Disclaimer : Don't own it. Yeah.

This is what happens when my

Best Friend turns me into a

Crazy girl

On a scary Halloween night this is what happens.

Naruto: Where's that Sasuke?

Sakra: It's been 13 hours

Naruto: Hope he's died, well I better try and go find him.

Kakashi: You better take a condom with you.

Naruto: errrr why would I need one?

Kakashi: Let me think about that one. Ha Ha Ha!

Naruto goes to find Sasuke

5 hours later

Sakura: well kakashi you better go find him, by that time I will just sit down and drink soda, oh yeah and wait for him.

Inner Sakura: Yeah right. DIET PEPSI!

Kakashi:Whatever

Sasuke comes back with an axe on his head and is possessed. Naruto's body is down with an axe on his head and is screaming.

Sakura sees a dead ghost and starts screaming "I am Gay"

Kakashi comes back and starts making out with Sakura.

To Be Continued

Yeah... random... ooc... flames cannot be blamed, but please be easy on me, I burn easy.