"Are you happy to see John?" rose asked her 'brother' as she knocked on Jade's door.
"well, of course. He's my best bro" Dave said cooly. Rose rolled her eyes.
"Were playing 7 mintues in Heaven, hope you and John go together" she said with a smirk before looking at Jade, who just opened the door.
"Hi guys! Come on in!" Jade said happily before going inside. Rose and Dave followed. As soon as Dave entered, he was almost tackled to the floor. Dave looked at the person who had almost tackled him. John fucking Egbert. The cutest derp in all the land.
"Hi Dave!" John said, looking up at the cool kid.
"Sup Egderp?" Dave ask as he giggled. He fucking giggles. John hugged rose and then grabbed Dave's hand. Bringing him over to the the couch and sitting on it. Dave sat next to him and John smiled at him.
"I can't wait for the games!" john said cheerfully.
"Which game to you wanna play the most?" Dave asked as he watched John blush.
"7 minutes in Heaven" he mumbled. Dave slightly blushed. Dave was gonna get himself some Egbert ass.
"Hey everyone! Were gonna play seven minutes in heaven now! come upstairs if you wanna play!" jade yelled. John grabbed Dave's hand again and dragged him upstairs, dave followin behind.
Upstairs, Rose, Kanaya, Karkat, Nepeta, John, Dave, Jake, Dirk, Roxy, Jane and Jade sat on the floor.
"Ok, me, rose and kanaya have changed up the rules" Jade said as she giggled. "Instead of seven minutes, it's 2 hours"
"You will be given vibrators, a matress, condoms, lube, pockey and sex toys" Rose added.
"If you don't have sex with your partner in the 2 hours given. You will be forced to eat cake" Kanaya said. John groaned.
"Ok, Nepeta, can you please tell me who the couples will be?" Jade asked.
"Of course! Roxy will be with Jane, I'll be with Karkitty, Dave will be with John, Rose will be with kanaya and Dirk will be with Jake" nepeta said.
"I'm with Dave?" john asked. Dave felt a little heart broken.
"Yes, is there a purroblem with that?" the cat troll asked.
"Nope. Not at all" John said looking at Dave. Dave gulped as John put his hand on his leg.
"Ok, everyone go to a closet" Jade said. All the pairs went into seprate closets. Dave layed down on the matress and john climbed on top of him.
"I guess we have to do it because you would be forced cake right?" dave asked as he looked at john.
"No, but i just really want to do this..." john said as he took off Dave's shades before he could protest.
"Did you know the color red turns me on?" John asked as stroked Dave's face.
"I didn't. But did you know the color blue turns me on?" dave said as he pulled John a little closer. John reached for the box of pocky and opened it, then pulled a stick out. He put one end in his mouth while Dave did the same. They bit on the pockey stick as they leaned in towards eachother. The pocky stick broke before their lips could touch. John frowned and threw the pocky box near the closet door.
"Dave i want to tell you something" John said.
"Hm?" Dave looked at john curiously.
"I love you" john said. Dave rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Yeah right, this is just some stupid little prank and then when i tell you i feel the same you'll say no homo" dave can't believe he said that.
"The no homo thing has been my longest running prank" john said as he leaned in.
"Wait wh-" dave was cut off by John's lips.