A/N: Well hi there! I like parody songs, and I've been on this huge HA kick recently. So I thought I'd upload them out of order. This is my latest. The tune is "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup, but I call it "Guy All The Good Girls Want". Of course, it's from Helga's point of view about Arnold – a lot of the songs centre around Helga – but not all of them will! Enjoy!
Nine o'clock, Monday morn, and I'm waiting
To be my nicest to a boy just the same age as me
He's really sweet but he's in love with Lila Sawyer
I don't know why but my heart tells me he is my match
And when he smiles
The whole room lights up and I can't see
Why he should ever choose me
Cause he's playing baseball, giving all our friends advice
Taking notes and listening, honesty shines in his eyes
It's like a bad movie, wish that he could see me
If you were me than you'd be yelling "Someone kill me"
As I fail miserably, trying to get the guy all the good girls want
He's the guy all the good girls want
He's always rushing off to help those in real need
I simply hang back and watch as their problems are gone
I try to be nicer but all I can do is make fun
He doesn't realize I'm the best he could ever have
And when he smiles
The whole room lights up and I can't see
Why he should ever choose me
Cause he's playing baseball, giving all our friends advice
Taking notes and listening, honesty shines in his eyes
He'd choose a girl who's pretty, likes those who are selfless
Open, smart and natural, not like me – a total mess
It's like a bad movie, wish that he could see me
If you were me than you'd be yelling "Someone kill me"
As I fail miserably, trying to get the guy all the good girls want
He's the guy all the good girls want
He's the guy all the good girls want
He's the guy all the good girls want
There he goes again, when school's over
Best friend by his side
Daily heartbreak, I wanna be sedated
Even though it's always me that breaks it
Now I'm playing football, giving our friends bad advice
Drawing hearts and doodling, lying with my words and eyes
Never looking pretty, never thinking selflessly
All I got's a locket, locket, locket
It's like a bad movie, wish that he could see me
If you were me than you'd be yelling "Someone kill me"
As I fail miserably, trying to get the guy all the good girls want
He's the guy all the good girls want (x6)
Did you like it? Hate it? Be sure to let me know in a review! And tell me, which song parody would you like to see first out of: Taylor Swift's "Love Story", The Little Mermaid's "Kiss The Girl" and Natasha Bedingfield's "These Words"?