said.
'Mike, Lucy, what is happening?' Adam said while he stood behind the archangels.
Mike and Lucy looked at each other and said at the same time: 'Father is back.'
'It feels like he pissed about something' Adam said.
'He is. Last time he was that pissed, I was cast down here.' Lucy said.
Mike looked at his brother and charge with confusion
Adam saw the look on Mike's face and said: 'It's an another word for being angry, although angry is mildly expressed.'
'What happened in heaven what caused some outburst from God?' Adam asked.
'Don't know but it isn't good' Lucy said.
'How long before he calmed down?' Adam asked.
Mike and Lucy looked at each other and Lucy said: 'Well in heaven it's maybe a minute, in purgatory it is fifteen minutes, on earth it is thirty minutes which means in here it last a day.'
'Fuck, how can we sleep with a "hell quake" ?' Adam asked.
Mike looked at Lucy and they nodded, knowing what to do.
Mike took Adam to their makeshift bed and lay him down before he lay next to him and wrapped his wings around Adam.
When Adam woke up, the ground didn't shake anymore and he was relieved.
Only thing was that the wings around him was different with the one he saw before he went to sleep.
Adam recognized the wings, they belong to Lucy, who switched with Mike after twelve hours.
But then he heard a unfamiliar voice, telling Mike about the situation.
Lucy woke up and let go of Adam before he stood up and walked to Mike.
'Father why are you here?' Lucy asked.
'Lucifer, I'm happy to see you protecting a human and I was just passing by. Michael tell you everything.' God said
Adam kneeled and said: 'Are my brothers okay?'
God smiled and said: 'I don't know, they are my next destination. Can I pass them a message from you?'
'Yes if it isn't too much of a burden, but I want to know when the fuck are they going to get me out of here. Excuse my language and tell them that Mike and Lucy are nice to me and each other' Adam said blushing
'It isn't but I'll pass the message like you said it. But getting you out of here isn't important right now, maybe later I don't know but trust me okay.' God said.
Adam looked at Mike and Lucy, they let Adam know that they trust Him and Adam said to God: 'I trust Mike and Lucy and if they both trust you, I'll trust you too.'
'That's all I'm asking for' God said before he said goodbye and walked away.
When God disappeared, Lucy asked Mike what Father told him.
'The angels are cast out of heaven, they all have fallen. Metatron had put a spell and Father was pissed at him, so he locked him up in a room in heaven.' Mike said.
'How did he do that?' Lucy said.
'He told Castiel that he wanted to close heaven and let Castiel kill a nephilim and take the bow of a cupid before he killed Naomi, who warned Castiel of Metatron but Castiel didn't believe her and went to heaven to kill her. But Metatron caught him and took Castiel's grace before sending him to earth as a human.' Mike said
'So Father is going to them, why?' Lucy asked.
'To asked them for help, Father have Castiel's grace to reverse the spell but he need their help.' Mike said.
'But why ?' Adam asked.
'It turns out that Dean and Sam are the rightful heirs to the man of letters, which means that you are too and they have a prophet' Mike said
Lucy and Adam listen to Mike when he continued.
Meanwhile in the men of letters bunker on earth.
'Holy fuck since when do you have earthquakes in Kansas?' Dean yelled while he grabbed Cas on his sleeve and walked to the doorframe, while Sam and Kevin walked to an another doorframe.
'Don't know but it isn't a regular earthquake' Sam said.
Dean looked at Cas, his angel turned human and saw the frightened look on his face.
Dean held Cas in his arms, letting Cas hiding his face in his neck and hold on to him.
Dean tried to calm him down by stroking his hair and whispering; 'It's okay Cas, it going to be okay'
'I'm scared, what if Metatron is trying to get rid of all of us?' Cas said
'I don't think that douche bag is that strong to cause an earthquake Cas, he isn't exactly an arch angel' Dean said.
'But who or what is it? I mean Michael and Lucifer are in the cage, Gabriel and Raphael are dead and God is MIA and that's are all the powerful ones in heaven.' Sam asked.
'How long does this going to last?' Kevin asked after a while when the shaking descend.
Dean sighed and looked at the clock, who miraculously stayed on the wall and said: 'About thirty minutes'
The ground stopped shaking and everyone were looking at the damage, which was none.
When they put on the TV, the news was all about the strange earthquake and there was no damage at all.
Cas did his head tilt and Dean barely contain himself for jumping Cas his bones.
But then Cas screamed in pain and pulled a glowing necklace out of the pocket of his trenchcoat.
'He's here' Cas said with wide eyes.
'Who's here?' Dean asked
Cas looked at the others and he said: 'God is here'
Before Dean could ask more, God was in the bunker and shut the amulet off.
Sam and Dean finally saw that Cas had the amulet after all these years after Dean threw it away.
'You got the amulet and kept it?' Dean asked.
'Yes I did' Cas said while he looked to the ground.
Dean walked to Cas and shocked everyone in the room by kissing Cas.
Cas and Sam were surprised because they both thought that Dean would yell at Cas.
A loud ahem was heard and everyone looked at the man.
'Are you god ?' Sam asked and God nodded.
'You son of a bitch, where were you when the world needed you, when we needed you?' Cas yelled: 'I prayed to you, every single time I got nothing, you could stop me for open purgatory and unleashed those leviathans, you could stop me for breaking Sam's wall, you could prevent everything but where were you?'
'On a tortilla .' God said while Dean chuckled.
'You weren't on any fucking flat bread' Cas yelled.
'Okay stop before somebody cause a holy fucking earthquake again' Dean said.
'Don't blasmerry in front of my father' Cas said.
God smiled and said : 'Bobby was right about that.'
'About what?' Sam asked: 'And where did you see him?'
'In the roadhouse in heaven and he said he was surprised I didn't lecture him when he did that and that Castiel would. But he called you an unknown word all the time.' God said
'You mean idjit, yeah that's Bobby's way of affection, Feathers is also one for Cas.' Dean said.
'Cas? What happened to Castiel' God asked
'It's a shorten version of my name.' Cas said.
'It's a nickname, just like Gabe for Gabriel, Balthy for Balthazar and Charlie for Charlene.' Sam said: 'And Sammy, Sasquatch, moose or gigantor are not nicknames.'
'Actually they are and Sam how can you forget Gabriel's nickname for you?' Cas said.
'Gabe didn't have a nickname for me' Sam said.
'Before you continue, I have some message for you from Bobby, Ash, Pamela, Gabriel, Balthazar, Naomi, Samandriel and Adam.' God said.
'What is it?' Dean asked.
'Bobby said you frikking idjits have to fuck up again, Ash said that you are always welcome to the roadhouse, Pamela's message was for Castiel saying that you are forgiven, Which I don't know why, Balthazar's message was for Dean and Castiel and he said to kiss each other because you two already have eye sex, Naomi wanted to say sorry, Samandriel forgave Naomi and He forgive you too, Adam said he want to know when the fuck are you going to get him out of hell, his words not mine and Gabriel's message was for Sam, saying I love you Kiddo.' God said
Sam blushed, Cas, Dean and Kevin were speechless.
After a while, Dean asked God why he's here.
'I need your help, I found out that Metatron is the one who caused all the angels fell and it's time to take back my place.' God said
'Okay and why didn't you came back when you were needed?' Dean asked.
'I needed a break, get new ideas for the angels and live like a human' God said 'the angels get free will but they have to obey my orders too.'
'How can you get your place back?' Dean asked 'And why do you need our help?'
'To take back my place and let all the angels return to heaven, I have to create a vessel for Michael, I need Lucifer's vessel before Sam, Don't worry they kiss and make up already and are protecting your brother Adam, I also need to cure a vampire and resurrect an arch angel and two angels' God said 'You know where Gabriel, Samandriel and Balthazar died and where the vampire is buried'
'Okay Gabriel died in the Elysian motel in Munchie, Indiana, Balthazar died in a warehouse in Kansas and don't know about Alfie, last I know Cas brought him to heaven.' Dean said.
'That's okay I know where Samandriel's body is, now I need some blood of you and Sam for the vessels for Michael and Lucifer, Don't worry Sam, after all you and your brother done, you will be clean from the demon blood' God said while holding two vials.
Dean held his arm and God held one vial to his arm until there was enough blood and walked to Sam to clean him and when God nodded, Sam held his arm to the empty vial.
God smiled and said he stayed in touch.
Before he disappeared, Dean gave him a cell phone just in case they were on a hunt and Cas told him how it works.
God disappeared and Cas still holding the amulet, walked to Dean to give it to him.
Dean took the amulet and did something what nobody should expect, he put on the amulet on Cas, saying: 'You've earned it and I know I got this from Sam but Cas I love you and I want you to have it.'
AN2: Okay it was meant to be a one-shot, but this story is writing himself.
By the way, Michael is looking like young John and Lucifer get Nick again.
About the time different, we all know that one month on earth is ten year in hell so I kinda calculate that one day in hell is thirty minutes on earth and in heaven it was a minute so I kinda got purgatory between heaven and earth timeline.
God was in this story MIA after Lucifer was free from the cage and took Chuck as his vessel not knowing that the apocalypse was stopped at the time.
Should I continue or leave it like this? Oh please review