Hello everyone, my name is Roberta Franks, and I'm here to tell you my story.
It all started one day in the town of gumi, I was watering my pet ostriches, because the weather was really really hot. I looked super good in my black checkered overalls and bright yellow baseball cap. One of my ostriches, named Lucianne, started pecking my feet and it hurt so I told her to stop.
I also went inside and drank some tea, because its good for you.
My dog names jaejoong ran up to me with his leash in his mouth, and begged me to go for a walk. I clipped on his leash and walked out my front door and down my steps and across the path that is next to my house and leads to a beautiful park. The park was empty, and the skies were extremely gray. I thought there was a black portal in the sky but my mind was playing tricks on me like it normally does. But when I started walking jaejoong, the wind got really windy and I had to hold my head to keep my hat on. Strange white figures came down from a black portal and surrounded me. Their faces were really ugly and I was scared and had to look away. One of them grabbed my arm and dragged me through the mud, ruining my overalls. I screamed and screamed for him to stop but he never did, my overalls began to unbutton and they flew off into the dirt leaving me only in my new victorias secret bra and underwear. They took me udnerground to a weird blue cave and began chanting. I had read about them they were the ancient elves of gumi. They often kidnap people for no reason. I was sitting there in my bra and undies when a bright light illuminated the dark room which blinded me. I suddenly saw a beautiful white horse which had wings. It had bright blue eyes and it could talk. On top of this Pegasus was the most beautiful man I have ever seen in my entire life. His hair was as black as a sharpie and styled to perfection across his beautiful and delicate features. His eyes looked like they were made out of the finest chocolate in the world. He got off his Pegasus and headed towards me. He admired my bra before picking me up into his bare and very muscle buff arms and sweeping me onto his Pegasus. I asked: hey don't you need to get on too? And he answered: no I have my own wings. And he began pulling off his shirt revealing a really cool six pack. He flung his shirt aside and he began to grow angelic white wings out of his back. He began to fly away and out of the cave and I followed him on my Pegasus because I have ridden horses and I know how to ride them like an expert. We flew up and out of the cave and into the sky. He told me his name was kim jaejoong, which was so coincidental because my dogs name is jaejoong. I told him he was my hero, and he liked it so it became my nickname for him and every one of his fans because he told me he was also a Korean star. He slowly dropped down onto a cloud and told me it was safe. I jumped off of the Pegasus and ran over to him. He looked at my eyes for a long time and suddenly grabbed my face and brought his buttery smooth mouth to mine. He waited a few seconds and then kissed me. Im pretty sure he put his tongue in my mouth because I felt it. He also unhooked my bra and threw it down below the clouds. I felt ashamed and told him not to look but he said there was no reason to be ashamed and he began to remove the rest of his clothes because he said he felt bad that I was the only one without clothes. He grabbed me again and threw me down on the fluffiest cloud in the entire sky, and well what happened next I wont go into a lot of detail. But I still feel bad for the house below us that got rained on.
IF you know what I mean.
Much more happened but if you want to hear more of my amazing story then comment and I will post more. Also I promise this is true it happened 120 years ago because he was the elf king at the start so hes immortal and he made me immortal.