Couples Impossible
AN: I don't own Sailor Moon or Gundam wing. I own Ms Resk and Mike who aren't really important... but besides the point. Hope you enjoy it. Please R&R!!!!
Review: Heero wants to become a model, and Duo sees Hotaru in slow motion. Relena doesn't exist. Mercury walks on water and the couples have gone mad! Ami/Heero Rei/Wu Mi/Q Ma/Tr Hot/Duo
Chapter 1 – A new day
Rei walked along the road to her private school. She went to a different school to all the other scouts. Out of all the scouts, she was the richest, and the most spoiled. At her school she was treated like an idol, and no one dared to fight with her, because they thought she was perfect. She lived and worked at a shrine with her grandfather.
Rei thought of Usagi who right now was enjoying a lovely holiday with Mamoru san. It wasn't fair! It was the middle of a school term and Usagi was out having fun. Of course she deserved it, but Rei as her best friend, still didn't think it was fair to be left behind.
Each girl had her reputation. Ami was the genius of the group and everyone liked her at school because she could help them solve any problem. Unlike most geniuses she wasn't considered a nerd, and had a lot of respect from fellow students.
Mina on the other hand was an idol freak, who loved acting and singing. She was a very popular girl in her school and many boys had crushes on her. Mina was the leader of the scouts while Usagi was the princess of the scouts.
Makoto was known for her height and great fighting skills. Any boy would shudder and whimper if she threatened them. No one tried to stand up to her, she was just too much for them. Even though she was great at fighting her dream followed a completely different course. She adored cooking and making delicious food for the rest of the scouts who loved the food.
Michiru and Haruka were cool girls who were in a higher grade at school. They were very popular and the scouts looked up to them.
Hotaru was a new student at school and had already proved to be able to make friends easily after her troubles with her old school. She had grown to be of her normal age – the same as the other scouts – and was in the same class as Amichan most of the time. Both wanted to be doctors, but Hotaru was luckier, because she had a mystic power that let her heal people without knowing medics.
"Reichan!" screamed someone behind her.
Rei turned around to see Ami running towards her and waving. Rei waved back at her.
"Rei, just checking, but what time are we coming to your house?" asked Ami.
"Well, you can come straight after school if you want," answered Rei.
"Great. I'll see you then!"
Ami rushed to school. Out of all the scouts, she loved coming early to school and reading in the new library the school had.
She flung the doors open to the school and smelled in the fresh air. She sputtered and blocked her nose. School hadn't begun yet and someone had already exploded something in the science rooms. She crept past the hallways to get to the library. There would be fresh air there for sure. She almost fell into the library and breathed in turning her blue face back into a normal colour. She sweat dropped as she saw the farmiliar librarian look at her strangely.
"You better close the door Amichan. The smell is reaching the library very quickly," said the librarian.
Ami smiled and closed the door thankfully. She looked around the library and sat at a table taking out the book she had begun reading the other day. She checked her watch. She still had half an hour before the bell would ring. Suddenly a farmiliar face popped in front of her. She looked up to see Mina smiling at her.
Ami almost screamed but stopped by biting her lip. She fell of her chair and dropped her book on the flooe. Mina's smiled faded and she looked helplessly at the scared girl on the ground.
"What is it?" asked Mina quickly taking out a mirror to check her face.
"You are early, Minakochan," squeeked Ami. "And, you are in a library!"
"Ami! I came early to find you. I heard there are new students. Let's go find them!"
"I really want to finish this boo…"
"Amichan! They are boys! All five of them!" exclaimed Mina staring at Ami.
Ami sweat dropped and put her book away. There was no way she could bargain with Mina. Once her mind settled on doing something, no one could stop her. Ami sighed and walked out of the library hesitantly. Mina dragged her along the corridor and to the next room where the five students sat.
Ami blushed red crimson and turned away.
"I'm not going in there," protested Ami.
Mina pulled a fist at Ami.
"You're coming with me," said Mina.
"You are using me. If Usagi was here you'd take her," complained Ami pulling her away from the classroom.
"Yes, but she isn't here!"
Ami shook her head quickly. A tall girl walked into the hall and looked at Ami, who was pinned to the wall by Mina. As soon as Ami saw Makoto she ducked under Makoto and raced towards Makoto and hid behind her.
"What's going on?" asked Makoto.
"There are five new boys in that classroom and Ami doesn't want to go meet them and I am forcing her," said Mina casually.
Makoto's face suddenly became dreamy and her eyes glittered.
"Five, new, boys?" asked Makoto emphasising on the last word.
Both Mina and Ami backed away from her in fright. Suddenly Makoto grabbed onto Mina's collar and pulled towards the door.
"Why didn't you tell me before! Let's go introduce ourselves," said Makoto.
Mina's eyes suddenly glittered and she smiled at her friend. Ami quickly tip toed away from the pair and rushed towards the library at immense speed.
Makoto walked into the room casually with a nervous looking Mina staggering behind her. Her eyes caught one of the new students and hearts popped out of her eyes. She flicked her hair gracefully and didn't look at him though she could feel his eyes resting on her.
"Hi, you're the new students aren't you?" asked Makoto cooling, trying to fight the lump in her throat.
"Yeah babe, are you in our class?" asked a boy with a long brown platt. He had an american accent though he didn't really look that american.
"Yeah, we are in your class. I am Minako, and this is my friend Makoto," said Mina giving a warm smile to the blonde boy, making him blush.
"My name is Duo. Pleased to meet you gorgeous," said the boy with the platt.
He stretched out a hand to Makoto. Makoto took it and shook it nervously. This boy seemed very cheerful and didn't seem nervous to being a new student.
"This is Trowa, he doesn't talk much," said Duo making sure he embarassed each boy. "And this is Wufei, but you can call him Wu-man, he likes it."
The chinese boy stood up from his chair and slammed his fist of the desk angrily.
"Don't even think of calling me that. I hate it," growled Wufei before seating himself down again.
"See, told you he liked it," said Duo. "Now, this is Quatre, he's a blonde arabian. Never heard of one, but what the hell. He's cool, and a totally rich guy, unlike me."
Quatre blushed and shook Minako's hand. Duo winked and finally reached the last boy in the room. He sat at the back corner and seemed uninterested in the conversation.
"This is Heero. He's a little shy on his first day," said Duo before returning to his seat.
"Well, that is perfectly normal to be hesitant on the first day. I'm sure he'll fit in easily," said Minako giving a warm smile to Heero.
He stared coldly back at her making her turn away from him and looked back at Duo. Duo fell on the floor laughing. Wufei turned away from him in disgrace.
"Heero, normal? Never heard anything more crazy than that," exclaimed Duo dragging himself back on the seat.
That's pretty mean to say. Maybe he gets bullied by the other boys. That's maybe why he is so unsocial thought Minako giving a quick glance at Heero.
Minako glance at her watch. The bell would ring very soon. She approaced Quatre and looked at the spare desk next to Quatre.
"Do you mind if I sit here?" asked Minako blushing.
"No, that's cool!" exclaimed Quatre taking away his bag from the chair.
Makoto walked up to Trowa. He looked very mysterious and he had green eyes. Very interesting...
"May I sit next to you?" asked Makoto.
Trowa barely glanced at her but nodded. Makoto smiled to herself. Score! She got a guy before any other girls even entered the room.
Ami walked into the room trying not to glance at the boys.
"Hey Ami!" exclaimed Makoto.
Ami sweat dropped.
"Everyone, this is Ami, the super smart genius, who is just as cool as smart," exclaimed Makoto.
Ami blushed and sat in front of a new boy. She wasn't interested in boys at all. All she was interested in was finishing her book. After all, Geography was boring. She knew every little bit of geography she needed to know and she had her little computer to do all the geography work. It wasn't useful at all for her to become a doctor. Ami took her book out of her bag and began reading it again forgetting where she was.
The bell ran and swarms of students poured into the room, each glancing at the new boys before sitting down. An african boy took one look at Wufei and almost jumped in amazement. He rushed to get a seat next to Wufei.
"Hey man! You one of those cool peeps aren't ya?" asked the boy.
Wufei turned to look at his seat partner. He blinked not getting what the boy was on about.
"Are you catching on? The name's Michael, but you can call my Mike for short. Anyway, you know karate don't you. Can you show me some of that cool shit?" asked the boy.
Wufei stood up and grabbed the Mike's collar.
"No body calls it shit. Got it?" asked Wufei before letting go of an excited Mike.
"Wow! That was so cool. Is that a trick? Can you show me please. I am a great learner. I wanna learn your Judo!" exclaimed Mike trying to kick the air.
"Kong Fu," corrected Wufei before turning his head back to the black board.
Mike nodded and sat back down to Wufei.
"So, what's your name?" he asked.
"Wufei," answered Wufei.
"Wow, like number five? That's like so cool!"
Wufei rolled his eyes in frustration. At least this boy thought he was a god unlike Duo, who didn't stop teasing him.
A girl with purple eyes and short black hair walked into the room. She looked around and smiled at Duo who blushed. She walked across the room and suddenly Duo was seeing her in slow motion. She walked past him, her hair blowing in the wind. She turned to look at him and smiled. Her beautiful sparkling teeth showed.
"Oh babe, you are mine," thought Duo.
"Hey chick! Come and sit here with me?" asked Duo showing his puppy eyes.
The girl laughed and cross the room to sit next to the excited boy.
"My name's Duo. What's yours?" asked Duo.
"My name is Hotaru," answered the girl.
Duo turned around and sniggered. He couldn't decide what was cuter. Hotaru or her name?
Makoto looked at Trowa. His hair covered one of his eyes and the other one could be seen as green. At least their eyes were the same.
"So, are you nervous about being new?" asked Makoto.
"No, I have never been nervous in my life," answered Trowa.
"You sure know how to keep a straight face! Do you want me to show you around when its recess?"
"Whatever."
That's a yes! thought Makoto happily.
Finally the teacher walked into the room and gazed at all the students. She approached the desk and took out a piece of paper.
"Please welcome the new 5 students in the class. I want you all to be really nice to them and remember what it was like for your first day at school. These five boys are up for adoption right now, but you would be surprised how many other people in this class have foster parents or need to get adopted. Anyway, please stand at the front of the class and say a little about yourself," said the teacher before sitting down on her chair in exhaustion.
The five boys walked up to the room and stood in a straight line. The teacher gestured for them to begin. Obviously the first person to open his mouth was Duo and nobody cared.
"My name is Duo Maxwell. I may run, I may hide but I don't lie!" said Duo winking at Hotaru. Wufei groaned at his sentence and decided to speak next.
"My name is Wufei Chang. I am the last of an ancient chinese tribe because everyone else died in the war," said Wufei. Michael jumped up and screamed, "Yeah!"
"My name is Trowa Barton. I work in a circus as a clown, and a partner of a woman who throws daggers at me," said Trowa. The class oohed and aahhed.
"My name is Quatre Winner. I am the only one who is not up for adoption, because I live in a mansion with my 29 sisters," said Quatre.
"My name is Heero Yuy," said Heero.
Everyone stared blankly at him.
"He's a robotic machine, well, almost," exclaimed Duo. The students blinked (you know that anime way).
The five students returned to their seats.
"Ok, everyone, I want you all to research on one animal which you are going to pick out from the hat. I'll go in alphabetical order," said the teacher.
Duo sniggered.
The teacher began giving out the animals. There were groans from boys and squeels from girls. Ami was still reading her book not knowing what was going on in the class. Suddenly she felt someone poke her back with a pencil. She put the book down and looked around the classroom dazed.
"You have to pick out an animal soon, it's a research thing," said a monotone voice behind her.
Ami didn't turn around but just put her book away. She picked out elephant. Finally it came around to Heery Yuy's turn. He put his hand in and took out the piece of paper.
"Why don't you open it?" asked a boy from the other side of the room.
Heero ignored him and stared at the board where the teacher was writing the questions for the research.
"Heero, what did you get?" asked Duo.
"Rabbit," answered Heero.
Heero unwrapped the piece of paper. Rabbit. He looked at the questions. He knew the answers to every single question. Why do research at all? He quickly wrote down all the 30 answered on a lined piece of paper and messily wrote his name at the top. The girl infront of him seemed to be doing something on a super small computer. He didn't have time to be interested.
"Ok class, you have 30 minutes of the remaining lesson to finish it. You may work in pairs if you want," said the teacher.
Heero walked up to her and placed the piece of paper infront of the teacher and walked back to his seat. Everyone looked at him in shock thinking he wrote a bunch of rubbish. Even Ami lifted her eyebrow in confusion.
The teacher picked the piece of paper up and began looking at her answers to see if they were correct.
Hotaru and Duo left the classroom to work on the camel. A few more pairs went after them. Heero eyed the girl infront of him who was typing something very quickly on her strange computer. It had the mercury sign on it.
Ami stood up with her piece of paper and put it next to Heero's. No body gasped because they knew Ami was a super genius.
"Heero! You scored 100%. I am very glad tio have such a knowledgable student in my class," exclaimed Ms Resk.
Everyone's head slowly turned to the new found genius. Heero didn't smile. He didn't even seem happy. What was it with this strange guy?
The teacher handed his paper back and looked at him in astonishment. He was a very strange boy but very smart.
"What are you going to do for the rest of the 20 minutes?" asked Ms Resk.
"Sit," said Heero.
"Are you sure? You could go outside!"
"Fine."
"Ami, you scored 100% too. Go with Heero outside and show him around since you have nothing better to do."
Ami nodded and stood up. Heero followed her not even looking around as he went. He stared at the back of her head.
"Ok, what do you want to see?" asked Ami.
"Nothing. I know my way around. I memorised my way around when I came here. I'll just go outside," answered Heero walking past her.
What a strange guy! thought Ami following him down the stairs.
Finally they arrived on the school grounds. Heero lay down on the grass and stared up at the sky. Ami suddenly found herself blushing and quickly turned around. No. She didn't care about boys. All she cared about was study. Ami couldn't control herself and she turned back around and sat close to Heero, but not too close.
"Amichan! Jigging class?" asked a farmliar voice.
Heero shot up and turned to look at two girls who were approaching them. Ami
smiled and stood up, thankful to have someone to talk to.
"No, I finished my work and so did he," said Ami pointing to Heero. "So we are out here. But Michiru, Haruka. You guys are jigging class aren't you?"
Michiru looked down in embarassment and Haruka played with her fingers. Ami sweat dropped.
"No, we are just going to the toilet for a long time," said Michiru winking. The two sat down next to Ami and began a strange conversation.
Heero stood up and leaned against a wall staring into space.
"Oi, Heero," screamed one of the girls, known as Michiru.
Heero turned his head around to look at her.
"Are you a model?" she asked blushing.
Haruka stood up angrily.
"What's that supposed to mean?" she asked.
"Haruka just doesn't like boys," said Michiru.
"That doesn't make sense."
"Haruka doesn't like cool boys," whispered Michiru.
"That doesn't make sense."
Ami sweat dropped and watched the two leave and whisper. She coughed in embrassement and looked at Heero who was looking on the ground.
"So where do you come from?" asked Ami trying to get a conversation suddenly.
"I don't know," answered Heero. Ami sweat dropped.
"Can't you tell me anything about yourself?"
"What does it matter. I don't know anything about myself. I've been lost since I was born!"
Ami sweat dropped again. This conversation wasn't getting anywhere. She looked to see Michiru and Haruka drawing closer to eachother. Ami turned away in embarassment and looked at her watch.
"I think its time we went back inside," said Ami hurrying away from the playground.
Heero followed her.
"By the way. What is your next lesson?" asked Ami.
"Mathematics," answered Heero.
"Same."
"hn..."
The two entered the room to find not many people were finished yet. Heero walked back to his seat and watched as Duo flirted with the girl next to him. A couple of boys were surounding Duo. He sure became popular quickly. Suddenly a paper aeroplane shot at him. Heero caught it swiftly and scrunched it up. He threw it in the bin.
"Heero! You didn't even open it," whined Duo.
Makoto watched Duo and Heero.
"I feel sorry for Heero. Duo is so horrible to him, and he doesn't stop teasing him. No wonder he doesn't talk much," said Makoto outloud.
"No way. Those two are best friends," exclaimed Quatre who was behind her.
"What? No way! They don't even sit next to eachother!"
"They have a very strange best friendship, but if Heero got hurt, Duo would be the first to help him. Duo would be the first to do anything!"
"That's like Rei and Usagi. Oh, you don't know them but they are my friends. They never stop fighting but really, they are such good friends inside."
"Yeah, now you get what I mean!"
Makoto smiled and looked back at Heero who was staring at the blackboard. She shook her head inconfusion. Even Rei's and Usagi's friendship wasn't as weird as this one though.