10 ways To Kill Medusa

by KTdidn'tIsweartogod

my next 10 ways to kill is on my leat favorite soul eater character there are others but none tops medusa so i'm sorry if i offended you in this oh and pm me if i forgot any good ones only for humor reasons k

10 Ways To Kill Medusa

Slice her head off.

Use the original medusa's head to turn her to stone.

Feed her to the Keshin.

Call the Police and accuse her of child abuse.

Let Maka at her.

Tell BlackStar she thinks she is greater than him.

Make her drink clean water or holy water. (arsenic or other posin might make her stronger I don't know)

Remove all of Eureka's snakes and tell the Mizune's Medusa killed their relative.

Ask her who Crona's father is then beat her till she stops twitching.

Stab her repeatedly then take Excalibur and stab her again.

Maka: whoop whoop come on Crona let's kill your mother

Crona: O-Ok.

Me: I'll get Excalibur FOOL!

Excalibur: FOOL!

BlackStar: did you have to bring Him

Me: do we want this bitch gone or what?

BS: Fine!

2 hours later

Dad: What did you do today?

Sis: school.

Dad: and you Kaitlynne?

Me: oh well me, Maka, Crona, and BlackStar killed Medusa today.

Dad: WHAT!