Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is mentioned in this story. And if you think I'm JKR, you are wrong beyond belief.
Neville stood in the Great Hall along with so many others watching in suspense as Harry and Voldemort dueled until the death.
Then he realized something.
"Oh my God!" he called out suddenly.
Everyone turned to stare at him.
"I let the llamas out of the pen Hagrid!" Neville said, slapping himself sporadically.
"You did wha' now?!" Hagrid boomed, storming over to Neville.
"Excuse me! Do you all, like, not want Voldy to die or something?" Harry said waving his arms frantically.
Voldy looked around, then exclaimed,
"I thought I was filming a Billy Mays commercial…?"
Everyone
stared at Voldy.
Then Billy Mays came in and with the power of Oxy Clean, killed Voldy and put the llamas back into their pen.
And that is how Voldy really died.
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