The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and
Piper came to camp in the summer where the drama started
I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
She was his girlfriend but alas it was a trick of the mist
She came along, got him alone and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you could say "sabotage"
"What's your name, hon" Drew said flirtatiously
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
Piper thought Drew would back off, since she was consoler now
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
But she just wouldn't give up
"oh sweetie there's something on your lip let me get that!"
" No Thanks "
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
Watching Drew seduce Jason was like a stab in the heart, like rubbing salt into a wound She's not a saint
she underestimated just who she was stealing from
And she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
Piper spied Drew from across the room. Who was currently making a big deal of a paper cut, Piper rolled her eyes overdramatic much she thought
She's better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't
Make you many friends
" LACY!" Drew hollered" GIVE ME THAT DESIGHNER SCARF! NOW MAKE IT SNAPPY"
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge
Piper watched her loathingly planning her revenge- one day She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
"Dumpster girl" she sneered
I think her ever-present frown is a little troubling
And she thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things
"Drew is a lou who likes to eat goo, which comes from a big fat emu"
But sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
They wouldn't teach you that in prep school so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity
" My new designer dress is way better than yours" she sneered
She's not a saint
And she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't
Make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge
Asking Annabeth to calculate the exact measurement for her final revenge, and asking the Stoll's to set it up, Piper grinned, this was gonna be good
I'm just another thing for you She's not a saint Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
To roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him but haven't you heard
I'm just another thing for you
To roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him but I always get the last word
Whoa
And she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't
Make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge
'Cause I don't think you do. Oh.
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
I don't think you do
I don't think you do
Let's hear the applause
Come on show me how much better you are (so much better, yeah)
So you deserve some applause 'cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you could say "sabotage"
At the campfire Piper signaled the Stoll's and dump a bucket of manure on Drew, she screamed in disgust, and the Stoll's laughed in triumph. Meanwhile Jason came and sat beside her ,as he whispered in her ear" You know just because our relationship was a trick of the mist, doesn't mean we'll keep it that way" as he kissed her on the lip, their lips fit perfectly, as the campfire blazed as warm as ever, over in the corner Aphrodite was watching them and beamed happily