Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, or any part of what it's related to. So STFU. Uh-huh read on..

Ash and Misty had had a long night of sleeping. Well, no, not sleeping. Making love. So they decided to rest. They both took a long nap until they heard a sound.

"PIKAAA PIKAAA" they heard down the corridors of the hotel.

It startled them so they jumped. And ran out into the hallway to see what all the commotion was. One thing they forgot, their clothes.

Misty looked down at Ashes man parts, and her eyes widened.

"OMFG ASH! I didn't know you were that small down there!" screamed Misty in anger.

Ash (now embarassed) said, "Not my fault I'm part Chinese, I tried Miracle grow but that made my.. 'thing' all saggy!"

They totally forgot all about the noise they heard, so they continued fighting.

Misty said something bad about how Ash worked it in bed.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Ash yelled, "If I was so bad, how come you were screaming my name?"

"Well, if you weren't so caught up in looking at yourself in the mirror, then you'd know I was screaming 'Ash, I can't feel anything it's too small!'"

Ash was tired of fighting and now depressed because of his small wang. Then something squealed "PIKAAAAA".

They both heard it and followed the sound, this time without any distractions.

They stopped in front of a door that had the words "Gettin' Jiggy" on the front, it had no room number.

The shreaks coming from the room turned into moans, which suddenly got louder and louder.

"PIKA! PIKA! PIKA! PIKAAAA! PIKAAAA.. PIKUHHH UHHH!" they heard again.

They knocked on the door.

No answer.

They knocked again.

Once again, no answer.

Now they could hear bed springs added with the moaning.

"Ohhhh, PIKAAACHUUU!" said a voice within the walls of which the door lead into.

"PIKACHU! MY PIKACHU!" Ash cried in disbelief.

"Ha, your Pokemon is doing it with a giiirl in there" taunted Misty.

"We have to open this door, this instant!"

Ash heaved on the door, which his stubbyness couldn't open it.

"Damn, my manlyness can't open the door." ash said, sadly.

Misty grabbed Ashes.. "Man part" and stuck it in the door hole, and surprisingly the door unlocked.

They slowly peeked through the door, without making a sound. What was it that they saw? C'mon I think you know.

Sex?

NO YOU PERV.

They were playing twister on a bed!

Ok, maybe I lied, a bit. BUT! The twister thing wasn't all a lie. They were doing 'it' on top of a twister map.. if that counts?

Ash got a little bit too excited at the sight, and well, you know what happens when men get excited.

Pikachu was riding on top of some girl, yes I know dirty Pikachu.

He wasn't even using a.. Pokedom. (Condom in Pokeland.)

Ash then started touching himself.. and a moan escaped his mouth.

"AHHHHH!" screamed Pikachu in horror, then covered his.. whatever Pikachu's have.

"It's ok." said Ash calmly, "Continue.."

"WTF PEEKY, YOU SAID WE'D DO THIS ALONE." said the girl that Pikachu was banging.

Just to let you all know, Pikachu hiered her, she's really a female Prostitute with a death wish to get AIDS and herpes and all those other fun diseases you get from sex that you can't cure.

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