Dumbledore and harry had just overdosed on some cocaine they had stole from mcgonigals purse when hagrit found them. "what are ya doin ya fukin fagget dogz" he said as he gazed over the two so called wizards passed out on the floor of the grindore common room. Hagrit and dumbledore woke up and tossed a bottle of vodka at hagrit for waking them up, the bottle hit hagrid in the forehead and shatterd in to pieces apon making contact with the miserable fat oaf's fore head. Hagrit then fell to the ground and hit his head on the coffey table. "That's what the fat cunt deserves for wakin us up" said dumbledore as he walked over to hagrits lifeless body as he began kicking furiously into the fat giants abdomen. Well what are we gonna do about this then? said Harry as he started to relieze what would happen if the other teachers found out about the incident. Dumbledore turned to harry and said "well wat do ya think ya dumb fucking four eye'd cunt we chuck him in the forest ya shit hed". Harry then turnd to Hagrit and said okay then cunt pick him up. Dumbledore looked at harry and said what the fuck cunt ya dont exceptext me to carry this fat fuck around by myself do ya? he must weigh obver 300 pounds ya fuckwit. Harry and dumbledore waisted no time and quikly grabed hagrit, harry grabbed his arms and dumbledore grabbed hisfeet they then proccedded to carry the fat ogre looking thing out of the building and down past hagrits hut (crak factory). As harry and dumbledore turned the corner of hagrits hut they were confonted by a tall man and a trio of small midget looking people. "who da fucks there" dumbledore yelled. As the shadowy figues grew nearer the faces of whome began to look clearer. It was Gangelf the grey and sam, frodo and pippin. "wheres me munnay cunt!" said gandelf as he grabbed dumbledore by the collar. "I dont owe ya shit cunt" said dumbledore. What about that weed ya stole of me at that party last year cunt said gandelf. Harry then punched gandelf in the back of the head and knocked him out in one punch. Dumbledore turned to the trio of hobbits and pulled out a knife and said what are youse cunts gonna do about it then dogs. The trio of hobbits then ran away leaving gandelf behind. "haha fuckin faggots" said dumbledore "yeah the cunts legged it after i knocked gandelf out aye" said harry "yea mate they sure did, your not to bad ya four eyed cunt" said dumbledore. The duo of wizards then proccedded to pick hagit up and take him to the forbidden forest. The two then dropped the stupid fat ugly idiot in the forest and went back to the common room wear they sniffed some petrol and passed out after a long days work. THE END