Hi! I'm back! Thanx for all my reviewers. I'm in the middle of my exams but still wrote this fic! So enjoy!

Disclaimer: "I own beyblade I was makin' the season 5…"…when I was shaken awake.Pooh…

This fic is dedicated to Raven Adamar for taking time to answer my doubt.

Eaten? Bought ?


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Kai was sitting on the window ledge, lost in thoughts, doing nothing(as usual). Max was sucking his lolly. Hilary was shouting, Tyson was shouting back with his mouth full. Kenny was-Nah, just picture a normal evening with the Bladebreakers…

Hilary: Tyson! Don't you ever call me that again!

Tyson:"…………!"

Hilary : Why you disgusting little enter school bully's name here in CAPITAL letters !

Tyson:W-w-w-WHAT! You asked for it! bite! Chomp! chew! Chew! Gulp! ……………… Burp?

And then it happened………….. Kai…He TALKED!

Kai:Why take it out on the food, Tys-Where's Hilary?

Tyson patted his bulging tummy.

Kai: YOU ATE HER!

Tyson: Yup!

Kai's muscles went limp….He fell to th e floor…His heart broke….His Silver Lining among the group of barbarians was gone..( I was never good at Literature anyway…)

He didn't even have the energy to go strangle Tyson…However, He did have the energy to walk upto the doors of hell. (Yes! HELL!)

Guard: You're not dead. No entry.

Kai: But I have to buy something..

Guard: ID card?

Kai:Here..

Guard: Be back here in 2 hrs. We close early today.

Kai:Righto!

Kai rushed straight to the supermarket.

Kai : pant One Hilary..

Assistant: Hilary's price is up. Would you prefer to come back after one month?

Kai:No. Just tell me the cost, dude..

Assistant: One Ray and one Tyson.

Kai: Put it on my Credit.

Assistant places a Hilary on th table and searchesa for decorative paper.

Kai: No. No need to wrap.

………………….and so KAI and Hilary went back to earth. Tyson began to laugh when he saw them together. He chocked on the food(he was eating, duh) and died. Ray on seeoing them together realized that there was no way now that Kai will ever love him and killed himself.

Ray and Tyson went to hell

To cry their tears as water

Max sucked his lolly

Happily ever after

Oh, Tyson's tears were of laughter by the way… and Kai and Hilary lived happily ever after too but I couldn't include that in the"poem".

Plz Review….

Or else…. xx

P.S. Don't take the last line seriously.