Hey, I just made this story a tad bit better like, separating (damn it, how do you spell that word xD) the speach things and adding a few things aswel. ---- Sheesh, what a crappy sentence...

I don't own Naruto -sniff-, and thank Kami I do not own Sasuke!!

How Sasuke became popular.

Chapter 1

"ITACHIIIII!!" The fan girls squealed as they saw him go by. He began to run, like he did always on the way to work. "GET HIM!! EEEEE!!!!" The ground started to rumble as the group of girls began chasing after him. This was why Itachi had always been so fit in his academy days. Being chased by girls everyday can do a lot to you.

"Hey Itachi, how's it going? Heading to work are you?" a man said cheerfully to Itachi and waved, expecting an answer. All he got was a bunch of wind blown in his face as Itachi zoomed by and a horde of girls screaming at his heels. The same happened at work and on the way home.

"Welcome home big brother!" Sasuke ran to greet him with a giant hug. Sasuke wasn't popular in school at all, no girls really glanced at him and he got average grades in school, he was basically, nothing special. "Can you teach me shuriken today!?" he asked sweetly.

"I'm sorry, cant right now, I have to prepare for my nightly attack from my fan girls!!" Itachi replied grimly and ran up to his room to set more traps. That night while Itachi lay in his bed expecting a fan girl to jump out from under his bed any minute, he started to wonder. "Man, little Sasuke is so lucky!! He has no fan girls at all! Why do I have to put up with them and not him!? What makes him so, NOT great!?" he asked himself grumpily and missed the girly giggle that came from his closet. "I mean, hey, I'm normal too. I have no super powers! Why am I so popular with the girls!?" he turned over onto his side. It just wasn't fair to him. But then he remembered something interesting he had heard some people at work talking about…

--------flash back--------

"Yo, gym. Did cha hear? A couple of ninja found some odd information about this organization that is forming off in some little city somewhere." The first ANBU member whispered to another who was standing listening to him in a corner. Just as the guy said that, Itachi was walking by and stopped to listen in to this 'odd information'.

"What is it bud?" the second ANBU asked his friend.

"Well I'm not sure on the details but there's a small organization gathering up somewhere in a small city near Larry woods (I just made that name up, who knows were it started…). I think its called The Akatsuki or something…." The first ANBU replied and both the men started working again.

--------Flashback End--------

Itachi grinned, "Hmmm, I should look more into that, I think I have a plan going through my head…." Itachi thought to himself and suddenly three squealing girls jumped out of his closet and started running at him.

Chapter end

Yeah I know it's awfully stupid, but I wanted to write it down. It will get funnier, in a way, so don't worry. There's only going to be 3 chapters so please keep reading. Oh and I know there VERY short, but I didn't want to make it a one page story…I like writing stories with chapters, teehee.

Oh yes, and if you've noticed this story being updated alot please just ignore it, it kind of helps me get more reviews. I know it bugs you so I'm going to slow down alittle. ---- So sorry TT.