Well... this is all MadRabbit5's fault again. I present thee with my second Harry Potter fic, and my first posted citrus. Enjoy.

I don't even know... seriously...


Lucius watched Severus slither silently into the seventh-year Slytherin dormitory and shrug off his cloak. Next came his boots and his jumper. He slipped out of his generic white T-shirt and Lucius allowed himself a moment to appreciate the smooth olive flesh of Severus' back before the other boy slid into a nightshirt.

"Out a bit late tonight, weren't you, Sev." Lucius stated.

The dark-haired boy jumped and turned to him with an expression of utter shock, "I thought you were asleep."

"I know," He stood and stretched, stalking over to Severus in only a pair of low-riding pajama pants. "Where were you?"

"Study group…"

"Really now?" Lucius drawled, draping himself over the smaller man to whisper in his ear. "Are you sure?"

"Y-yes…?" Severus stuttered uncertainly.

"I'm afraid I don't believe you." He hissed, digging his fingers into Severus' arms. "You reek of sex."

"Aa…"

"So, who was it?" Lucius demanded, reaching around the other boy to under the buttons of his nightshirt.

"U-uh… n-no one…"

"There's no need to by shy, Sev," He drawled into his ear as he slid his fingers just inside the waist of his pants." I'm curious, Sev, who was it?"

Lucius slide his fingers under the waistband of Severus' slacks. He twisted his fingers through the smaller man's pubic hair and tugged gently. Severus moaned slightly and his head fall back against Lucius' shoulder.

"Was it Eliza Parkinson?" He asked, undoing Severus' slacks and sliding them, along with his 'tighty-whities', slowly down his hips.

"No…" He was losing his will to resist answering.

"Hmmm…" Lucius pushed Severus onto the bed. "Was it Regulus Black?"

"N-no…"

Lucius smiled rather devilishly, spreading Severus' legs and bending his knees up so that could kneel between them. He teasingly caressed the smooth, pale flesh of the other boy's inner thighs. He watched with semi-detached satisfaction as Severus quickly grew erect.

"Sev, why must we play these games?" He trailed his index finger lightly along the length of Severus' penis. "Won't you just tell me who you were with?"

"Aa…" He was unable to respond with anymore intelligent than nonsense monosyllables as Lucius began to teasingly probe the cleft in the head of his cock, gradually increasing the pressure. "Uh…"

"Rosier?"

"N-no…"

"Lockhart?"

"Good God no!" He cried, arching off of the bed as Lucius raked his abnormally long fingernails along his length.

"Was it Lestrange?"

"No!" He gasped as Lucius finally began to pump him.

"I've been silly to guess such common Slytherins, especially with that interesting musk coming off of you." He stated, stilling his hand. "You were with your pet wolf, Lupin, weren't you?"

"Yes! Fuck yes!" He finally cried in frustration. "For Merlin's sake don't fucking stop, you sadist!"

"Next time," Lucius leaned forward until their lips were brushing together. "Invite me."

"Wha…?" He asked dumbly as Lucius climbed off of him and returned to his own bed.

"You might want to have a nice, cold shower before you turn in, Sev," Lucius suggested, burrowing into his comforters to hide his smirk.

Severus sighed and gathered up his clothes. He grabbed a large green towel and trudged off to the bathroom, muttering about sadists and sexy werewolves.


As I said before... I don't even know... I hope you enjoyed... I know I'm confused. >. Reviews?