WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M STILL ALIVE!
This fic was deleted, but I've reposted it.
Yes, how could I give up on this fic, exactly, I couldn't : ) I lost all of the chapters except for this one and all the other ones posted after it, I have a new chapter all written up, but I'm just posting some of the older ones, so new reviewers can get a little background. BTW I did change some lines in this fic, but for the better, because some were kinda lame.
So yeah, on with it!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own it oh yes, and thanks to Happynutcase, who lemme use her Car dude, for one chapter, if you don't know what I'm talking about, go read her fic Artemis Fowl Hotline HIYAAA!
No thank you's yet : (
I thought I should put the names of all the characters, since to many this will be your first time reading this fic, so here's all the non-AF characters that you'll be seeing in this fic (all chapters, unless they stop reviewing)
VGW (VampyGenieWitch): This is my good friend Sophie who's been in the old version of this fic since about the 5th chapter, she's insane, don't mind her.
Nutcase(HappyNutcase): This is my OTHER good friend Shannon who's been in the fic a little longer than Sophie, I think the third chapter or so. Yeah, she's insane to, but you may want to mind her, she goes on a biting rampage occasionally.
Idenity(Idenity99): someone who I haven't talked ot in a while, but was a loyal reviewer and got to be in this fic because of her loyalness.
Melabee: Another loyal reviewer who got to be in this fic from her LOYALNESS.
ME(the OddBird, duh): Me, I get to be in this fic out of pure awesomeness. I mean like GEEZ I'm too sexy to leave out ;) Plus, there'd be no host if I wasn't in it.
Bob: This DUDE who is trying to ruin my game show and kill my contestants. He's usually is invisible but CAN turn into A Large Round yellow Smiley face that resembles the Wal-mart smiley face. VERY EVIL, AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
Chapter 1, A remote, a phone, and a glove
Holly was writing a play about different people she knew and has seen in her dreams. She planned on giving it to Artemis as a present, to maybe make him crack a freaking smile. On a CHERRIER side, here was what she wrote:
Me: Welcome back to-
Foaly: Gosh, you don't ALWAYS have to say that…
Me: -electrocutes Foaly-
Artemis: Nice…
Everyone: Shutup Artemis, you're not cool.
Artemis: -sob-
Butler: -who just realized he told Artemis to shutup- Oh
Mulch: Since when does Butler swear?
Me: Since the chapter where he told Juliet to shut the f up…
New Readers (A/N: I LOVE YOUUU): What chapter…
Everyone: Wait, -gasp- OddBird, you SWORE!
Me: Yeah, so –checks rating- Oh $#!
Butler: Uhm yeah so, what are we supposed to be doing?
Idenity: -sneeze-
Juliet: Bless you –gives tissue-
Idenity: Eh, whatever –eats tissue-
-something rings-
VGW: YAY school's OUT!
Nutcase: -is dancing around and knocks the phone off the receiver-
Everyone: -nervous glance around-
Root: Well say hello!
Nutcase: I knew that. Uh…hello?
Dude on other end: Hey it's me again, the car dude, your carphone went dead and hung up
Nutcase: Oh…
VGW: Find my gloves yet?
C.D.: Er, Maybe, I found this sorta see-through one, but it looks like a finger off a glove, is that it?
Everyone: -gags-
Bob: -is eating pancake- MUWHAHA –chokes-
Everyone: -points and laughs- HAHA
C.D.: Wtf is that noise?…
Authoress: -is tempted to write your mom-
Bob: ME
C.D.: Who is…
-phone is taken from Nutcase by an invisible force-
VGW: Oh yeah, Bob can be invisible…
Butler: So THAT'S what I felt in bed last night…
Everyone: Ew…
Mulch: Isn't Bob a guy… O.o
-Bob is busy chatting with C.D.-
Idenity: Yeah, and he ate my pancake, flucker!
Me: -only hearing the last part of the end word- Woah, RATING, oh wait, nevermind
Idenity: It wouldn't have mattered, it's rated Teen…
Me: Yeah, but some bitchy people could report me…
Everyone from the AF books: -reports fic-
Bob: So tea on Sunday is fine with you then?
C.D.: Yeah, just don't tell my wife.
Everyone: Oh dear…
Idenity: -hangs up on C.D. and approaches Bob with haircurler- Oh damn, I CAN'T SEE HIM –sobs and curls hair-
Melabee: NOOO, NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS
Idenity: OMG MY PANCAKE LOVER!
New Readers: Huh…
Everyone: Gumdrop buttons o.O?
-gingerbead man runs by crying and points to VGW-
GM: She stole the gumdrop buttons!
-GM, Nutcase and OddBird turn to VGW-
VGW: Errrrr, well, I kinda ate them but if you really want them back-
Artemis: No, NO we're ok, please, just…don't.
VGW: Ok geez… -sits in corner-
Idenity: -is poking mid-air-
Me: Er, whatcha doin?
Idenity: Trying to find Bob.
Nutcase: Is he lost?
Idenity: NO –sobbing uncontrollably- HE STOLE MY PANCAKE
New Readers: Ok, seriously WHATS UP WITH THE WHOLE PANCAKE THING?
OddBird: PRO DIGGITY DOGS sorry, I had an urge to do that, anyway, yeah Melabee turned into a pancake while we were in Venice one chapter, because a bus ran over her.
Readers: OH YEAH
OddBird: ;) My good memory.
K back to the fic.
VGW: -Is tutting to her pinky finger- tut… tut
Bob: I'm So0oo evil
Foaly: Yet so stupid…
Bob: Come closer Foaly
Foaly: -scared look- Er no, I'm good.
-everyone suddenly dies-
….
Me: (WHO IS SO SPECIAL AND DIDN'T DIE) Oops, wrong action
-everyone suddenly laughs-
Nutcase: -teary eyed laughing- So why are we laughing?
Root: BEWARE THE PENGUINS
Bob: Say wha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-penguins close in on Bob-
Idenity: -grabs her penguin costume and joins in-
Me: -watching the fight and talking to Nutcase- Yeah, I made us laugh because I was bored but-
Studio audience: -claps-
Mulch: huh, when did they get here?
Me: They've been here all along
Everyone: &$#!
Me: Watching your EVERY MOVE
Everyone: (
Me: STALKING YOU FOR-
Mulch: Yeah ok WE GET IT
Bob: -girl scream- AHHHH I'm being attacked by female penguins! SQUEEEEEEEEE
VGW: Should we stop them?
Me: Naw, let him scream some more…
Root: Whilst giving me a headache, GOSH WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE –runs to corner-
Artemis: -walks over and stands in front of Foaly-
Foaly: Sup ARTY
j/k, that sounds like something I'd say
Foaly: Uhmmm, hi…
Artemis: -waves a beer bottle around-
Nutcase: Whatever he's on, I WANT SOME.
Me: Yum, beer –flicks t.v. channels- DAMNIT I MISSED LOST (A/N: I loveeeee that show!)
Artemis: -does Irish jig rapidly-
VGW: Uhm, Clancy, why does you remote have a dance button- OMG I can do that jig SO MUCH FASTER.
Eoin: I beg to differ, I AM Irish –tries to do jig and trips over his shoelace-
Everyone: -points and laughs- AHAHAHAHA
-while they compete, I have fun with the remote buttons-
Me: Cool, a SEX button, hehe, funny word… sex…-presses it-
VGW: -still doing jig- Woah, Artemis I know the competitions hot, but you don't need to take your shirt off, and what the hell are you- AHH! UHG, OH . MY . GOD . EW! –runs away with hands covering eyes-
-penguins finally finish beating Bob and go back home-
Nutcase: -sees VGW coming, occasionally crashing into things cuz her eyes are covered- Woah, what happened? You look like you just saw a nude ghost.
VGW: -whimper- Well, I sort of have…
Nutcase: Oh…ew.
Me: Yeah, well now I'm out of ideas, and this sheet ends here!
Root: Good, so we can stop talking?
Me: Sure –presses mute button-
Foaly: Interesting…
Me: Shutup dude, you're supposed to be muted!
Foaly: D'ARVIT YOU
Me: o.o Uhm, yeah, you're embaressing yourself buddy. Well really, it was Eoin's fault for making such a stupid sounding swear word, BUT WE GOTTA GO ANYWAY so see you next time on WBTDLOE!
OH! BAM! GO ME! I DID put this fic up! I feel so good for finishing it! Well finish typing this up, which really isn't that big of an achievement, but I changed a lot of stuff to. I could REALLY use your reviews, so please review, I'm thinking that I may open 2 spots to be in the fic, one old reviewer that never got a chance to be in it, and a new reviewer, so review and say a bit about yourself and you could be in this fic.
Yours till you fluff my ostrich,
.:The OddBird:.